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Tiki Is 30

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Holy fucking fuck, I’m 30 now.  Happy Birthday to me!  Those of you wishing to spend money on frivolous things may do so from my amazon wishlist.

I’m going to spend most of the day playing Halo: Reach, feel free to pop on and give me a hand! (user id: tgiokdi)

Maybe later today I’ll fix a couple things that are hinky on the site. Or maybe I’ll just drink myself blind and throw things at my cats.

WHO KNOWS.

Edited to say:

Thank you to whoever just shipped me 3 of these! They’ll look awesome in my front yard!

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55 Responses to Tiki Is 30

  2. reavermma (UID# 23648) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Damn…I tried to say happy birthday but the site fuck’d up

    Reply
  3. lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    YOU’RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

    DEATH COMES ON SWIFT WINGS FOR YOU, MR SELVIDGE

    Reply
  4. andre666 (UID# 3479) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    dont stay home. happy bday

    Reply
  5. dieantagonista (UID# 2287) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Alles Gute zum Gerburtstag du großartiger Alkoholiker. Or like the German voice for Barney Gumble once said, Aloholiker.

    Reply
  6. exige (UID# 5826) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    your’e welcome
    hope they will look good on your lawn..
    pics please

    Reply
  9. lamb (UID# 3529) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Happy birthday, Mr. Tiki.

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  10. bytehead (UID# 884) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Happy birthday.

    Virgin.

    I mean Virgo.

    Reply
  11. borked (UID# 4848) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    Dude, might wanna censor that wishlist a little. A 6-pack of sriracha and orange/ginger lotion sounds like one helluva birthday party.

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!

    (happy b-day)

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  12. mikebabaguh (UID# 2366) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Damn, I didn’t know I was older than you.

    Happy birthday, 30 is the last great milestone before you REALLY start hating birthdays.

    Reply
  13. kishi (UID# 3562) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    Happy birthday! I turned 30 a few months back, and it’s not nearly so bad as people say. Well, maybe.

    Reply
  14. doombuddy (UID# 2461) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Happy birthday Tiki!!! (omg we have the same birthday!)

    Reply
  16. saborlas (UID# 554) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    If you make it to 30 without growing up, you don’t have to. The logic being that you’ve clearly found a way to live one’s life without doing so.

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  18. cashmods (UID# 17107) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    Funny, tiki, I thought you said thur TEE not thur TEEN, yet your amazon wish list consists mostly of halo action figures and movies.

    1. You are too old for those (and ok maybe you aren’t but buy your toys your damns self)

    2. torrent movies.

    I see nothing but a frivolous wishlist, one of which I will not be contributing to!

    Put some NEEDED items on that list and I’ll help you out.

    Reply
  20. puulaahi (UID# 4552) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm

    Happy Birthday Tiki Mon!!!! I may go buy Halo Reach right now or do homework.

    Reply
  22. wishbear (UID# 48797) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIKI!!! I hope you kick ass in Halo: Reach!!! =D

    Reply
  24. demon (UID# 2630) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Tiki, don`t be sad.
    Call up that girl who blew you last week.
    Tell her you have unlimited alcohol and want her to stop by on your bday.

    Reply
  25. mosher111 (UID# 2219) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    After reading Tikis Amazon Wishlist it is now confirmed. He is really 10 years old and now we all know why he kisses an kings ass.. he looks up to him.

    Happy Birf Day

    Reply
  26. mcavity (UID# 39910) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 8:51 pm

    3 giant Easter island heads at a grand a pop?
    uhh wow and weird…

    Reply
  27. hellb0y666 (UID# 3398) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Happy birthday! I am 30 since the 4th september… we are all decaying matter!

    Reply
  28. dmytriw-wds (UID# 16438) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    I’m stealing half of the ideas you have for a wish list, but not Daredevil.

    Happy bday!

    Reply
  31. ian356094 (UID# 3738) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 18, 2010 at 12:01 am

    Happy Birthday tiki! now fix submissions!!!

    Reply
  33. figosound (UID# 16176) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 18, 2010 at 4:35 am

    MERRY CHRISTMAS TIKI!!
    oh, wait…

    Reply
  34. patientzed (UID# 48741) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 18, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Happy Birthday, Tiki!

    Man, you’re 30… don’t you think you’re too old for this internet lulz crap?

    J/K *trollface*

    Reply
  35. terwilligher (UID# 3649) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 18, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    happy birthday tiki. 39 is the hardest. or it will be next Saturday when it hits me.
    thanks again for this site, it’s been such an amazingly fun time-sink for a very long time.

    Reply
  36. jonco (UID# 6667) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    September 18, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Happy birthday Tiki. 30…. wow… I can’t remember 30 anymore. Hope you have a great one.

    Reply

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