Holy fucking fuck, I’m 30 now. Happy Birthday to me! Those of you wishing to spend money on frivolous things may do so from my amazon wishlist.
I’m going to spend most of the day playing Halo: Reach, feel free to pop on and give me a hand! (user id: tgiokdi)
Maybe later today I’ll fix a couple things that are hinky on the site. Or maybe I’ll just drink myself blind and throw things at my cats.
WHO KNOWS.
Edited to say:
Thank you to whoever just shipped me 3 of these! They’ll look awesome in my front yard!






September 17, 2010 at 3:00 pm
first
September 17, 2010 at 3:00 pm
oh yeah, and happy birthday
September 17, 2010 at 8:29 pm
dicks like you ruin the internet.
September 17, 2010 at 9:09 pm
No, dicks like mine ruin your mother.
Also, I rarely “first”. I just did it this time because it’s an historical post. And I like to think I have contributed moar awesome than cancer to this here internet
September 17, 2010 at 9:14 pm
lies, your like the worstest thing to haped to mcs, next to casemods.
September 17, 2010 at 10:57 pm
What smells?
September 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Damn…I tried to say happy birthday but the site fuck’d up
September 17, 2010 at 3:01 pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YOU’RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD
DEATH COMES ON SWIFT WINGS FOR YOU, MR SELVIDGE
September 17, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Happy Birthda.y
September 18, 2010 at 2:01 am
no, at 50, i’m old… 30 is just getting started.
happy birthday tiki. now fix submissions. 8)
September 17, 2010 at 3:19 pm
dont stay home. happy bday
September 17, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Alles Gute zum Gerburtstag du großartiger Alkoholiker. Or like the German voice for Barney Gumble once said, Aloholiker.
September 17, 2010 at 10:48 pm
LOL. I find this very funny at this moment in time. But then, I am verdrunken.
September 17, 2010 at 3:29 pm
your’e welcome
hope they will look good on your lawn..
pics please
September 17, 2010 at 4:04 pm
HAPPY BIRFDAE TEEKEE
September 17, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Happy Birthday 3.0
September 17, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Happy birthday, Mr. Tiki.
September 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Happy birthday.
Virgin.
I mean Virgo.
September 17, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Dude, might wanna censor that wishlist a little. A 6-pack of sriracha and orange/ginger lotion sounds like one helluva birthday party.
It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!
(happy b-day)
September 17, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Damn, I didn’t know I was older than you.
Happy birthday, 30 is the last great milestone before you REALLY start hating birthdays.
September 18, 2010 at 12:21 am
Nonsense, I’ve loved all 16 b’days I’ve had since my 30th.
September 18, 2010 at 12:22 am
Oh, happy b’day god tiki dude. Do you feel grown up? Me either.
September 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Happy birthday! I turned 30 a few months back, and it’s not nearly so bad as people say. Well, maybe.
September 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Happy birthday Tiki!!! (omg we have the same birthday!)
September 18, 2010 at 12:23 am
Happy b’day.
September 17, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Happy Birthday, Tiki
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September 17, 2010 at 5:40 pm
If you make it to 30 without growing up, you don’t have to. The logic being that you’ve clearly found a way to live one’s life without doing so.
September 17, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Happy Birthday, Mr T.
September 17, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Funny, tiki, I thought you said thur TEE not thur TEEN, yet your amazon wish list consists mostly of halo action figures and movies.
1. You are too old for those (and ok maybe you aren’t but buy your toys your damns self)
2. torrent movies.
I see nothing but a frivolous wishlist, one of which I will not be contributing to!
Put some NEEDED items on that list and I’ll help you out.
September 17, 2010 at 6:40 pm
www.shopping.com/xPO-Jack-Daniel-s-Jack-Daniel-s-Whiskey-Sour-Mash-Old-No-7-Black-Label-86-1-Liter
September 17, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Shutup you methhead faggot. Happy Birthday Tiki.
September 17, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Sure is junior high peer pressure in here!
September 17, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Feliz cumpleaños, comrade.
September 17, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Happy Birthday Tiki Mon!!!! I may go buy Halo Reach right now or do homework.
September 17, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Hoppy Bird-day T1K1
September 17, 2010 at 8:02 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIKI!!! I hope you kick ass in Halo: Reach!!! =D
September 17, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Parabéns senhor tiki!
September 17, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Tiki, don`t be sad.
Call up that girl who blew you last week.
Tell her you have unlimited alcohol and want her to stop by on your bday.
September 17, 2010 at 8:31 pm
After reading Tikis Amazon Wishlist it is now confirmed. He is really 10 years old and now we all know why he kisses an kings ass.. he looks up to him.
Happy Birf Day
September 17, 2010 at 8:51 pm
3 giant Easter island heads at a grand a pop?
uhh wow and weird…
September 18, 2010 at 12:27 am
Right…’cause everything tiki types is totally true and for realz.
September 18, 2010 at 4:22 pm
those things would be great to have on a lawn. but the shipping costs must be huge. HUUUUUUUGE.
September 18, 2010 at 8:36 pm
I would never tell a lie!
September 19, 2010 at 12:49 am
Isn’t that what I said? *re-reads comment* Yep, that’s what I said.
September 17, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Happy birthday! I am 30 since the 4th september… we are all decaying matter!
September 17, 2010 at 8:55 pm
I’m stealing half of the ideas you have for a wish list, but not Daredevil.
Happy bday!
September 17, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Happy birthday dude!
September 17, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Happy Birthday!
September 18, 2010 at 12:01 am
Happy Birthday tiki! now fix submissions!!!
September 18, 2010 at 12:04 am
Happy Birthday dude
September 18, 2010 at 4:35 am
MERRY CHRISTMAS TIKI!!
oh, wait…
September 18, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Happy Birthday, Tiki!
Man, you’re 30… don’t you think you’re too old for this internet lulz crap?
J/K *trollface*
September 18, 2010 at 4:23 pm
happy birthday tiki. 39 is the hardest. or it will be next Saturday when it hits me.
thanks again for this site, it’s been such an amazingly fun time-sink for a very long time.
September 18, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Happy birthday Tiki. 30…. wow… I can’t remember 30 anymore. Hope you have a great one.
September 18, 2010 at 11:41 pm
How old are M[c]S members?