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Tiki Is 30

Holy fucking fuck, I’m 30 now.  Happy Birthday to me!  Those of you wishing to spend money on frivolous things may do so from my amazon wishlist.

I’m going to spend most of the day playing Halo: Reach, feel free to pop on and give me a hand! (user id: tgiokdi)

Maybe later today I’ll fix a couple things that are hinky on the site. Or maybe I’ll just drink myself blind and throw things at my cats.

WHO KNOWS.

Edited to say:

Thank you to whoever just shipped me 3 of these! They’ll look awesome in my front yard!

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55 Responses to Tiki Is 30

  1. Damn…I tried to say happy birthday but the site fuck’d up

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  2. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    YOU’RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

    DEATH COMES ON SWIFT WINGS FOR YOU, MR SELVIDGE

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  3. dont stay home. happy bday

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  4. Alles Gute zum Gerburtstag du großartiger Alkoholiker. Or like the German voice for Barney Gumble once said, Aloholiker.

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  5. your’e welcome
    hope they will look good on your lawn..
    pics please

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  6. Happy birthday, Mr. Tiki.

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  7. Happy birthday.

    Virgin.

    I mean Virgo.

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  8. Dude, might wanna censor that wishlist a little. A 6-pack of sriracha and orange/ginger lotion sounds like one helluva birthday party.

    It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!

    (happy b-day)

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  9. Damn, I didn’t know I was older than you.

    Happy birthday, 30 is the last great milestone before you REALLY start hating birthdays.

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  10. Happy birthday! I turned 30 a few months back, and it’s not nearly so bad as people say. Well, maybe.

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  11. Happy birthday Tiki!!! (omg we have the same birthday!)

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  12. If you make it to 30 without growing up, you don’t have to. The logic being that you’ve clearly found a way to live one’s life without doing so.

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  13. Funny, tiki, I thought you said thur TEE not thur TEEN, yet your amazon wish list consists mostly of halo action figures and movies.

    1. You are too old for those (and ok maybe you aren’t but buy your toys your damns self)

    2. torrent movies.

    I see nothing but a frivolous wishlist, one of which I will not be contributing to!

    Put some NEEDED items on that list and I’ll help you out.

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  14. Happy Birthday Tiki Mon!!!! I may go buy Halo Reach right now or do homework.

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  15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIKI!!! I hope you kick ass in Halo: Reach!!! =D

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  16. Tiki, don`t be sad.
    Call up that girl who blew you last week.
    Tell her you have unlimited alcohol and want her to stop by on your bday.

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  17. After reading Tikis Amazon Wishlist it is now confirmed. He is really 10 years old and now we all know why he kisses an kings ass.. he looks up to him.

    Happy Birf Day

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  18. 3 giant Easter island heads at a grand a pop?
    uhh wow and weird…

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  19. Happy birthday! I am 30 since the 4th september… we are all decaying matter!

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  20. I’m stealing half of the ideas you have for a wish list, but not Daredevil.

    Happy bday!

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  21. Happy Birthday tiki! now fix submissions!!!

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  22. MERRY CHRISTMAS TIKI!!
    oh, wait…

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  23. Happy Birthday, Tiki!

    Man, you’re 30… don’t you think you’re too old for this internet lulz crap?

    J/K *trollface*

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  24. happy birthday tiki. 39 is the hardest. or it will be next Saturday when it hits me.
    thanks again for this site, it’s been such an amazingly fun time-sink for a very long time.

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  25. Happy birthday Tiki. 30…. wow… I can’t remember 30 anymore. Hope you have a great one.

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