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    Alec Dalek
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    Some women that complain that men can’t please them need to put down their damn vibrator once in a while. It desensitizes their “christian area”.

    Reaver
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    Did a man or women invent the vibrator?

    fracked again
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    A man. They were designed to treat the condition of hysteria. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria

    RSIxidor
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    “hysterical paroxysm”

    I will be laughing at that for awhile.

    Sticky
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    This woman looks oddly like our professor that led us around in Germany.

    Demon
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    Alec, not all men CAN sexually please a woman.
    And “christian area” offends me.

    Also, pic is true. Careful with new batteries, ladies. (and men?)

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    Which reason is it offensive?

    I use the phrase to poke fun at the attempts made by religion to deny human nature (with christianity being the most prevalent in my neck of the woods).

    Demon
    Member

    I was kidding.
    I wouldn`t mind being “poked” in my “christian area”, right about now.

    Mental note to self – buy batteries.

    PS – Page hung up when I just tried to reply.
    This shit is killing my MCS experience.

    RSIxidor
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    So you are looking for a hysterical paroxysm? Well, I happen to be a licensed doctor (sort of), and I could assist you with this.

    Demon
    Member

    I need to make an appointment, Doc.
    How soon can you…fit me in?

    nyoki
    Member

    In some movie they had women going to the doc for “uterine manipulation” to help w/ hysterical paroxysm. Gotta love a good euphemism.

    Reaver
    Member

    Some men can sexually please a woman. True.

    but No man can vibrate.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    They have those vibrating cock rings, but it seems like they would cause more problem than solve.

    blowbags
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    You obviously haven’t mastered the art of wrist pressure learned from track and field on the playstation, ladies love track and field pros – Or at least I think they do, I’m too busy playing track and field to find out.



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