three pregnant women

Three pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatal check-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddenly the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one…”What was that?”, the other two ask, curiously.”Calcium tablet. Good for mommy, good for little baby”, she replies, patting her stomach affectionately.

Satisfied, all 3 continue with their knitting…5 minutes later, the second one stops knitting, checks her watch, takes a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one..”What was that?”, the other two enquire.”Vitamin tablet”, she replies, “Good for mommy, good for little baby” and she pats her stomach affectionately.

All 3 smile and continue busily with their knitting…5 minutes later, the last woman stops knitting, checks her watch, takes a bottle of pills from her handbag and takes one..”What was that?” ask the other two.”Thalidomide. I can’t knit sleeves…”

via reddit.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com



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    MikesterMike

    Wow. Really? A 9/11 joke would have been more tasteful.

    conan776
    vincent_kahrune

    I had to google Thalidomide. I’m still don’t get it.

    tiki god

    Thalidomide causes birth defects, usually leading the child to not have any limbs.
    wikipedia has picture:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide

    TunaTank

    According to the March of Dimes (MOD, November 1998), “More than 10,000 children around the world were born with major malformations, many missing arms and legs, because their mothers had taken the drug during early pregnancy.

    I copied that

    nyoki

    Ironically it was meant to prevent miscarriages.

    barcrest

    I thought it was to prevent morning sickness?

    mightyattom

    I giggled, went OMG, then felt bad, and giggled some more…

    mightyattom

    Also, “there” should be “their.” Just sayin’!

    TrayShadix

    Glad I wasn’t the only one…

    Darkhell

    It was ok, should come with a definition key. So everyone doesn’t have to do research.

    so_cali

    the first version of this joke was funnier.

    tskgpage

    Ohh, bad joke.

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