United States of Cheap Beer

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    1. falls city beer is from kentucky, not florida.


      I want to try it now though


    2. Speaking of beer, I tried to donate $25 to Tiki’s beer fund, but now even the donate button is broken 🙁


    3. Leinies should be where Grain Belt is.


    4. Blatz was a fucking awesome punk rock band.

      that is all.


    5. Hell, just ought to call it cheap-assed beer made by G Heileman.

      They did Blatz, Blitz-Weinhard, Drewry’s, Falls City, Grain Belt, National Bohemian, Red Label, Stag( Southern Illinois), Old Style (Chicago area), Olympia, and Rainier and a pantload more.

      Working for them back in the midwest, they made 26 labels of beer with 5 recipes. All of it cheap, all of it sucked. All had huge brand/label loyalty even if it was all the same watery piss in different cans.

      rant over, back to criticizing the image.

      I don’t think Genessee has quite the market penetration up here in New England.

      Also needs to move Blatz farther northeast, it’s (was?) more of an Milwaukee thing.

      Stroh’s is from Michigan

      Add Red White and Blue, Old Style, Old Milwaukee, or Milwaukee’s Best to the upper Midwest, Stag to the St Louis area as well as Colt 45 and Mickeys (though technically they are malt liquor.. and big secret here folks are EXACTLY the same liquid put into two different containers and marketed to two VERY different clientele)

      Papst Blue Ribbon needs to be in there somewhere too.

      Lordy I am glad I have an education and a good job (Casemods you are still an ignorant douche) so I don’t have to drink any of this swill.
      ..any more..


    6. Who knew..
      Stroh’s bought G-Heileman and now makes 28! lables reviewed at
      beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/447/ (thank you google)
      nothing rating higher than a C+

      and unless they changed the recipe, Stag is not that good!

      and Old Milwaukee Non Alcoholic Low Alcohol Beer WTF?!?!?

      Ballantine XXX Ale American Pale Ale (APA) 4.85 C+ 135
      Big Bear Malt Liquor American Malt Liquor 7.50 D+ 15
      Black Label Beer American Adjunct Lager 4.00 D+ 53
      Blatz Beer American Adjunct Lager 4.90 C- 77
      Blatz Light Light Lager 3.50 C- 6
      Champale Golden American Malt Liquor 5.40 D 5
      Colt 45 Double Malt Liquor American Malt Liquor 5.61 C- 15
      Colt 45 High Gravity Lager American Malt Liquor 8.50 C 17
      Colt 45 Malt Liquor American Malt Liquor 5.61 D+ 215
      Coqui 900 Premium Malt Liquor American Malt Liquor 6.00 C 7
      Country Club Malt Liquor American Malt Liquor ? C- 34
      Haffenreffer Private Stock American Malt Liquor 6.90 C+ 59
      Heileman’s Special Export Dortmunder / Export Lager ? C 43
      Jacob Best Ice American Adjunct Lager 5.86 D- 4
      Jacob Best Pilsner American Adjunct Lager 4.73 D 10
      Lone Star Beer American Adjunct Lager 4.72 D+ 169
      Lone Star Light Light Lager 3.88 D+ 22
      Lucky Lager American Adjunct Lager 4.73 C 5
      National Bohemian Beer American Adjunct Lager 4.28 C 66
      National Bohemian Ice Beer American Adjunct Lager 5.70 C 7
      Old Milwaukee Beer American Adjunct Lager 4.60 D+ 209
      Old Milwaukee Ice American Adjunct Lager 5.90 C- 19
      Old Milwaukee Light Light Lager 3.88 C- 39
      Old Milwaukee Non Alcoholic Low Alcohol Beer 0.40 D+ 28
      Old Style American Adjunct Lager 4.72 C 156
      Old Style Light Light Lager 4.19 C- 26
      Olympia Beer American Adjunct Lager 4.73 C 68
      Olympia Gold Light Lager 4.75 F 4
      Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) American Adjunct Lager 4.74 C 1204
      Pabst Blue Ribbon Ice American Adjunct Lager 6.00 F 5
      Pabst Blue Ribbon Light Light Lager 4.19 C 43
      Pabst Genuine Draft American Adjunct Lager 4.50 C 13
      Pabst Non-Alcoholic Low Alcohol Beer 0.50 C- 11
      Pearl Lager American Adjunct Lager 4.73 C 16
      Pearl Light Light Lager 2.10 C- 9
      Piels American Adjunct Lager 4.60 C- 25
      Primo American Adjunct Lager 4.65 C 35
      Rainier Ale American Malt Liquor 7.20 D+ 24
      Rainier Lager American Adjunct Lager 4.72 C- 38
      Schmidt American Adjunct Lager ? C- 56
      Schmidt Ice American Adjunct Lager 5.90 D- 6
      Schmidt’s Light Light Lager ? D- 7
      Silver Thunder American Malt Liquor ? C- 9
      Special Export Light Dortmunder / Export Lager ? C 4
      Stag American Adjunct Lager 5.20 C+ 42
      Stroh’s American Adjunct Lager 4.60 C 172
      Stroh’s Light Light Lager ? D+ 25

      I’m done now.
      Going to drink a Sierra Nevada Stout to wash the bad taste of remembering old bad beers out of my mind.


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