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    1. Lamb says:

      A very solid pot holder, but kinda small,.

    2. Shanghai_Factor says:

      This isn’t /b/, gtfo with this cancer!

    3. WaltherKid says:

      a post-it. F*ck.

    4. bottlecap says:

      Packing tape…

    5. RSIxidor says:

      My laptop, attached to the dock and several cables.

    6. AppleSauce says:

      My girlfriend.
      I think she’d do well against 1 or 2 zombies, not a full flood of them tho.

    7. Nimbo says:

      Another monitor.
      On the other side of that, another monitor.
      On the other side of that. closet door.
      But there is a shotgun in the closet

    8. przxqgl says:

      1st item: a bong.
      2nd item: a fresh beer
      3rd item: my stash

      bring it on, dudes… 8)

    9. DaAudiophile says:

      A pair of Sony MDR-7506 headphones….

    10. fortyseven says:

      A utilities bill?
      Oh fuck this

    11. dacrunch says:

      a bottle of HP sauce, a maccas cup…. or a pile of chip packets

    12. DMYTRIW WDS says:

      Thankfully I’m on a laptop, so I can run upstairs and points this at my AR.

    13. bfd says:

      Airsoft replica of my PPS?
      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck!
      If only I could use the real gun on my belt, but there the fucking airsoft trainer is and now I’m gonna get nommed!

    14. RSIxidor says:

      Now it is a stack of crates filled with books and some transformers.

    15. riff.freelance says:

      Through odd coincidence my hand gun(sitting in the living room getting ready to be sent in for repairs), past that a pos drop forged katana knock off, and a home made cricket bat. While I’m not in the most ideal load-out I think I can handle it.

    16. hahncholo says:

      A bass guitar. According to L4D2, I’ll do pretty well.

    17. Mystik says:

      hehehehe… Scottish claymore… One weapon that has both a decent range as well as infinite reusability. Perfect for them zombies.

    18. SovietHolyman says:

      A Carpenters Hatchet and a Soviet Helmet

    19. wookie_x says:

      Directly to my left I have a camera and cold steel two handed machete. Yes, I keep it hanging next to my desk, by the door, in case of emergencies.

    20. annihilist says:

      A printer, but it’s a heavy mother. It could slush up more than a few rotten zombie brains, then produce some nice glossies of the event for posterity.

    21. the.kenzo says:

      A PS3 Slim. Bring ’em on.

    22. Ando says:

      A framed picture of Casemods.
      fap.

    23. figosound says:

      a bottle of water.
      full of it.

    24. Chenoan says:

      PILLOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH

    25. PatientZed says:

      An external HDD? Fuuuuuuuuu–

    26. ian356094 says:

      MY HEADPHONES.

      FUCK.

    27. Donut Jesus says:

      A mike stand! Effective. . .

    28. asymon says:

      Dell mini tower PC.

      It’s OK, heavy enough to crush skulls.

    29. storminmormon says:

      a bottle of vitamins and a used coffee mug with a spork in it. I won’t last 27 minutes….

    30. Wychwood says:

      An empty coffee mug. BRING IT ON ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!

    31. th3j3ster says:

      My tiny router
      A large glass full of diet pepsi
      The add on MCS about Cats.

      Either way I’m screwed.

    32. Alexis Rose says:

      A 14 year old wire haired terrier named Tramp…(I’m laying in the floor) oh boy…

    33. TGGeko says:

      Crap, Its just a laptop. Perhaps I can blog about the zombies.

    34. Gouki4u says:

      A stainless steel travel mug. Could be worse. Not much range though.

    35. Jesus Christ says:

      A large floor lamp. I got my laptop hooked up to my flat screen TV via HDMI cables. 😀

    36. goatsgomoo says:

      Well, looks like I’ll be fighting off the zombie hordes with this wall.

    37. natedog says:

      notebooks and a notary stamp

      D:

    38. kilowatt says:

      a keyboard with PS2 connector and a kitchen scale ….

    39. dude_mann says:

      a six pack of 5 hour energy, I’m not sure how I feel about this…

    40. moarmare says:

      Hp Scanjet 8300. That’s not gonna help much. Will resort to the knife in my pocket. I should last through the night.

    41. Sarcastastic says:

      Shit, my housekey, a tiny swiss army knife, my bus pass, a comb, and extra colour ink for my printer. At least I can fix my hair and use public transit.

    42. The Matrix: Rebooted says:

      A katana. I’m not kidding.

    43. RobWar says:

      Star Bucks Mug.. you know the big heavy one’s? a screw and some superglue
      hmm how many times could you bludgen someone with one of those mugs before it broke?

    44. malhora says:

      Sub-woofer and a beer bottle… there is some Everlast Fist band so I guess it suggest punching them back to the grave

    45. barcrest says:

      Hmm a SFF PC and a desk speaker not the best weapons but I do have a full set of Star wars biker scout armour under my desk.

    46. bloth says:

      Calendar of dolphins! And a respirator with organic chemical cartridges. That could come in handy.

    47. Bean says:

      A lamp and my phone. The lamp is small, but made of metal, so it could be useful. Wouldn’t be difficult to swing…

    48. Queensly says:

      Strong pot of coffee and a nodding dog. Those undead bastards don’t stand a chance!

    49. gt7h1 says:

      A large piece of wood that I can take from my desk. No very practical.
      A bunch of DVD discs. Shurikens?
      A very old power protector, so it’s pretty massive. Holding it by cord must do a interesting effect.

      To my right is a pedestal fan that can be used as club. Why is it to my right? Why?

    50. capnbard says:

      Either a baseball bat or acoustic guitar.

    51. artod4789 says:

      The intern.

      Sweet! If he doesn’t know how to fight, I just feed him to the zombies while I run away. 🙂

    52. BioTronic says:

      5 kg of math books. Not very good.

    53. cpnichol says:

      A cast iron frog.

    54. Karatesaurus Rex says:

      A package of garage bicycle hooks, a baseball, or my daughters plastic tiara. I’m good with any of those…

    55. Dral says:

      Solid metal eagle statue, and a scad of CDs for throwing. Need to move my shotgun and bastard sword up here.

    56. onthebeach says:

      A fishtank

    57. hellb0y666 says:

      sofa+wife! And wife is nagging as hell!

    58. Dillon says:

      Bunny Puppet

    59. traptin85 says:

      ENTERTAINMENT CENTER FULL OF BOOKS I’VE NEVER READ, SHITTY TV THAT MY MOM RUINED WITH A MAGNET, AND MY XBOX 360!!!!!!!!! FUCKYEAH!!!!!!
      oh, and some T-ball trophies.

    60. markosabo says:

      ratcheting screwdriver with interchangeable heads…

    61. nyoki says:

      Ok.
      monitor
      large and heavy ashtray
      1/2 pack of cigs
      2 lighters
      tweezers
      nail clippers
      cell phone
      pain meds
      small mirror
      2 wooden plaques
      bottle of water, plastic
      blood sugar test kit
      insulin pen
      tv remote
      2 books
      box of tissues
      empty yogurt cup w/ a plastic spoon in it
      plastic flossing thingies
      coffee cup
      masking tape
      some mail
      2 bar towels

      • Marius says:

        and after playing hours of Dead Rising 2, you should probably figure out how to combine that…

        • dude_mann says:

          if I follow the DR2 physics just right, you should be able to take one lighter and combine it with the insulin pen to inject zombies with flame, lighting them on fire one at a time… and you’d be able to combine the other lighter with the stack of mail and use the mail items like flaming throwing stars… this dude’s set!

    62. draikyn says:

      the “select month” dropdown box for the archives. Oh wait you mean real world stuff? well, that would be my desk lamp. Hmm… that sucks. What am I s’posed to do, blind them (until the power goes out I mean)?

    63. GrandAdmiralThrawn says:

      A mufflin
      A Coffee pot

      A Nice cutlery set

    64. Super Loco says:

      A printer!

    65. CMoorehead says:

      Some old bloke in my Linux class…guess he’d make a lunch for a group for me to get away.

    66. Mr.Fantastic says:

      A medium sized flashlight. I can club someone pretty hard with that thing.. Also there’s a ps3 controller and a notebook, but I doubt they’re as effective.

    67. Gerald says:

      10 dollars in small change….

    68. Marius says:

      An empty bottle of Burn with a small Norwegian flag in it.
      It’s a glass bottle, but it’s only a 250ml one…

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