the object to your left is weapon of choice

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    1. A very solid pot holder, but kinda small,.

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    2. This isn’t /b/, gtfo with this cancer!

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    3. My laptop, attached to the dock and several cables.

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    4. My girlfriend.
      I think she’d do well against 1 or 2 zombies, not a full flood of them tho.

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    5. Another monitor.
      On the other side of that, another monitor.
      On the other side of that. closet door.
      But there is a shotgun in the closet

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    6. 1st item: a bong.
      2nd item: a fresh beer
      3rd item: my stash

      bring it on, dudes… 8)

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    7. A pair of Sony MDR-7506 headphones….

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    8. A utilities bill?
      Oh fuck this

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    9. a bottle of HP sauce, a maccas cup…. or a pile of chip packets

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    10. Thankfully I’m on a laptop, so I can run upstairs and points this at my AR.

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    11. Airsoft replica of my PPS?
      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck!
      If only I could use the real gun on my belt, but there the fucking airsoft trainer is and now I’m gonna get nommed!

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    12. Now it is a stack of crates filled with books and some transformers.

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    13. Through odd coincidence my hand gun(sitting in the living room getting ready to be sent in for repairs), past that a pos drop forged katana knock off, and a home made cricket bat. While I’m not in the most ideal load-out I think I can handle it.

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    14. A bass guitar. According to L4D2, I’ll do pretty well.

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    15. hehehehe… Scottish claymore… One weapon that has both a decent range as well as infinite reusability. Perfect for them zombies.

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    16. A Carpenters Hatchet and a Soviet Helmet

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    17. Directly to my left I have a camera and cold steel two handed machete. Yes, I keep it hanging next to my desk, by the door, in case of emergencies.

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    18. A printer, but it’s a heavy mother. It could slush up more than a few rotten zombie brains, then produce some nice glossies of the event for posterity.

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    19. A framed picture of Casemods.
      fap.

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    20. a bottle of water.
      full of it.

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    21. Dell mini tower PC.

      It’s OK, heavy enough to crush skulls.

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    22. a bottle of vitamins and a used coffee mug with a spork in it. I won’t last 27 minutes….

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    23. An empty coffee mug. BRING IT ON ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!

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    24. My tiny router
      A large glass full of diet pepsi
      The add on MCS about Cats.

      Either way I’m screwed.

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    25. A 14 year old wire haired terrier named Tramp…(I’m laying in the floor) oh boy…

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    26. Crap, Its just a laptop. Perhaps I can blog about the zombies.

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    27. A stainless steel travel mug. Could be worse. Not much range though.

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    28. A large floor lamp. I got my laptop hooked up to my flat screen TV via HDMI cables. 😀

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    29. Well, looks like I’ll be fighting off the zombie hordes with this wall.

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    30. notebooks and a notary stamp

      D:

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    31. a keyboard with PS2 connector and a kitchen scale ….

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    32. a six pack of 5 hour energy, I’m not sure how I feel about this…

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    33. Hp Scanjet 8300. That’s not gonna help much. Will resort to the knife in my pocket. I should last through the night.

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    34. Shit, my housekey, a tiny swiss army knife, my bus pass, a comb, and extra colour ink for my printer. At least I can fix my hair and use public transit.

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    35. A katana. I’m not kidding.

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    36. Star Bucks Mug.. you know the big heavy one’s? a screw and some superglue
      hmm how many times could you bludgen someone with one of those mugs before it broke?

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    37. Sub-woofer and a beer bottle… there is some Everlast Fist band so I guess it suggest punching them back to the grave

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    38. Hmm a SFF PC and a desk speaker not the best weapons but I do have a full set of Star wars biker scout armour under my desk.

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    39. Calendar of dolphins! And a respirator with organic chemical cartridges. That could come in handy.

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    40. A lamp and my phone. The lamp is small, but made of metal, so it could be useful. Wouldn’t be difficult to swing…

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    41. Strong pot of coffee and a nodding dog. Those undead bastards don’t stand a chance!

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    42. A large piece of wood that I can take from my desk. No very practical.
      A bunch of DVD discs. Shurikens?
      A very old power protector, so it’s pretty massive. Holding it by cord must do a interesting effect.

      To my right is a pedestal fan that can be used as club. Why is it to my right? Why?

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    43. Either a baseball bat or acoustic guitar.

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    44. The intern.

      Sweet! If he doesn’t know how to fight, I just feed him to the zombies while I run away. 🙂

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    45. 5 kg of math books. Not very good.

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    46. A package of garage bicycle hooks, a baseball, or my daughters plastic tiara. I’m good with any of those…

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    47. Solid metal eagle statue, and a scad of CDs for throwing. Need to move my shotgun and bastard sword up here.

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    48. sofa+wife! And wife is nagging as hell!

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    49. ENTERTAINMENT CENTER FULL OF BOOKS I’VE NEVER READ, SHITTY TV THAT MY MOM RUINED WITH A MAGNET, AND MY XBOX 360!!!!!!!!! FUCKYEAH!!!!!!
      oh, and some T-ball trophies.

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    50. ratcheting screwdriver with interchangeable heads…

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    51. Ok.
      monitor
      large and heavy ashtray
      1/2 pack of cigs
      2 lighters
      tweezers
      nail clippers
      cell phone
      pain meds
      small mirror
      2 wooden plaques
      bottle of water, plastic
      blood sugar test kit
      insulin pen
      tv remote
      2 books
      box of tissues
      empty yogurt cup w/ a plastic spoon in it
      plastic flossing thingies
      coffee cup
      masking tape
      some mail
      2 bar towels

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      • and after playing hours of Dead Rising 2, you should probably figure out how to combine that…

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        • if I follow the DR2 physics just right, you should be able to take one lighter and combine it with the insulin pen to inject zombies with flame, lighting them on fire one at a time… and you’d be able to combine the other lighter with the stack of mail and use the mail items like flaming throwing stars… this dude’s set!

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    52. the “select month” dropdown box for the archives. Oh wait you mean real world stuff? well, that would be my desk lamp. Hmm… that sucks. What am I s’posed to do, blind them (until the power goes out I mean)?

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    53. A mufflin
      A Coffee pot

      A Nice cutlery set

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    54. Some old bloke in my Linux class…guess he’d make a lunch for a group for me to get away.

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    55. A medium sized flashlight. I can club someone pretty hard with that thing.. Also there’s a ps3 controller and a notebook, but I doubt they’re as effective.

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    56. 10 dollars in small change….

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    57. An empty bottle of Burn with a small Norwegian flag in it.
      It’s a glass bottle, but it’s only a 250ml one…

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