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September 4, 2010 at 12:09 am
Narf!
September 6, 2010 at 9:18 am
Aw, I wanted to say that.
September 6, 2010 at 3:23 am
Never had a problem with McCain until his “the economy is going awesome” speech, the week the stock market took it’s hardest hit in forever, then the abomination of the GOP rally, then vice president princess…
Don’t know why this is even brought up two years late, but gotta say I wanna see Megan’s tits.
September 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Yeah, and nobama’s done so well since. lol.
September 6, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Considering every braying moron (aka conservative) in the US has fought against everything obama’s done, yes, Obama is one of the most successful presidents in the history of any nation.
Conservatives = complaining that Obama isn’t accomplishing anything, while doing everything they can to stop him from accomplishing anything.
September 6, 2010 at 6:24 pm
You’re full of shit.
The half nig was a pompous waste of time.
America is going to recover from Obama and has learned a valuable lesson.
Obama is the biggest failure in the history of American politics.
September 7, 2010 at 12:40 pm
sounds like someone’s forgotten the 8 years previous to obama, when we got ourselves into two wars, one unjustifable, crashed our economy and garnered worldwide disparagement.
September 7, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Your economy crashed because Clinton sold out your manufacturing industry.
You were pulled into a war because one of the on going terrorist attacks finally succeeded (you don’t think that was the first time the world trade center was attacked do you?) and the world has hated America for decades. Sorry but since I was a little kid everyone has said “when traveling make sure to sew a Canadian flag on your luggage or people might think you’re American and attack you”.
As much as you want to blame one guy for all that it had nothing to do with him.
Whereas the current guy promised the world, was voted in based on a whole slew of lies, and turned out to be the unqualified disappointment everyone said he was.
September 8, 2010 at 9:30 am
I think you just like to see your words on the internet, even if they make no logical sense. Don’t you have Men’s basketball team to suck off?
September 8, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Anything that is too complicated for you must be too complicated for everyone?
Also again you’re trying to insult me by saying I’m like you. You just keep making fun of yourself.
I don’t know how you can’t even see that much.
I guess being a queer and all you’re pretty fucking dumb.
September 7, 2010 at 12:42 pm
her tits:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/10/15/meghan-mccain-twitter-picture/
September 6, 2010 at 4:28 am
lol
September 6, 2010 at 5:27 am
Except none of them is a genius. Heck, one of them is too dumb to stay out of enemy hands and the other one doesn’t even grasp the concept of geography (among many other things).
September 6, 2010 at 7:44 am
She has seen Russia, that’s a start -
September 6, 2010 at 9:48 am
Oh, because getting shot down and then getting bayoneted and beaten into unconsciousness because he couldn’t escape (both arms and one leg were broken when he ejected, and he was in a lake–nowhere to go) is because McCain was dumb. :/
I think the man’s a belligerent idiot when it comes to politics, but thanks for impugning his military record without knowing it, too.
September 6, 2010 at 10:06 am
That’s what you get for joining the military. See, they wouldn’t have gotten to him had he stayed at home.
September 6, 2010 at 10:30 am
Indeed. He apparently wasn’t as smart as Bush or Clinton.
September 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
Hah! Ouch!
September 6, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Hah You’re ma fag!
September 6, 2010 at 1:22 pm
No cock pix, no promise of sex. Sorry.
September 6, 2010 at 5:08 pm
It’s good to see maggie has finally come out of the closet and declared his great love of penis.
September 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm
The best you homos can do is accuse me of being one of your own.
Way to go. You’re insulting me by saying I’m like you.
I was wondering how long it would take for you to realize it. I just gave up wondering.
September 7, 2010 at 11:32 am
“Hah You’re ma fag!”
There aren’t too many ways to interpret that, and most of them involve gay sex.
September 8, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Hitting the wrong key when typing on a phone is gay sex?
I think you’re doing it wrong. Perhaps Alec can help you? You already have AIDS right?
September 6, 2010 at 1:11 pm
You’re a huge fucking faggot.
That’s what you get for joining the military?
I bet you get the shit beaten out of you all the time and I’m glad.
September 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Well, nowadays, being in the military is more about pressing a button and watch a third world country explode than being a man (and not asking, not telling).
Much like you’re pressing buttons on your keyboard now, and hurting my feeling
September 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Hey, now, they also peel potatoes!
September 6, 2010 at 2:17 pm
I love potatoes.
September 6, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Me too!
“Potatoes: Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, and stick ‘em in stews.”
September 6, 2010 at 5:10 pm
And they get to march around in designer clothes. It’s Gay Day every day for the military.
September 6, 2010 at 6:21 pm
I saw two of your people today and burst out laughing. I said to my gf ‘I bet that guy’s dad is completely ashamed of him’. Then I turn around and see two more fairies. I laughed even harder. You guys are so pathetic. You can’t even say shit back because deep down you know your whole community is this disgusting cross section of everything thats ever been wrong with the world.
September 6, 2010 at 6:14 pm
They also keep you from being murdered you fat prick.
September 7, 2010 at 11:43 am
They didn’t stop him from being murdered during 9/11. And killing farmers in some desert country will hardly save anyone, except maybe the stray crop or two.
September 7, 2010 at 12:47 pm
That wasn’t a military opp obviously.
Why don’t you go hang with those farmers. Please. Go and when they butcher you maybe your last thoughts will be the most sensible ones you ever have.
September 7, 2010 at 1:08 pm
I see you are helping FOX news by spreading fear of third world country civilians. Good job!
September 7, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Are you 10 years old or retarded?
September 9, 2010 at 6:04 am
Do I have to pick just one?
September 6, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Tell that to the guy on here with no fucking feet you little faggot.
You have no idea what you’re talking about and once again the lunatic leftist faggots show they are fueled by nothing but bullshit.
Go lie to someone else you fucking idiot.
September 7, 2010 at 11:44 am
Why, I’m shocked!
You know I’d never lie to you, that’s what the communists want!
September 7, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Learn to comma, asshole.
I swear all you fucking idiots are the same.
September 8, 2010 at 1:18 am
Commanist!
September 8, 2010 at 9:49 pm
ffs
lame
September 6, 2010 at 10:10 am
As much as I hate Palin, she never said she could see Russia from her house… she said you can see Russia from Alaska, which is true, given the two islands in the Bering Strait that are visible from one another.
Seriously, there are enough truths to make fun of her for, we don’t need to make anything up.
September 6, 2010 at 10:34 am
I looked it up, and it seems you’re right about that one. My bad.
September 6, 2010 at 10:41 am
Islands aren’t exactly Russia though.
September 6, 2010 at 11:13 am
I don’t think it’s what she said that was rib-splittingly hilarious, I think it’s what she said it in response to.
IIRC, She claimed being able to see Russia from Alaska makes her knowledgeable on foreign policy or something like that.
September 6, 2010 at 11:16 am
Here for anyone:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nokTjEdaUGg
although, I admit, not as funny and hella more pathetic.
September 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
She knows more than Obama and he wasn’t even born in America.
September 7, 2010 at 11:35 am
Holy cow on a bun, you’re a Birther? I guess you’re getting what you probably want, I’m not even going to bother responding to you anymore because apparently logic doesn’t get through your tin foil hat.
September 7, 2010 at 11:45 am
Perhaps we should try getting that logic in rectally.
September 7, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Good.
Go away because you have nothing to offer but stale rehashed bullshit your read somewhere else.
You can’t even insult someone right.
September 8, 2010 at 1:19 am
And the right way would be to throw around words like “fag”, “stupid”, and “retard”?
You have a lot to learn.
September 8, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Throw around words?
Those are observations. You are a fag and a retard and you’re definitly stupid.
So yes learn to insult someone at least because you’re not doing so well with the whole arguing thing.
September 9, 2010 at 6:09 am
I don’t fault you for your observations (in this case), I just want to point out that your way of expressing them lacks wit and finesse.
Anyone can do what you do. Heck, I remember doing it myself back in the day before I had grown my man boobs.
September 9, 2010 at 8:33 pm
So you’re a fat stupid faggot who thinks wit is defined by him despite being an uneducated fucking idiot?
Do you ever remember somebody not rolling their eyes at you and walking away?
September 10, 2010 at 7:29 am
You’re still here.
(This is too easy).
September 6, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Compared to you they’re both God damned rocket scientists.
September 6, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Let’s have someone with an education judge that, shall we?
September 6, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Exactly. Maggie is just a crack whore that sometimes hangs out at the internet terminals at his local library when he just can’t get any more cock.
September 6, 2010 at 6:16 pm
I’m glad all your loved ones are dying of AIDS. Soon the beloved cure will do its job and you’ll all be heaped into a pile and burned.
September 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
You have a cure for AIDS? You didn’t strike me as the sciency type.
I guess you proved me wrong, huh?
September 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Way to not be able to get that one, retard.
AIDS is the cure. You are the disease.
Funny huh?
September 7, 2010 at 1:12 pm
AIDS will cure the world of people that’s having sex?
So that’s how you’ve survived!
September 7, 2010 at 6:52 pm
It will cure the world of homos like you, stupid.
Scratch that…it already is.
Can you try being funny now? Try it out. See if it takes at all.
Give up on annoying. I think you’ve been annoying enough.
September 8, 2010 at 1:08 am
You do know that AIDS work on people that desperately want to appear heterosexual too, right?
It’s always the religious nutcases that carry around a load of STDs, and have no idea how they got them.
September 8, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Nope.
Look up actual stats, stupid.
Reality doesn’t change just because you and your buttfriend want it to.
September 8, 2010 at 1:32 pm
“Nope.
Look up actual stats, stupid.”
I just bet you’re an anti-vaxxer too.
Is there any conspiracy theory you don’t buy in to?
September 8, 2010 at 9:55 pm
You still have to answer the last post. Or any post. Randomly posting nonsensical bullshit over and over and getting called on it just shows everyone you’re wrong and a pretty big loser.
September 9, 2010 at 6:12 am
What did you want me to answer, exactly?
Does it involve me showing you a page on the web with information on the subject that you won’t comprehend again?
September 9, 2010 at 8:36 pm
You just showed how you’re wrong and you then went on to try and back that up by redefining the parameters of the subject.
You don’t need to show me anything. You already showed me more than enough to conclude you are just like every other hippy faggot.
I’d say have a nice life but you have no hope for one.
September 10, 2010 at 7:31 am
Perhaps you’re one of those people that learns better by listening instead of reading? I’d suggest talking to a biologist if I thought you were allowed inside any of the local learning facilities.
So what did you want me to answer?
September 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Right. Except you just said that tot eh most educated person here.
You fucking retard.
September 6, 2010 at 6:37 pm
You still rank behind me Maggie.
September 6, 2010 at 7:59 pm
In your mind.
I don’t believe anything you say.
September 6, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Did you look up the fact that humans are apes?
September 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm
lol
Did you?
Because human beings are not apes.
But you have a PHD.
Riiiiiiiiight.
September 7, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Check wikipedia. I’ll even link to it for you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape
September 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm
NOW READ IT YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
Human beings are NOT apes.
This is too funny.
Carry on “doctor” until you pretend you’ve just been pretending to be stupid as some kind of bait.
September 8, 2010 at 10:31 pm
“An ape is any member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates, including humans.”
The first sentence.
September 7, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Still waiting to hear how human beings are apes.
Any time you’re ready, doctor bullshit.
September 8, 2010 at 9:37 am
We could explain it, but there’s no way you’d understand it with your crack addled brain, so why bother?
September 8, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Explain how human beings are apes and somehow also the closest beings genetically to apes but still contain thousands of genetic differences.
If human beings were a stage of ape evolutionary theorists wouldn’t still be after connecting stages via the ‘missing link’ which is a term I’m sure even your AIDS riddled self has heard.
Remember man evolving FROM apes is still only theory. Until the ‘how’ can be explained and repeated in a controlled environment to at least any degree what do ever it is not valid science.
September 8, 2010 at 10:40 pm
“still only a theory” “not valid science”
That is spectacularly ignorant, even for you.
Do you know how insignificant “thousands” of genetic differences are? There are 200 between you and your parents from simple error introduction in DNA dependent DNA polymerase.
You don’t actually believe anything you post, do you? You just want to see a high comment number as though being annoying is the same thing as being a successful troll.
September 9, 2010 at 8:37 pm
You’re wrong plain and simple and any desperate attempts to corral this back around to support your bullshit will not work as usual.
It is still a theory and is not a valid science by the definition of science you twat.
God you’re fucking dumb.
September 8, 2010 at 10:48 am
See great apes: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae
It’s a classification thing, you see.
September 8, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Please at least read your own link when trying to bullshit.
Throwing up a wiki doesn’t prove anything if when clicked the link shows that you’re wrong.
September 8, 2010 at 1:29 pm
(It won’t let me reply below) “Humans, known taxonomically as Homo sapiens (Latin: “wise man” or “knowing man”),[3][4] are the only living species in the Homo genus of bipedal primates in Hominidae, the great ape family.” – en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapiens
You should really just give up. Not only have you lost, you’ve shown us all that you’re not capable of learning ez-pz wikipedia-aided biology.
This is what we call “Survival of the l33test”.
September 8, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Oh so now we’re reaching into branched taxonomy based on guess work?
Okay then humans are also fish.
You really are fucking pathetic. lol
Read you WHOLE links, little guy. Not just the first few words. Then…try and actually understand what you’re reading.
September 8, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Humans are descended from fish. We no longer have the defining characteristics of fish, but do have the defining characteristics of tetrapods, mammals, primates and apes.
Humans are apes.
You may be confused with the difference between chimps and humans. We share a recent common ancestor, but are classified as separate genera. Humans aren’t descended from chimps and aren’t chimps.
September 9, 2010 at 6:19 am
Let’s try this then: what have you got that supports your viewpoint? What gives weight to your suggestion that humans are not apes?
September 9, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Reality.
Go actually read up on this.
www.gate.net/~rwms/hum_ape_chrom.html
September 10, 2010 at 7:40 am
That text doesn’t support your point of view. That was an argument against creationism supporting by chromosome fusion.
September 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
It’s true; I’m not educated enough to read that sentence.
Care to translate to common?
September 7, 2010 at 12:52 pm
You’re not educated enough to use proper grammar either?
September 7, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I know what “tot” means, but only if I can assume that you also speak German.
And “eh” is a Canadian word, is it not?
It still doesn’t make sense
September 7, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Oh you’re picking on typos.
Thats so…sad.
Eh is not a Canadian word. We don’t even use it that much.
I bet a lot of things in the big bad real world don’t make sense to you.
September 8, 2010 at 1:10 am
If you think picking on typos is sad, what is picking on commas?
Congratulations, you have just lost under your own rules.
September 8, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Typos are an accident.
Your comma usage was not.
You can’t even follow that much?
Congratulations you just lost again at life.
September 8, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Congratulations, you just lost again at life.*
Fixed it for you.
September 8, 2010 at 10:06 pm
holy shit
Okay let me make this simple:
Are you talking to someone named Congratulations? While some people will tell you both ways are correct if you actually studied at the level I have you would know that they are not and how I formed that sentence is the correct way.
September 8, 2010 at 11:08 pm
Marge, your MFA apparently didn’t include grammar.
“Congratulations. You just lost at life.”
is as valid as
“Congratulations, you just lost at life.”
because “Congratulations” is an interjection.
“Congratulations you just lost again at life.”
is simply wrong by all accounts.
Be straight with us, you didn’t get a Master of Fine Arts, you got a Master of Fingering Assholes.
September 9, 2010 at 8:43 pm
No that is completely wrong you fucking idiot.
Congratulations, is an interjection? What exactly is it connecting? You do know what interjection means right?
More bullshit from the bullshitter.
Why don’t you just admit you failed out of community college and made up your PHD bullshit and call it a day, faggot?
September 10, 2010 at 7:42 am
“No that is completely wrong you fucking idiot.”
“Why don’t you just admit you failed out of community college and made up your PHD bullshit and call it a day, faggot?”
Well, one of these sentences has correct comma usage.
Someone forgot the first rule of holes.
September 6, 2010 at 11:33 am
I like Mccain, and was going to vote for him. ‘Til he select Palin for his vp. Though Obama didn’t pick a great vp neither.
McCain was a nice center politic from GOP but went batshit crazy after he lost to Bush in 2000. I think after that, he think he needed to be crazy and say stupid shit in order to win an election.
September 6, 2010 at 4:19 pm
No Maverick. That is for damn sure.
September 6, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I bet we could make the same picture for obama and biden and i’d be called a racist.
September 6, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Dude we all know you are a racist. So of course we would.
September 7, 2010 at 1:25 am
hmmm, I have an opinion that you don’t agree with = me being a racist.
Been hearing that same old song since obama was elected.
September 7, 2010 at 11:49 am
That’s exactly what a racist would say.
I’m on to you!
September 6, 2010 at 6:17 pm
It would never get posted here.
You are not allowed to think such things or you are a Nazi.
September 7, 2010 at 11:50 am
Yes, we patrol your minds with our science rays.
If you think it, we will know it.
September 7, 2010 at 12:57 pm
No need to be silly.
You really are the closest things to Nazis in America.
Its funny that you’re too uneducated and stupid to see it.
That’s okay.
You’re just a small insignificant minority who think they’re the majority because you cry so much.
September 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm
And there’s the GodWIN!
At least I know the rules of the interwebz, which makes up for any ostensible lack of an education.
I’d love to hear you elaborate on how I’m like a Nazi. Let’s pretend I haven’t won this discussion already.
September 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Won?
lol
rules of the interwebz? extra lol
Makes up for…well you get the picture.
You’re a fucking joke. You want to force your backward and asinine opinions on people and block the truth. You are a Nazi. I bet you think Nazi means the political stance. That would be a nationalist socialist. Which is basically what Obama is.
Win that, retard.
One more time. I’m just going to read your post and laugh at you one more time.
Thanks. lol
September 8, 2010 at 1:14 am
Oh, you think I’m all gung-ho for Obama, do you? Well, in that light, your attempt at an insult makes sense.
Block what truth?
September 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
That your president is a failure, the war in Iraq was necessary, and the left wing contingent in America is one collective out of control retard.
September 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm
I assume you think the conservatives are the sensible ones?
September 8, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Right now they seem to be because even with the the media’s leftist agenda the dumbfuck hippy assholes of America are still managing to make themselves out to look far worse than your vilified GOP.
That’s how bad you are. You look WAY worse than the right wing of America. And in case you’re keeping score they’re winning. Its not in spite of people like you but rather largely because of them.
You’re full of shit and people are sick of the bullshit.
September 9, 2010 at 6:23 am
Isn’t it funny how the other side always looks worse than your own?
What do you think about FOX News? Is that a channel that is fair and balanced?
September 9, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Never seen it you moron.
FOX NEWS FOX NEWS
AM I SMART YET I SAID BAD FOX NEWS?!??!
I haven’t said that in a while. That’s how sad you are. You’re not even currently annoying.
September 10, 2010 at 7:44 am
I’m just curious. You seem to get a lot of bad information from somewhere; I’m just trying to figure out where from.
September 7, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Wait are you “winning” at life too?
What did you win?
A sweet room in a mortgaged house in the suburbs with your loser parents?
Tell everyone what exactly you won or are winning or whatever the fuck stupid idea is in your busted ass brain.
September 8, 2010 at 1:14 am
Wow, I really got to you, didn’t I?
I bet I even made you look up “Godwin”.
September 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Ya you’re really smart and complicated for using something most people realized was lame about 10 years ago. The only reason anyone would have to look that up would be to remind themselves.
So what did you win?
I’m still waiting to hear about that sweet prize that’s turned your whole life around.
September 8, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Why, I win your eternal adoration, of course!
But really, I don’t care too much that I won that through Godwin. I care more about that your comebacks are so lazy.
I just want to help you get better, you see.
September 8, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Go ahead and follow the usual course.
I’ve been through so many people like you its boring.
Yes yes you’re the great puppet master and not a complete douche at all.
You won through a stale joke that nobody cares about anymore and hasn’t for a long time.
Help me get better at laughing at losers? Gee thanks but you’re not because this is boring and you’re not even the most annoying person here so fuckoff.
Casemods is 100000000 X more entertaining on his worst day.
September 9, 2010 at 6:25 am
So you think you have won most of your encounters around here?
How do you classify a win? What is it that you do that blows the competition out of the water?
September 9, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Like I said casemods is more entertaining than you.
We don’t need another village idiot around here. He has the job and does it far better than you.
If a high school drop out with an admitted meth problem is coming across as smarter than you that should tell you something.
What did I win? Well I’m not you for one. That’d put a smile on a corpses face.
September 10, 2010 at 7:48 am
So you just cuss and call people names and think that constitutes winning?
No wonder you think you’re superior.
Has anyone else told you that they were impressed by your debating skills?
September 6, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Give it a shot.
September 6, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Nailed to the cross like you douchebag Jesus. Except we use rusted nails.
September 7, 2010 at 1:19 pm
What difference would rusted nails do?
September 7, 2010 at 6:58 pm
So its not enough you make shitty jokes of your own but now you have to ruin the ones form people who even agree with you?
September 8, 2010 at 1:17 am
Sure, why not?
What I’m saying, though, is that Jesus was a pussy. He didn’t last nearly as long as a normal convict on that cross, and his legs weren’t even broken.
Your god is a weakling.
September 8, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I’m not baptized.
Feel stupid yet? lol
I’m not America either.
You’re a huge fucking loser.
September 8, 2010 at 1:40 pm
So we agree then? Excellent!
September 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Sure Jesus was a big pussy. And you’re a fucking loser with no hope for anything worth while in your life. Best case scenario is you get hit by a bus and your loved ones get a buyout for having had to deal with you up until now.
I can agree with that.
Did you just win again?
September 9, 2010 at 6:28 am
Something tells me that agreeing with me doesn’t give you much satisfaction.
Or perhaps this is one of those “tough love” things I’ve heard about on dr. Phil.
September 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm
You should try opening your eyes because then you’d see them on Dr Phil.
I agree that you’re a fucking loser and I feel completely satisfied.
September 10, 2010 at 7:51 am
I’d see my eyes on dr. Phil? What a weird thing to say.