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My dog
This is Norrie. She follows me around the house, knows her name, and comes when she’s called.
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My pet cat.
I haven’t submitted anything for a while so I thought I’d submit some pics of my cat.
Her name is Baldwin. She is my pride and joy. I got her as a kitten when I was ten years old. She’s ten years old now and some of the pics you see are of her out on her walks. She became indoor only when we moved out of my parents house and into an apartment.
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Doggie!
This is my dog Lucky. For whatever reason, I call him Loofus. He is a purebred border collie and is ridiculous. He was hit and run over by an SUV before he was six months old and he only broke his shoulder, little bit of head trauma, lost a lot of blood, and scared the ever-living daylights outta me. He is my snugglebuddy.
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A Man Dies And Goes To Hell
A man dies and goes to hell. He is sitting around on a piece of brimstone depressed. The devil walks by and asks him what is wrong.
The man says, “What do you mean what is wrong? I’m dead! I’m in hell! I’m depressed, ok?”
The devil says, “Look we get a lot of bad press down here, things aren’t as bad as they appear. Let me ask you, do you like to eat?”
The man says, “Sure, everyone likes to eat.”
The devil says, “You are going to love Monday’s! Best gourmet food, fast food, anything you want! Eat as much as you want! What’s going to happen? Heart attack? You’re dead already.”
The man says, “Well, that’s not so bad.”
Then the devil asks him, “Do you like to drink? The mans replies, “well, sure.”
The devil says, “You’re going to love Tuesday! Best wine, scotch whiskey, bourbon, anything you want! Drink until you pass out, sober up and drink again. What’s going to happen? Psoriasis of the liver? Your dead, you’re here man!”
Then the devil asks the man, “Do you like to gamble?” the man says, “Well yea, sometimes. “
The devil says, “Wednesdays! You are really going to enjoy Wednesdays! Blackjack, poker, slot machines, anything you want! Bet a million on the horses; lose a million, who cares! You ain’t going bankrupt, you dead! You’re in hell!”
The man is getting pretty excited by now and says, “Man, this is sounding pretty good!”
The devil than ask, “Do you like to do drugs?” The man looks a bit sheepish and says, “Well, sometimes”. The devil says, “Man, Thursdays are your days! Snort cocaine, shoot up heroine, and smoke a joint the size of a submarine, whatever you want! What’s going to happen? You going to overdose and die? You are here already!”
The man is jumping up and down with excitement; “this is like Las Vegas on steroids!” he says!
The devil said, “Yep, told you, we get a lot of bad press down here”.
The devil then asks, “Um, are you gay?”
The man says, “Well, no, I’m not”.
The devil says, “Oh man, you may hate Fridays”.
reposted from www.TikiHumor.com
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Armageddon Mag
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Casebike
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Sinister cat is sinister
TBH, Wally’s a sweetheart; 17lbs of spastic tuxedo-furred sweetheart who occasionally tries to eat my hand, and enjoys lying on the kitchen linoleum and being spun around at high speed.
I beseech the M[c]S membership to caption this pic –I’ve been coming up w/ fuckall.
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Flux capacitor
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