Karate Center Promises to Kick the Queer Out of Your Son

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Key Biscayne’s Academy of Martial Arts RDCA apparently wants to help you beat the queer out of your cross-dressing son. At least that’s the message a new set of print ads conveys. Put together by local agency Zubi Advertising, the two print ads feature a little boy getting in touch with his feminine side. The solution to all of this queer nonsense: karate lessons.

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    natedog
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    sweep the floor, johhny!

    Puulaahi
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    Karate sucks! Only Shotoken and Kyokushin Karate kicks ass.

    Florida, figures.

    nyoki
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    Wax off; wax off bitch.

    Dragunov
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    Dragunov

    >Shotoken

    FUCK YEAH BRO! *brofive*

    Think Tank
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    What I see is a set of parents who support their child’s orientation, yet know that it may bring confrontation to his future, so they just want to prepare him with the skills to protect himself for when narrow minded people resort to drastic actions.

    jadechimera
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    This would be a convoluted way of saying: they have a gay son who can kill you with his bare hands, so go ahead and make fun of him.

    fracked again
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    Exactly. The kid is going to need to be able to deal with some tough shit in his future.

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    I took it literary, as in karate lessons for parents.

    daddy, why does mommy get to wear red heels and I can’t?

    *kick to the chest*

    because daddy didn’t raise no nancy boy!

    BeetsAndBears
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    YOU! PETER PAN!

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    Funny ads!

    Of course the fucking idiots who want to cry over it purposefully misinterpret the ad’s goals.

    Just stfu and laugh it off or you’ll find out that the tolerance people have can be revoked.

    bstaples
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    I prefer the more hate-fueled iteration:

    karate cures faggotry

    centerNegative
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    This is fucking brilliant. It’s the exact opposite of what Karate Kid was trying teach when the queer won at the end.

    Awesome1
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    Faggy kids need self defense the most.



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