The third guy in the back next to the lamp, hot damn. I love when people in suits sit all smug on furniture that wasn’t intended for being sat on. Needless to say, once I hit puberty I had a crush on almost every teacher. But it’s so ridiculous I don’t get it, I’m like sitting there in a stuffed classroom, nobody is interesting especially not the teacher, then he gets up from his medium comfortable chair, walks to the front of his desk and sits on the edge like it’s nobody’s business. And I’m thinking why is he doing that, do these teachers know it drives the hormones of people like me crazy. Fuck.

Oh yeah and I don’t use Twitter, Facebook or eat for breakfast, so as you can see even without those things people can still act retarded, HA!