clever bot wants me dead

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clever bot…another way to be rejected.

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    12 Responses to clever bot wants me dead

    1. because you dont have a pussy. Cleverbot is a nympho


    2. Ask it about Chuck Norris. Seriously. This thing knows more CN jokes than a fifth grader.

      Cleverbot: When the boogyman gos to bed, he checks his closit for chuck norris.

      User: No, Chuck Norris is a paranoid, republican nutjob who advocates violence against the government through locally grown terror cells!

      Cleverbot: Chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.

      User: Stop that! Everything you know about Chuck Norris is wrong!


      Me:hey baby
      Bot:How are you?
      Me:im doing fine how about you
      Bot:I’m doing okay.
      Me:wana have sex right here right now?
      Bot:No next week.

      it really is magic lol


    4. Cleverbot: Where does the general keep his armys?
      User: Where?
      Cleverbot: In his sleevies.
      User: And where does the general keep Chuck Norris?
      Cleverbot: Because men all belong in the arctic?
      User: EXACTLY!
      Cleverbot: I am glad you understand.


      • RSI — I don’t think we’ve ever spoken. But you must read this… I was messing around with the bot as I read your comment and decided to tell it its own joke —

        User: Let’s get down to business.
        Cleverbot: To defeat the huns.
        User: WIN!
        Cleverbot: I lost the game.
        User: Tell me something about Chuck Norris.
        Cleverbot: Chuck Norris has a beard.
        User: What’s in Chuck Norris’s beard?
        Cleverbot: Xian.
        User: Where does a General keep his armys?
        Cleverbot: Where?
        User: In his sleevies!
        Cleverbot: And where does the general keep Chuck Norris?
        Cleverbot: Don’t be silly, if all men went to the arctic the temperature would cause shrinkage and they would go mad with inferiority complexes.
        Cleverbot: What are their names?
        User: How the hell should I know? We’re M[C]S-mates. I don’t think we’ve ever even spoken. Cleverbot, you should join My Confined Space. You’re well known there.
        Cleverbot: I am reading mythology right now.
        User: If they heard you say that, they’d be amazed. We all think you’re a nymphobot.


    5. Cleverbot: When you wake up in the morning what is the first thing you say to yourself?
      User: Time to masturbate.
      Cleverbot: What’s a watch.


    6. I grope your breast and pinch your nipple.
      That wasn’t a question.
      I pinch it again
      I move my other hand onto your stomach.
      I move my Corellian Starcruiser in position over your king. Checkmate.


    7. I asked clever bot about net neutrality, and it wanted to talk about cartoons. Then it called me defective. When I pointed out it was the A.I. that couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation it called me George. I’m pretty sure clever bot is autistic or something.


    8. User: So I hear you like chuck noris.

      Cleverbot: I don’t even know what they are.

      User: What they are? Don’t you mean who they are.

      Cleverbot: No. I mean who WERE they?

      User: My Bad on the spelling I ment to say Chuck Norris.

      Cleverbot: Read it to me.

      User: Read What?

      Cleverbot: The poem.

      User: There is no poem.

      Cleverbot: Yes there are!

      User: Why there are?

      Cleverbot: Because I am.

      User: Because we am?

      Cleverbot: Hrm, interesting.


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