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June 13, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Yeah… Could you… you know… make it bigger? The image, I mean.
June 14, 2010 at 3:09 am
Oh, you and your crazy ideas about reading the text.
August 9, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Jesus strikes again
June 14, 2010 at 5:28 am
ts;cr
June 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
Alright, here’s how it goes. You grow a beard, put on a wedding ring, and then get a tan. Then cut up your back, take off the ring, and your cloths, and pass out in her house. When she finds you you tell her you are from a post apocalyptic future, and have succeeded in going back in time to see her once more. She’ll see the ring tan and you tell her you are married in the future. Then try to kiss her. With the combined nakedness, vulnerability, the kiss and the lie, she’ll have sex with you. Then shave off the beard, cover up the ring tan line, and pretend you are your present self. With any luck she will fall in love with you, which will result in more sex. Or you are over come with guilt, and kill yourself.
August 9, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Refer to the article on Internet-D as to why this whole thing would be considered rape.
August 9, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Would only work on a really dumb woman. Or one that would have slept with you regardless.
“Unless your friend is made of stone.”
Should be, “Unless your friend is smarter than a stone.”
August 9, 2010 at 6:40 pm
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/94019/How+to+get+free+sex/
August 9, 2010 at 7:17 pm
That plan is doomed to fail.
But Goddamn, it needs to be tried.
August 10, 2010 at 11:31 am
NPH did this first on “how I met your mother” except it was funnier and he didn’t sound like a 12y/o.