how to sleep with the girl

how to sleep with the girl


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    Lamb
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    Yeah… Could you… you know… make it bigger? The image, I mean.

    Kishi
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    Oh, you and your crazy ideas about reading the text.

    shiroinohi
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    Jesus strikes again

    Queensly
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    ts;cr

    TGGeko
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    Alright, here’s how it goes. You grow a beard, put on a wedding ring, and then get a tan. Then cut up your back, take off the ring, and your cloths, and pass out in her house. When she finds you you tell her you are from a post apocalyptic future, and have succeeded in going back in time to see her once more. She’ll see the ring tan and you tell her you are married in the future. Then try to kiss her. With the combined nakedness, vulnerability, the kiss and the lie, she’ll have sex with you. Then… Read more »

    TGGeko
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    Refer to the article on Internet-D as to why this whole thing would be considered rape.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
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    Would only work on a really dumb woman. Or one that would have slept with you regardless.

    “Unless your friend is made of stone.”

    Should be, “Unless your friend is smarter than a stone.”

    ray53208
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    bstaples
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    That plan is doomed to fail.

    But Goddamn, it needs to be tried.

    jeffapotimus
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    NPH did this first on “how I met your mother” except it was funnier and he didn’t sound like a 12y/o.



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