Science vs. Norse Mythology

12 Responses to Science vs. Norse Mythology

1. tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0

   

   July 15, 2010 at 10:13 pm

   my god carries a hammer

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   • nobody-knows (UID# 5034) 0  0

     

     July 24, 2010 at 9:03 pm

     You are my god, you’re still gay but you are my (gay) god.

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2. gunface01 (UID# 1252) 0  0

   July 24, 2010 at 9:45 pm

   pff, and to think you suckers fell for that “science” crap. ODIN!!!

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3. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

   

   July 24, 2010 at 10:27 pm

   Hail Odin!

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4. sumosnipe (UID# 4452) 0  0

   July 24, 2010 at 11:15 pm

   See, unlike those wussy Christians that will huff and cry and maybe sic a lawyer on you, my kind will bury an axe in your head. But hey. As long as you don’t try to take away my mead,(just ask! I’ll be happy to share a horn.) I’ll be happy to let you have your delusions of knowledge of the universe

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   • kommissarkvc (UID# 3647) 0  0

     July 25, 2010 at 2:50 am

     those of the mainstream religions cant handle that they believe in a lie and will take offense to ANY difference of opinion (especially christians and jews, they whine ALOT if any position presents itself)

     The norse religion is the most factual history of humanity, and is one of the 3 real religions that have been on this earth for many many thousands of years, predating nearly all modern religions,

     the norse faith has the best codes of faith to follow, especially since unlike other religions that have modernised themselves to suit each new generation, the norse faith has stayed the same since it creation, so the Norse faith is best as it is consistent

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     • fracked-again (UID# 6878) 0  0

       

       July 25, 2010 at 11:49 am

       Oh yeah, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norse_mythology sounds exactly like the history of humanity. Humans are a frost giant’s armpit sweat. Makes complete sense, those fossils are just lies, like magnets. And it never changed when outside influences came to bear (Christianity) or modified to fit political and cultural goals (Nazi Viking cosplay).

       Nope, its pure as the driven snow, and The Mighty Thor is the New Testament!

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5. nooneinparticular (UID# 3134) 0  0

   

   July 25, 2010 at 12:13 am

   I think it pretty conclusive – Norse Mythology wins!

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6. lemurian (UID# 18759) 0  0

   

   July 25, 2010 at 1:06 am

   Axe in forehead always wins!

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7. sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

   

   July 25, 2010 at 2:48 am

   I’m sold. *begins constructing Norse church in my backyard*

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8. ian356094 (UID# 3738) 0  0

   July 25, 2010 at 6:42 pm

   Any religion that demands a Mead Hall is alright in my books.

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9. caio (UID# 104) 0  0

   February 15, 2011 at 2:51 pm

   99% of what we know about Norse mythology comes from two books, both written by a Christian, who mainly wanted to keep a poetry tradition alive.

   Kommissar is hilarious.

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