rambo gives flowers

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    1. *Plants vs Zombies joke*

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    2. Couldn’t shoop out the bottom of the .50cal?

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    3. We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s fucking screaming. There’s pieces of him all over me, just… *Takes off his bandolier* like this, and I’m tryin’ to pull him off, you know, my friend that’s all over me! I’ve got blood and everything and I’m tryin’ to hold him together! I’m puttin’… the guy’s fuckin’ insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He’s saying, sayin’ “I wanna go home! I wanna go home!” He keeps calling my name! “I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!” I said “With what? I can’t find your fuckin’ legs! I can’t find your legs!”

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      • I love you natedog. In the same way I love lionfish. And angry yet adorable puppies. and volcanos/

        I write you a poem: it goes like this…

        natedog of the internet
        i love you like a lionfish
        volcanoes
        and puppies that are adorable no matter how angry they get
        natedog, you.

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    4. he was actually blowing the shit out of these guys with the .50 machine gun… seriously, fucking bloody

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