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July 21, 2010 at 10:35 am
If that makes you happy…
July 21, 2010 at 10:37 am
Now put on your Burger King crown to go with it.
July 21, 2010 at 10:38 am
First picture: case got cock slaped by his dad.
July 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
Does he still live with his parents?
July 21, 2010 at 10:58 am
sweet coat, brah
July 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
thx brah
July 21, 2010 at 11:08 am
god damn it this fucking faggot is back?! i thought you died man… we had over a month without you trollin here and it’s been the best month ever on mcs.
July 21, 2010 at 11:19 am
Yeah, posting numerous pictures of you trying on clothes in front of mirrors, etc, then posting them online is about as gay as you can get without actually sucking cock.
July 22, 2010 at 12:47 am
Do you really believe he doesn’t also suck cock?
July 21, 2010 at 11:14 am
Love the demonic red eyes. Is that because you sold your soul for the coat?
July 21, 2010 at 11:19 am
OH GOD Chris Farley just came to mind.
July 21, 2010 at 11:21 am
Who cares? With his shirt collar all messed up in the back, he looks like a prick anyway. Nice cane by the way. You really look like a pimp now, dawg!
July 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm
thx dawg
July 21, 2010 at 11:21 am
DERP
July 21, 2010 at 11:22 am
bit constricting in the shoulders and the buttons seem a bit high. Also never wear a shirt like that underneath.
July 21, 2010 at 12:59 pm
For $30 it doesn’t matter
July 21, 2010 at 7:52 pm
It always matters.
July 22, 2010 at 11:24 am
Wait, $30 100% silk Armani?
1) You’ve been had
2) You should NOT have sucked dick for that
3) Who am I kidding you sucked the dick just for fun didn’t you
July 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm
In addition to sutenvulf’s observations:
Both the shirt and jacket sleeves are at least an inch too short.
The lapel should come down to just below you rib cage.
The tail of the jacket should cover your butt.
The jacket should hang much more loosely on your frame, it looks uncomfortable.
It’s a nice 3 button single breasted Armani silk suit, and it’s a good color, but it’s at least a couple sizes too small, and even if it was larger you would still need the shoulders and sleeves tailored to accommodate your arm length. Get your money back.
The buttons are on the shirt for a reason, keep them buttoned even when casual, open without a tie.
A suit like this deserves a silk tie that just touches your belt line.
May I suggest safety orange?
Wearing a collar in that manner didn’t even look good in the 70s, but if you really want to wear it that way, lose the T-Shirt.
July 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm
And now all together: NEVER FEED THE TROLLS!
July 21, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Douchebags, praise your king.
July 21, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Guys, it’s not a woman’s coat this time, he’s learning.
July 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Next hurdle – buying clothes that fit.
July 21, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Hey now, let’s not overreach ourselves.
July 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
come on..
he’s moved a half-step above special pants, velcro shoes and a pokemon t-shirt that all the Autistic kids wear.
And this time he’s got the correct gender clothing too (though the woman’s coat was appropriate for a pre-op transsexual)
July 21, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Silk sports coat? What kind of sport are you going to play?
July 21, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Something w/ divots?
July 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
dude sweet coat, you know what that needs though a dope shirt underneath. something with a little pzazz like stripes or paisley.
July 21, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Narcissistic or Histrionic Personality Disorder.
July 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm
- nice coat, but the guy wearing it is a fucking toolbox. die in a car fire you fuck.
July 21, 2010 at 4:09 pm
A douchebag coat for a douchebag. Fits nice & tight.. your boyfriend will just think it’s fabulous!
Narcissistic, look it up and quit posting self shots. This use to be a nice site to dl backgrounds from until crap like this.
July 21, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Dude, you just reminded me, I`ve been meaning to post some walls.
July 21, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Pretentious and douchey? Yeah, I agree. Perfect fit.
July 21, 2010 at 5:20 pm
lol, have started to appreciate the epic troll. You guys need to get angrier.
July 21, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Eh, not angry at all here. Just amusing to poke fun at him. May make him consider his trolling successful, but he’s gonna get responses either way. Better to poke fun than get pissed.
In all honesty, trolling doesn’t take that much skill. Maybe to not be identified as a troll does, but the measurement of success is usually whether or not you get responses. And, given the nature of the internet, that’s trivial.
July 21, 2010 at 8:19 pm
the internet is serious business
July 21, 2010 at 5:29 pm
LOL. You look like Tubbs from Miami Vice.
July 21, 2010 at 5:40 pm
To be honest I’m not sure why people hate this guy so much. He clearly loves the attention…so why not give it up? Let’s dissect this wonderous photo shall we?
The really fucking hilarious part is that he clearly lives in the world’s shittiest apartment (based on the closet space…ps nice dinosaur poster up top you 4 year old) or he lives with his parents who likely eat Ramen to help support this guy’s burger king and Coleco addiction.
I draw the group’s attention to about 12 versions of the same oversized white and black shirts. Way to mix it up. The best part of the closet is that he even hangs up his old white tshirts to make it look like he has an actual wardrobe in there.
So as shit broke as he clearly is the big question is why the fuck would you waste even 2 pennies on that ugly ass nordstrom rack knock off suit coat? The only chicks that he’s picking up in that sweet ensemble are the goatherds at 3am that smell like syphyllis, broken dreams and bacterial vaginosis.
Seriously? Keep posting this guy. It provides countless hours of entertainment and I think the ammount of intellectual abuse that can be levelled at this guy could truly be epic if we all put in some serious effort around here.
July 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm
ps…the guy who told him to die in a car fire may be my favorite person on this post.
July 21, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I think you’d look absolutely stunning in navy/a darker blue.
No, for real. This is actual /fa/ advice, from Jesus to you.
July 22, 2010 at 2:52 am
I personally thought I could pull off a good business professional look with longer hair (it looks good when I part it or brush it to one side)
July 22, 2010 at 6:42 am
Maybe.
… Post it. >:3c
July 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Would you guys get upset if I waste bandwidth with photos of my flipflops and Hawaiian shirt collection? Digi camera is waiting.
July 22, 2010 at 8:46 am
if we could exchange you posting those pics up for his then yes
July 21, 2010 at 8:03 pm
What is it w/ you and the baggy jeans?
July 22, 2010 at 2:47 am
These are actually work pants.
Dickies raw denim shorts
I just tried this on to take pics
I didn’t actually go anywhere
July 22, 2010 at 11:48 pm
Why not pull the whole outfit together?
July 21, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Ballin.
July 22, 2010 at 12:08 am
U R DOOSH BAG.
July 22, 2010 at 12:27 am
Aside from being the douche not in black at a funeral where the fuck will your sorry meth smoking ass ever where a sport coat?
You might as well have bought a fucking Darth Vader helmet since all you’ll ever use that for is playing pretend by yourself when your dad is outside getting high trying to forget your mom left you two when the compound of loser started giving her ovarian bleeding.
This worked out to be a much longer post than initially planned.
Mad props on buttoning that shit right, mi hermano.
July 22, 2010 at 2:46 am
I snort the meth chica
July 22, 2010 at 6:53 am
Five problems with this entry:
1st – You are still douchebag.
2nd – The jacket doesn’t fit you
3rd – You look gay in these pictures (although that’s probably not the jacket’s fault)
4th – No one cares other than you, your mom, and your warty aunt.
5th – You are STILL a douchebag (yes this is actually the same problem as #1 but it was such a huge issue it needed to be said twice)
July 22, 2010 at 10:55 am
His mom left when he was born.
July 28, 2010 at 7:29 am
no u
July 22, 2010 at 8:16 am
Not to my taste but you do manage find some decent stuff in thrift stores.
July 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Whoa…ross is not a thrift store.
I don’t buy used clothing.
Ross is just stuff that has defects so it’s cheaper.
July 23, 2010 at 5:40 am
Didn’t it only become defective after you had tried it on?
July 24, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I thought I was the only person who hated this guy! I mean, I don’t hate you, but I am deeply, intensely annoyed by your constant need for people to approve of your wardrobe. Nobody cares that you got a new shirt! Also, that jacket is clearly too small for you.
July 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I don’t think his need is for approval. Some sort of attention, I guess, but not sure what.
July 28, 2010 at 7:22 am
I guess I’m an attention whore (online anyway)
I just know that a ton of people are going to comment on what I post no matter what it is.
Whether it be a few people saying it’s cool or looks good or a lot of people hating that it looks so good on me.
That’s pretty much it.
I’m like the star of M[C]S
No.
The King.
July 27, 2010 at 12:05 pm
I hope he gets Christopher Hitchens cancer and dies horribly and painfully