Kill The Whales Before They Kill You

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Pro-Whaling group attacked by Greek youth on Facebook.

After the recent attacks by Greek youth on our KTWBTKY fan page on social networking hub Facebook, actor Gerard Butler (famous for his role as the Spartan Leonidas in the movie 300) came forward to protest.

His protests, however, were not aimed at the whaling community that we hold so dear to our hearts. His protests were at these Greek visitors to the community. Gerard said, and I quote “after all of the blood sweat and tears that their ancestors shed fighting off the Persians, one would think that these kids would have more respect for their violent and bloody past.” Gerard went on to call the Greek kids “pussy ass cowards” and “a disgrace to Greece and the Spartan legacy.”

Butler also revealed that a very important line in the movie had to be altered, at the whim of PETA supporters and anti-whaling organizations such as Sea Shepard. The line was altered to say “Tonight we dine in Hell!” but Gerard explains that the original line went something like this (see picture)…

Jesus Martinez: WKTW News

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    10 Responses to Kill The Whales Before They Kill You

    1. This is some random Facebook group a friend of mine suggested to me. Some of the attacks on this group are hilarious, and people just don’t get that it’s a joke.


    2. they sold Muktuk in the local grocery store when I moved to Alaska in 1970.


    3. what the shit is happening


    4. Why is the inside of the whale an orange?


    5. Even I think that this is crazy, and I am the queen of ingerland.




    7. The internet is a strange place.


    8. ~So does Gerard Butler hate whales or Greeks?


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