Man Dies Because he Watched Twilight

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“A NEW Zealand man was found dead in his seat at a movie theatre.

The man’s body was found at a theatre in the capital Wellington about 8.30pm (local time) last night at the conclusion of the vampire film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.”

Full Article:
www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224


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    Puulaahi
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    You have been warned. Well that man wasn’t, but you are!

    KommissarKvC
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    faggotry kills

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    Then how are you still alive?

    figosound
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    fapped too hard?

    outlanderssc
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    I wonder if his body was completely drained of blood –

    sleepyjoe256
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    sleepyjoe256

    No, but his asshole was left gaping from the faggotry.

    Erin
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    most likely suicide

    Lemurian
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    Yeah, he bought the ticket knowing what would happen.

    Kishi
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    Died of embarrassment, I would hope.

    fracked again
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    He was (sunglasses) bored to death.

    Lemurian
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    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    Z-master
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    Z-master

    this is true, was a homeless chap. post-mortem results from memory came back as ‘not suspicious’ so maybe alcohol poisoning or natural causes or something

    Darkhell
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    Damn I knew it was a matter of time until someone died from seeing vampires glitter.

    danielhayles
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    Guy used to live on my street, no joke… He way always asking for cigarettes and had red wine vomit on his face



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