What is a woman?

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never
thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will
enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he’s the
most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most
confident, sexy, seductive, invincible . . . No wait . . .
I’m thinking of alcohol.

reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

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    3 Responses to What is a woman?

    1. and then when you are drunk you can beat your wife for not being all of those things

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    2. Bah, a real man doesn’t need a crutch such as alcohol do do any of that stuff.

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    3. No man can ever be as evil as a woman can be to another woman.

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