All hail the Koalas of Cthuhlu!
Eaters of spleens, makers of the undead, depositors of large unsightly and regurgitations, and lords of the external upper covering of a house or other building.
The mocking shall not be shunned, but rather welcomes into the unfathomable depths of their marsupial pouches wherein resides darkness and terror unimaginable by man, and maybe even women.
They are the non-owls that will drink the blood of unbelievers and consume their flesh bit by excruciating bit; not unlike h’orderves with sections of cheese and green olives.
Recall your blasphemy UNBELIEVER before it is too late; You have been warned!!!

tl;dr – your loss