a burglar broke into my house

Get this.” said one drinker to his friends at the bar, “Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.”

“Did he get anything?” his friends asked.

“Yeah, a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk.”

via Lefturn’s Funny Shit.

reposted from www.TikiHumor.com

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