Lesson in Teen Lingo

Added on July 5th, 2010 by avheatherim | Report Post
Tags:Grammar, Humor

Um, I don’t think that’s what Fap means… 🙂

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Jicty (#756)

13 years ago

lol, first, they should watch south park if they think that is what cheezing is. and second, uber isn’t even slang, its German

ItalianDragn (#11173)

Reply to Jicty

13 years ago

I was going to say…. über is nothing new

i am amused how many gamer terms are in there

dr0 (#9967)

13 years ago

stop trying to make fetch a word!

Graceless (#4527)

13 years ago

“Dis”? “Ice”? “G”?
Are they translating teenagers or rappers?

doomsdaze (#18179)

13 years ago

I’m absolutely fapped… (the second ‘meaning’)apparently:P

MikesterMike (#4006)

13 years ago

Looks like they used the troll entries at Urbandictionary.com

Lemurian (#18759)

Reply to MikesterMike

13 years ago

I thought the same thing, is that a meta-troll, or a trans-troll perhaps?

sherlockbonez (#5879)

13 years ago

I don’t think these mid 20s-30 years old are bamboozling their “rents”

hvymetal86 (#2348)

13 years ago

“gaper” certainly doesn’t mean what they say either

bstaples (#6783)

13 years ago

“piece” and “grip” mean guns in my hood. who the hell is she getting references from? every stereotypical “bad boy” member in a boy band?

WistfulD (#5057)

Reply to bstaples

13 years ago

Agreed. the real question I have is whether this is a naive journalist believing whatever their “hip” teenage cousin tells them or just another case of amazingly lazy journalism.

KommissarKvC (#3647)

13 years ago

the people who invented all this are total chompers

janits (#1799)

13 years ago

Dawwwwwww, ADORABLE.

My favorites are definitely:
Holah – make some noise
&
Secks – something desirable

Also wtf is a Generation Z??????

Gen X ended circa 1980 (yes, I realize the actual year varies between sources)… Gen Y is mas/menos the following 2 decades… then we hit the Millenials, those that have never known a world w/o windows… born 2000 – 2020… meaning PRESUMABLY that anyone that isn’t Gen Y… is under 13 and not old enough to troll on an account anywhere and/or have a mastery of their ABC’s. Yes?

Finn (#3821)

Reply to janits

13 years ago

Millennials (Gen Y is a stupid name) are approx. 1982-1994. Anyone born after that (1994-late 2000s) are “Gen Z” and their parents are mostly Gen Xers with a few very late Boomers and ungodly early Millenials. They are mostly too young to really be able to say anything about them. Maybe they’ll get squished in with the Millenials as time goes on, but for now I guess they’re slightly different. Sorta like the Baby Boomers and the Jones Generation, Jones are the Boomers little brothers and sisters, but not quite Gen Xers.

I’m kinda talking outta my ass, but much less than the original “journalist”.