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    1. We do what we must because we can…

    2. I bet her cake is delicious and moist.

    3. It’s official. This picture makes me deliriously happy.

    4. Ok, and now you explain the thing with the holes again?

    5. I’ll throw aside my usual pessimism and, compliment on her eyes

    6. damn, I knew I shouldn’t have taken that job at black mesa…

    7. Betcha THOSE goggles do something.

    8. Portal Jailbate…..
      Stand down boy-o

    9. She should seriously be the character model for portal 2. Minus all the bracelets though.

    10. which looks more like shit? her or her hair?

    11. She looks beautiful, albeit a bit flat. Still beautiful.

      • That’s not flat. I’ve seen flat. If seen “can be mistaken for a boy topless” flat. They’re not balloon boobs, but she’s not flat. They’re actually rather nicely sized, IMO.

        • Well, they’re too small for my taste. It might as well be a boy topless when they’re that small.

          But it’s funny that regardless me calling her beautiful, twice, does not counter the butthurt caused to two users by calling her “a bit flat”.

          • Because you have a stupid standard on “flat”? It’s like people who call any picture of a girl that’s not all skin and bones “fat”.

            The big advantage to boobs that size: They won’t turn into wrinkly tube socks when she’s old.

            • a predisposition to large breasts is a survival instinct. When the floods come, only a few will float.

            • Alright, is there not a middle ground for you in which boobs are not flat or big?

              I know the law of gravity lets the big ones fall like cannon balls, but that doesn’t mean that all girls with big boobs will have saggy ones, and even if they do, kinda-big saggy ones are better than fried-egg saggy ones in the long run.

              So please, try to not to pass off every “non-busty” girl as a perfect future match, because they’ll sag just as badly, if not worse.

            • No, when you hit a certain age, they all get saggy. Not “kinda bit saggy”. And, yes, gravity will absolutely make the big ones worse.

              The exception? Fake boobs. But, they do sag enough that they look bad if not constantly maintained after a certain age.

      • What if she’s intelligent, witty, and likes the same stuff that you like; including you!
        Where does that factor in?

        • Well, she digs Portal, which is both a similar interest to mine ( gaming ) and implies intelligence ( Can’t be an idiot to play that game successfully ). She also digs steampunk, which is another common interest ( the goggles ). She likes tigers, that’s 3. The smirk is a bit sassy, so possibly witty.

          …and she’s 13, which overrules all of that and makes me a dirty old man for going eve that far.

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