Let’s Correct this:

(Panel #1)
I am a working class conservative; My taxes are too high because the government is paying blacks to sit on their asses in housing projects and have children,so that they will remain on the government tit and continue to vote democrat in order to keep not working and get paid for it, and they won’t enforce immigration policies because the liberals want the illegals to be granted amnesty and will vote democrat.

(Panel #2)
I am a bleeding heart liberal who refuses to accept the reality that these lazy assed blacks want to not work and get paid for it, and I refuse to accept the fact that illegals want to come here and not learn the language, commit crimes, and not pay taxes. I also believe that all conservatives are rich white people who want to bring back slavery and not pay our fair share, and not common working men and women who are tired of paying high taxes to cover the medical costs, education, and housing of lazy blacks and illegals, who never work or pay back into the system that they are taking from.