Where White Man Went
Wrong
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S.
government official, “You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological
advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s
done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”







June 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm
So true.
June 13, 2010 at 8:17 pm
NO NEVER
June 21, 2010 at 4:32 am
It is with great pride that I’m the first bastard to shout “FAKE!” in this post.
FAKE!
June 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm
What is truth?
June 21, 2010 at 4:57 am
Fake! Ah shit.
June 21, 2010 at 7:09 am
White man did improve it.
With internet porn.
June 21, 2010 at 8:33 am
I’d trade sex all night for internet porn any day -
June 21, 2010 at 9:57 am
You’d give up the real thing all night every night for PICTURES of it?
June 21, 2010 at 8:29 am
*one tear rolls down my cheek*
June 21, 2010 at 10:50 am
A gin-soaked tear at that.
June 21, 2010 at 11:57 am
You’re Italian?
June 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm
see
americans have been fucking up communism even BEFORE they became the United States
June 21, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Praise the Lord!
June 22, 2010 at 8:30 am
How awesome would it be spending all day hunting fishing and drinking all day every fucking day. And you know they were smoking pot, then they came home and got to the fucking. That is pretty much paradise.
February 16, 2011 at 10:12 am
Pot is indian dot not indian feather
June 22, 2010 at 10:12 am
“Women did all the work…”
So THAT’S why only the Indians say “white man”, instead of “white folks” or “white people”.