Where White Man Went Wrong

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Where White Man Went
Wrong

Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S.
government official, “You have observed the white man
for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological
advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s
done.”
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, “Considering all these events, in
your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”
The Chief stared at the government official then replied,
“When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes,
no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all
day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.”
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man
dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”

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16 Responses to Where White Man Went Wrong

  1. It is with great pride that I’m the first bastard to shout “FAKE!” in this post.
    FAKE!

  2. White man did improve it.

    With internet porn.

  3. *one tear rolls down my cheek*

  4. see
    americans have been fucking up communism even BEFORE they became the United States

  5. How awesome would it be spending all day hunting fishing and drinking all day every fucking day. And you know they were smoking pot, then they came home and got to the fucking. That is pretty much paradise.

  6. “Women did all the work…”

    So THAT’S why only the Indians say “white man”, instead of “white folks” or “white people”.

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