Using Paper Towels to Clean the Gulf

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This is not a hoax people. Bp contractors are using paper towels to “clean” up parts of Grand Isle.


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    grammarrobot
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    Those are clearly sham-wows.
    Everything is going to be fine.

    vincent_kahrune
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    Got a source on this “news”?

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    NPR was talking about it last week. Since all the journalist were being corralled to only follow the PR guys, one of them decided to jump on a kayak and go further down to where the mess was. She found they were using paper towels.

    nyoki
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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZHnStD690U
    BP trying control everything.

    bstaples
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    As long as it’s Bounty, I dont see a problem.

    Macol
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    While those are paper towels, they are the kind that comes in spill kits that are designed to absorb petroleum products.

    Error401
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    Know who makes ’em? I’m gonna dump a ton of bank in that company’s stock.

    oldnoob
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    What other/better suggestions do you have?

    so_cali
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    so_cali

    absorb petroleum or not, it looks majorly fucking retarded. i could come up with at least 5 better ideas when i take my nightly dump.

    what a fuckin joke. waiting for the punchline….

    Demon
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    They`re using dog hair and LAMB`S wool, too.

    Hair and Animal Fur Donated to Fight Oil Spill – NYTimes.com
    www.nytimes.com/2010/05/06/us/06hair.html

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    nyoki
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    Nor hay.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7JkFW5nwMQ

    There is a local alpaca farm here that is shearing their leg fur and sending it to the gulf. I got the impression that some mayors from small towns are planning to bypass BP and the Coast Guard and use it anyway. They’re desperate.

    Demon
    Member

    Do you have an address where I can send some?
    I`m going to start shearing my leg fur right NOW.

    nyoki
    Member

    I hate my fucking local news. It was on the news last night and now I can’t find any reference to it.
    your4state.com/

    ElmoJones
    Member

    They’re ALMOST done. Whew, that was a close one.

    pro_junior
    Member

    those are oil absorbent pads and they actually work really well for removing oil from water. Although in the pic it appears ridiculous, it’s not a bad idea to use them…

    www.thebuyingnetwork.com/234552/products/Oil-Absorbent-Pads.html

    but yeah, fuck bp.

    Demon
    Member

    It`s ridiculous because uhm…
    HEY BP DUMBFUCKS, USE THEM IN SIZES OF LARGE TARPS
    HURRRRRRDURRRR.

    Dreth
    Member

    BOUNTYYYYYY

    teezy weezy
    Member

    Karma bitches, enjoy.



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