No unconcealable weapons allowed

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    9 Responses to No unconcealable weapons allowed

    1. What about inconceivable weapons?

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    2. These signs always make me laugh. Do these people actually think it will keep someone from robbing the store? Really?

      Do they think it’s going to go like this?

      1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses.
      2) Sees sign and thinks “Well, I was going to rob the place but they have a sign”
      3) Goes home, finds religion, settles down, gets a job, has a family, gets elected to congress?

      More like…

      1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses.
      2) Sees sign and laughs.
      3) Robs store, kills clerk and uses the lousy $87.43 in the register to buy a rock and a BJ from a tranny hooker.

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    3. What a would be robber actually sees is a sign stating “No law abiding citizens may be carrying a concealed weapon in here making this store an easier target for armed robbery.”

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    4. The one with the tank is pure win. Although, if I was the business owner and someone showed up with a tank with the intent to destroy it or rob me, I would hand him the keys and cheer him on for his originality and follow through.

      I mean, how awesome of a story would it be when your talking to other business people about your misfortunes in business, when your able to say….”So yeah, I got robbed by a guy driving a tank.”

      Also, the look on your insurance adjusters’ face when you call it in to the insurance company…. priceless!

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