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June 20, 2010 at 3:02 pm
What about inconceivable weapons?
June 20, 2010 at 6:48 pm
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
June 20, 2010 at 10:09 pm
i wish i could upvote this comment more than once
June 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
invinsible?
June 20, 2010 at 4:02 pm
These signs always make me laugh. Do these people actually think it will keep someone from robbing the store? Really?
Do they think it’s going to go like this?
1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses.
2) Sees sign and thinks “Well, I was going to rob the place but they have a sign”
3) Goes home, finds religion, settles down, gets a job, has a family, gets elected to congress?
More like…
1) Asshat Punk plans on robbing store and killing the clerk to eliminate witnesses.
2) Sees sign and laughs.
3) Robs store, kills clerk and uses the lousy $87.43 in the register to buy a rock and a BJ from a tranny hooker.
June 20, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Asshat Punk in scenario 2 is casemeth…
June 20, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Almost
3)casemods walks in (already high on meth), it turns out to be a police station.
June 21, 2010 at 9:00 am
What a would be robber actually sees is a sign stating “No law abiding citizens may be carrying a concealed weapon in here making this store an easier target for armed robbery.”
June 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm
The one with the tank is pure win. Although, if I was the business owner and someone showed up with a tank with the intent to destroy it or rob me, I would hand him the keys and cheer him on for his originality and follow through.
I mean, how awesome of a story would it be when your talking to other business people about your misfortunes in business, when your able to say….”So yeah, I got robbed by a guy driving a tank.”
Also, the look on your insurance adjusters’ face when you call it in to the insurance company…. priceless!