hummer douchebag

hummer douchebag

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    1. But they *are* handicapped. They have clinically relevant small penises.

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    2. and flat tires if I was there

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    3. I don’t understand how the windows haven’t been shattered yet.

      Sad to see it happen to the H1 though. H2 can suck my balls.

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    4. Sugar in the gas, jeweler’s rouge in the oil.

      It’s the only way to be sure.

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    5. Unless you’re in a war zone, “Hummer douchebag” is redundant.

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    6. I don’t think sugar is soluble in gasoline. A pocket knife will do the trick on those tires though.

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    7. He’s not a douchebag, merely half retarded. Hence his use of half a disabled bay is perfectly appropriate.

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    8. But wait… What if he’s actually… Disabled?

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    9. Even so, he’s still taking up two spaces.

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      • Yeah, but here’s an interesting thought. Have you ever been forced to park across a line because the person who parked in the space next to yours did the same thing? You never know about these things.

        It is possible hummer dude is an inconsiderate moron, but maybe there was someone else parked where the red car was, but taking two spaces. I’ve seen it happen enough times to know that sometimes it isn’t the person who is currently parked like an idiot who started all the parking douchebaggery…

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