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Demon
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“Don`t be gay, Sparky. Don`t be gay.”

shiroinohi
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I particularly enjoy the part where they describe a blowjob, as if the gays are the only ones that give and receive them.

TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
Member

You don’t know too many married straight couples do you?

fracked again
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My preferred way of finishing with my wife. 🙂

Evilcritter
Member

See also: anal sex, fisting, and golden showers.
I suspect that Dick Hafer would not object to engaging in at least the first one with a woman. Or maybe he would. He seems awfully uptight. And judgy. I think it is jealousy, frankly. “Sex with no strings attached? Eeeew!”

Marrock
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You know, the cover and the blurb at the bottom of the scan says this was done by Dick Hafer… but couldn’t that “f” really be a “t”?

The name would make more sense then.

nyoki
Member

That’s the way I read it too.

Demon
Member

Change the f to a t and begin the word with an E instead of an H.
Dick Eater FTW!

Kishi
Member

“It’s an incomplete and sordid lifestyle, totally absorbed by illicit sex!”

Man, gay people have it all figured out.

Jericho
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Jericho

This sounds great! Where do I sign up?

deuce
Member

Was this published before or after they caught “Dick Hafer” blowing guys in a bus station bathroom?

brutalistu
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brutalistu

fracked again
Member

They eat da poo poo!

Oriahna
Member

but i liek getting dragged around by my hair and i’m not a gay man…

Oriahna
Member

omg. reading all the way through this was totally worth it. fuckin lol

Awesome1
Member

Handballing. Lol. This is total porno.

mikoyangurevich15
Member

Interesting set of stats this guy pulled out of his ass there.

Bloodyneptune
Member

I love that they have all the characters ready to vomit at the thought of kissing xD Those gays and their evil kissing ways, corrupting the youth.

TGGeko
Member

wow, look at the bottom left corner. This guy is an asshole.

Phyreblade
Member

I’ve never understood why some people get so worked up about what other consenting adults decide to do in their own homes. Makes no sense at all.

nyoki
Member

I’ve never understood it either. Not only is it none of my business, most of the time, I don’t want to know.

Phyreblade
Member

LOL yeah, that too.

Oriahna
Member

you poor confused godless wretches, (prolly sodomites too) :p jk

Phyreblade
Member

LOL godless? funnily enough, I’ve actually known quite a few gay folks who went to church regularly. Not all of them were out, but…

KommissarKvC
Member

well its like those guys who flip out, kill people and keep the remains preserved in their basement – THEY keep that all safe and contained inside their home

doesn’t make that right either

Phyreblade
Member

Oh for crying out loud, please leave the straw man at home, on your couch, where he belongs. We are talking about consensual sex here, not serial killing.

Evilcritter
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I thought we were talking about unreasoning hatred?
Wait, I just noticed it was Kommissar who posted. I read it as him criticizing the uptight straight guy, but I’m reevalating seeing as he is one of those full to the brim with unreasoning hatred.
Maybe he wrote this book?
No, no, that would a require a higher level of literacy…

Gouki4u
Member

I like how they describe the homosexual lifestyle as full of sex like it is a bad thing.

Phyreblade
Member

I know, seriously, what in the name of all that is good is wrong with having lots of sex? So long as it is consensual, you don’t hurt anyone, and are safe about it, geez o pete, what is there to complain about?

You know how many heterosexual married couples I know for whom sex is like a once in a blue moon thing? Is that really a better option?

nyoki
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I heard or read somewhere that if the sex is good (in a marriage), it’s rated at 10% importance, but if the sex is bad, it’s 90% of the relationship…or something like that.

I could not really imagine a basically sexless marriage. That said, sex doesn’t always have to be fornication, fellatio or even physical. There have been times when I was physically unable to have sex; we’ve always found a way to be intimately sexual.

Evilcritter
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I don’t know any happy straight couples. Even the ones that work well together and support each other don’t have sex. It’s fucking horrible. Single is better. At least you don’t have to deal with a daily dose of crushing despair. I have a friend who was bi but is in a long term gay relationship because, as he says, “the sex is waaay hotter.” I have no idea whether is true for more gay couples than straight though. Christ, I know married couples that don’t even hug. I don’t know why people get married. It’s like sticking your neck… Read more »

nyoki
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Then you should get out and meet more people. I’ve been married for over 25 years and we normally have sex (of some kind) 5-7 days a week. My single friends go through long periods of (usually un-chosen) celibacy.

Evilcritter
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I know lots and lots of people. Lots. I’m trying hard to think of a happy couple though. Not all of them are _unhappy_, but your kind of married life is in the minority. That being said, the kinkier the couple, the happier they are. Shared kinks keep couples content.
I think a lot of people marry expecting to be able to mould the other person to suit them better. That doesn’t work.
Of course, I’ve been single so long my opinion probably doesn’t count. But seeing how unhappy my married friends are, I don’t mind being single at all.

Jesus Christ
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I honestly find it so awful that many people equate sex with being love. I physically can’t have sex with my husband because of the lack of hormones from my IUD (birth control makes me that way) and because of my Hashimoto’s (endocrine system; thyroid). He knew what he got when he married me. The reason I have an IUD, which inhibits my sexual appetite? No doctor is going to tie my tubes because WIMMINZ RUV BAYBEES and they’re convinced I’m going to change my mind one day. He’s on deployment, but I honestly can’t remember the last time I… Read more »

Phyreblade
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Hey JC, I see where you are coming from, but the honest truth is that for the vast majority of us, sex is a big part of being in love. There is nothing awful about that. I don’t think any of us are saying you can’t have love without sex, but it is certainly a really great way of expressing it. Your situation, however, is an unfortunate one. I’ve seen, first hand, with women very near and dear to me, the kind of cultural stigma and emotional harassment that women who don’t want to have kids have to endure. And… Read more »

Jesus Christ
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Hey you~ I appreciate your words. C: But I was saying I didn’t care because he knew what he was getting into and I wouldn’t be pressured into something I wasn’t interested in doing because if it’s like you said, that it’s based on two people caring for each other, then he needs to respect my non-wants for physical contact. I gave him a flesh light so he can leave me the fuck alone. He used to call me frigid in front of our mutual friends (whom are all men and I introduced him to, since they’re my childhood friends).… Read more »

Evilcritter
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W.O.W. There’s some seriously hostile language there, JC. You may believe he should respect your non-wants, but it doesn’t seem like you give a flying fuck about his wants. If he knew this going in, well, who knows why he’d agree to a life spent with someone who gets angry if he wants to touch them. It takes all kinds. If he is in any way a normal man, with normal needs, I would think you should be thoughtful enough to let him hook up with willing, (flesh and blood not horrific squishy silicone tubes) ladies outside of your cat… Read more »

Jesus Christ
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I don’t give a hell about his wants because he’s long-berated me for being unable to have sex because OH NO IT MUST BE HIS FAULT. How would you feel if a woman did that to you? How you can’t give her any because you’re worthless? Yeah, that’s what I thought. He knew everything from the start. We’re not normal people and never have been. Thank you for your poor judgment upon someone’s five year relationship you’ve only heard one side and two comments about. It’s truly much appreciated, and will be taken into consideration. I’m not angry, I just… Read more »

Jesus Christ
Member

“You” being used here as a “general you,” rather than an “accusatory you.” No offense intended.

Phyreblade
Member

OK, I realize I’m asking really personal questions, so you can tell me to mind my own beeswax if I ask something that you do not wish to discuss. But it seems to me that you can actually enjoy sex if you really wanted to, but you’ve chosen not to do so with him, not because you don’t want kids, but for some other reason. There are so many other options for birth control that would sill allow you to have a sex life. If it is possible for you to actually enjoy sex, and you know your hubby would… Read more »

Jesus Christ
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I’d love to. I really would. It’s just that.. well. I’m not going to air my grievances. I’m not going to try to explain myself to someone who persecutes me while assuming too much and knowing too little (EvilCritter) and be a cry baby about it (to you, Phyre). I’m not one to assume people really care about my problems, because in all actuality, I don’t even think I do. I expect no pity because I give none. >But it seems to me that you can actually enjoy sex if you really wanted to, but you’ve chosen not to do… Read more »

Phyreblade
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Well, I do not think you would be being a crybaby to say what is on your heart. People are who they are, life gives you what it gives you, and everyone handles it differently. Either way, I have asked quite probing questions, and you have been quite a lot more forthcoming than I would have been, and I appreciate that. I guess the only other thing I would add regarding your husband is that if a guy really loves you, their wanting to be intimate with you is not always all for selfish reasons. Many of them want to… Read more »

Evilcritter
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First off, I’m a woman, so stop assuming I’m all about the sex because I’m a 14 year old boy with a raging libido. Thanks. Secondly, don’t tell your story on teh interwebs and expect not to be judged. It’s the internet. We’ll never meet, I have no need to sugar coat things with you, so I’m free to tell you exactly what I think. And what I think is that I don’t want to hear any more about your bleak existence. Phyreblade is super sweet and gently thoughtful, but I thing your relationship sounds less like a marriage and… Read more »

nyoki
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I’ve been in your position, only didn’t know what was causing it. It was a rough patch in our marriage. I just didn’t realize how much being diabetic can fuck w/ your body (and this is doubly true of Hashimoto disease). I fully understand having zero sex drive and worrying about how I was gonna handle it the next time sex was on the menu. I was trying desperately to not overly arouse him in any way. We certainly didn’t look like a happy couple then. It turned out that the birth control I was using (depo shot) combined w/… Read more »

Jesus Christ
Member

Thanks, Nyokki. You’re a sweetie. C:

Demon
Member

Point 1: Jesus`s hubby married her knowing all of this about her already.
Point 2: I`m sure he could leave if he wanted to.
Point 3: We all have different experiences in this life, on this planet. Experiences that aren`t necessarily *the norm*, which makes it hard for others to comprehend.
Point 4: Get off Jesus` back.
Point 5: Bet *I* could make her cum.
😀

Demon
Member

Point 6: Jesus is a very young woman.
NO doctor will touch that, hysterectomy-wise, unless it is life threatening. It would throw her into young menopause and fuck her up royally.
That being said, I`ve wanted a hysterectomy since I knew what one was.
I knew I never wanted kids, but you`ll NEVER convince any doctor of that.

Jesus Christ
Member

This, especially 5.

Jesus Christ
Member

>Nyokki pointed out, in another post, that you do not have to have sex in order to be intimate. And I agree with her. I think all the hurtful things he does to you are because of his frustration. I think that if you really would have sex with him if you could, maybe you can show it in other ways. Oh, I never disagreed for a moment. But he’s someone who can’t just have an appetizer, he has to have his full-course meal. >Just my overinflated $.02 And I appreciated every bit~ >First off, I’m a woman, Yipes. I… Read more »

Jesus Christ
Member

Also, I’m sharing this thread with my husband, since he’s on here too but on deployment so I’m ALWAYS sending him pics and screenshots. But I think he needs this too since apparently, what he knows about me in five years can’t compare to your knowledge of me in three or four comments. HE SHOULD KNOW HE HAS A BROKEN EGO.

Jesus Christ
Member

>Hubby agreed to a vasectomy (they wouldn’t tie my tubes)

And Nyokki has two kids, if I am not mistaken, and they won’t tie her tubes. I’m twenty years old and have no kids. If you’ve never been down this route of trying to be sterilized then you actually don’t know how much bullcrap I get for, “being too young.”

So enjoy your unfounded and uninformed opinions, Critter. I’m sure they’ll serve you well in the dating world.

Evilcritter
Member

You’ve been married since you were 15? Wow. Sure I’m single. That’s fine by me. Single is better than being with someone who won’t put out. Sure I’ve had bad experiences with boyfriends. I’ve also had lovely ones. Who hasn’t? Humans can be terrible and wonderful to each other. But, as I said, I’d rather be alone than in your situation. If you said you were happy I’d think “fine, to each their own,” but you’ve made it clear that neither of you are happy and this issue has lead to hostility, anger, accusations, etc. That’s what you’ve said, I’m… Read more »

Phyreblade
Member

I do actually know a few happy straight couples. But for every happy straight couple, I can also show you 5 (possibly more) unhappy couples, who stopped having sex, don’t even hug, and are essentially just room mates, or even yell at each other on a daily basis, and a plethora of divorcees.

It’s interesting how much of a sociocultural stigma unmarried couples carry, given the statistics.

nyoki
Member

The thing is, happy or sad, married or single, we all deal w/ the same shit. It doesn’t really matter. It’s not always a marriage that is bad, sometimes it’s the people. Being single means having to deal w/ things yourself, sometimes that makes it easier, sometimes not. If you’re 30 years old and single, you start to worry; will I find anyone, ever? If your 30 and married, you start to worry; is this it, same person forever and ever? 30 and single, do I ever want kids, how much time have I got? 30 and married, when the… Read more »

Kishi
Member

Sounds like you know some people who got married for stupid, shitty reasons.

ian356094
Member

Glory hole FTW.

HoChunk
Member

It shouldn’t be too hard to identify who “Dick Hafer” really is, based on the cartooning style. I’ll run this up the comics-nerd flagpole and see if I get any names.

HoChunk
Member

Well, whaddya know:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Hafer_(comics_artist)

At least he’s dead.

deuce
Member

Probably died regretting never going farther with that boy scout troop leader in ’43.

Silverwolf
Member

Wow… this piece of cerebral diarrhea is so full of unintentionally funny shit… I can’t seem to choose my favorite.

Wait, I can… 12th image… bottom right… “And it’s dangerous to the PENETRATOR, also!”

Henceforth, I shall be know as… the PENETRATOR! *Tatakau Monotachi track from Final Fantasy Advent Children begins playing*

Phyreblade
Member

Epic Mental image is EPIC.



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