iDouche PSA

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    1. this is awesome!

      also, i have an app on my phone that makes the screen transparent, and uses the camera to project an image of where you are walking as the background of my screen, so i drive while i text

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    2. Umm, get with the program, driving and texting is cool. If you aren’t texting, paying your bills, weaving a basket or having a baby while driving you aren’t “hip” and “cool.”

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    3. anyone else notice his huge subcutaneous zit!?!? that’s gotta hurt!

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    4. I can vouch for all three steps –field-tested them myself a few times, here on the wooly streets of NYC. Protip: it helps to turn sideways and pretend something else has caught your attention between steps 1 & 2: it robs the typical urban douchemop of their treasured persecution complex when the collision is obviously their fault.

      Favorite line from a shoulder-checked texter: “Watch where you’re going!” I chased that motherfucker for half a block.

      I should also add that this phenomenon is, sadly, not at all limited to iPads or other Apple devices.

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