I got this today:

From: Pepe Capel <pepecapel@gmail.com>
Hi, my name is Pepe. I have a successful blog in tumblr and i want to know what will you give to me if i put your ads in my blog. i like money and tshirts… please email me!!! thank you peace and love. pepe.
ps: da house www.lionearthquakelion.tumblr.com

From: Tiki God
you can pay $50 for ads per month for a small banner, minimum of 3 months.

From: Pepe Capel <pepecapel@gmail.com>
i said to put YOUR ads in MY BLOG.

From: Tiki God
why in the world woudl I want to advertise on your site?
Thanks but not thanks.

From: Pepe Capel <pepecapel@gmail.com>
i think you are an asshole. why in the world would i advertise your shitty site? sincerely yours, fuck off adam selvidge!!

From: Tiki God
You think I’m an asshole?  You emailed me, you cockless piece of shit, and you apparently tried to get me to advertise on your shitty tumble blog, which looks like a four year old retarded monkey put together.  What kind of cunt kicking piece of shit do you think I am?

You can take your “successful blog” that you don’t actually own any bit of (oh look at that, it’s actually hosted by tumblr) and shove it up your disease riddled ass hole.

UPDATE: He apologized! Is still a dick!
From:

Pepe Capel <pepecapel@gmail.com>
i’ll save it for my lawyers, an email account contains personal and private mail that you can’t publish without my content, even if you are the person i emailed.
www.citmedialaw.org/legal-guide/publishing-personal-and-private-information

ps: delete all my info out of your blog NOW
ps2: any other actions against my facebook account, tumblr account, gmail account or any other account will have legal consequences
ps3: i emailed you, but you started this war with your “why in the world woudl I want to advertise on your site?”. Why in the world? I would prefer just a fucking NO THANKS. stop it, please.

From: Tiki God
aw, go suck a dick, you piece of dick cheese.  you want to initiate
contact with me and insult me and then get sand all up in your vag
when you’re called out on it?

Your email isn’t private you stupid shit.  Take all the legal
consequences you want, but seeing as you don’t appear to be able to
set up a site on your own, and have to resort to using a third party
service, I have doubts that you would even known how to find a lawyer
in the yellow pages.  You chose to publish your email on facebook,
just like you chose to publish it for google to see.  And then you
chose to email someone demanding money, as if we had a prior
established relationship.  Well fuck that, and fuck you.

Once I get a summons or order from a judge I’ll take your “info” down.
Or maybe you can apologize about being a douche.  You’ll notice that
I was never rude to you, until you started flinging around highschool
insults that had me quaking in my socks (yeah bitch, I don’t wear
shoes.)

In fact, I’m going to CC my legal team on this, if/when you decide to
press charges for your hurt feelings, feel free to email them too.

–Adam Selvidge

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