Parking Lot ASSHOLE

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    WaltherKid

    Now…folks do ish like that to put distance between their vehicle and others to avoid dings, i think, but seriously isn’t somebody just gonna kick or key it? Needs a handful of “smartcars” to surround it. The one time a car pulled this at my old company, a few of us double-parked to block that car in.

    j_bryon

    I was with my younger cousin (and his POS truck)once and saw a new Corvette parked liked this at a Wal-Mart. This douche even parked like this and away from other cars. So, my cousin parked his POS truck about 3 inches from the drivers side door of the Corvette just to prove a point. We then hid out in the vestibule and watched until the prick came out and walked up to his car. The guy looked like the world was coming to an end!

    RSIxidor

    Haha, for a second I thought this was about the cracks in the pavement.

    jonblaze81

    Someone should key that asshole.

    HoChunk

    1. Hike on over to yonder woods
    2. Gather up half a dozen large pinecones
    3. Return, stuff into tailpipe(s)
    4. ?????
    5. PROFIT!!!

    blowbags

    he’d certainley be wondering why his exhaust was giving off a smell of angry piss if it wasn’t a busy place

    sherlockbonez

    Ok, who let the blind kid park the car?

    deuce

    Man, if I saw that, he’d be lucky to get away with just a car-length key-mark, and not 4 slashed tires.

    RobWar

    in a perfect world i’d have been there … smash drivers side window and piss on seat

    natedog

    with a shovel

    spamname

    you piss with a shovel? video or gtfo

    Jesus Christ

    fucking lol’d

    nyoki

    i c wat u did ther

    SumoSnipe

    It is natedog. I would believe it.

    WistfulD

    Nah, then he’d just bawl bloody tears to the insurance company. You have to be subtle, and do damages that diminish the ego, but are expensive enough to repair not to be worth doing out of pocket, but would raise the deductible too much to file a claim. An intricate keying that spells out “douche” on all the main panels seems appropriate.

    Marrock

    One place I worked at had an asshat that did this with his corvette… so I used a forklift to move it so it parked the same way blocking four handicapped spaces after a while one of the managers saw it and had security call the cops and a towtruck.

    ElmoJones

    Cool story, bro?

    WistfulD

    Too bad it’s bull.

    Bark

    would let a couple of the tires air out

    Andre666

    I once made wood wedges w nails sticking out and placed them under this wankers tyres, so that they weren’t visible on the outside. regardless of which way he drove off, at least 2 of his tyres would go off. It worked. The funny things is, he ended up cutting his own tyres! It was a large truck and according to law here, he must check the tyres before driving off. AHAH

    HoChunk
    drifterz28

    the only time that is ok is if the car has a price tag over 150,000 other than that parallel park two cars around it

    outlanderssc

    Even if the car is worth $$$, park at the far end of the lot and walk, don’t steal three spaces from the people who don’t have ego issues. Owning an expensive car doesn’t give anyone special rights

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    Owning a tank does.

    AliceH

    Hey, is that Rocky Mountain National Park? That looks like the Bear Lake parking lot…

    100110110110010

    Could be Yosemite

    Atrocity

    Magnum 44 marker + THANKS FOR PARKING LIKE A FUCKHEAD = point made.

    W

    His or her seed should be removed from the general gene pool.

    teezy weezy

    Really worth getting all excited about? just, ah fuck it, do what you want pussies.

    dogsurfer

    Damaging someone’s property is passive aggressive behavior, and diminishes your own integrity. Express your concerns directly to them. Otherwise…leave a note, using your non-writing hand, bad grammar intentional.
    “I not like how you parking, so I did it to you car”.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    I’d suggest using thermite, but it’d probably fuck up every other car in the lot, and then the trees.

    Actually that’d be pretty cool.

    Deleted_User

    spray paint dickhead on it

    dhg4983

    Everyone talks so big, slash his tires, key his car, break his windows. What why not just wait for him (or her) and kill him and whoever is with him. But of course this is all talk and in real life no one would do shit.

    nyoki

    You don’t my hubby and his large knife, that goes w/ him everywhere. I’ve seen him puncture tires, put the knife through the radiator of a van, tear a convertible top, cut wires…you get the point. None of that though for simply parking like a douche.

    nyoki

    err *know my hubby…

    storminator

    this is how i park when i drive a 15′ or 24′ box truck.

    Lareon

    if it was a veyron or r8 I’d understand….you’re above the law then

    j_bryon

    An R8? Are we thinking of the same car?

    khyren

    I still carry a valve core removal tool on my keys for this reason… Discover said prick looking for parking, park elsewhere, walk over, remove no less than 2 cores and walk off. The worst one I ever did was remove all 4 and the one in the spare.

    SumoSnipe

    Hmm. I thought the driver was being very thoughtful, leaving all that space for a bear to move around and open that puppy up.

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