They call him MACHETE

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What should have been in grindhouse. Soon to be a full length movie however. It has people worried about a race war in Arizona.

Cant wait to see it.

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    Demon
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    YESSSSSS MACHETE!!!

    natedog
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    YESSSSSS RACE WAR!!!

    Belbo
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    more like slave uprising.

    sherlockbonez
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    I don’t understand why people carry so much shit in movies. Is it better just to carry 1 or 2 good sharp knife instead of 30? How the fuck are you suppose to sit down and have a smoke? It’s like that matrix scene where Neo walks around with 20 guns, you’re better off carrying more ammo than more guns.

    This guy aint going nowhere near my new couch.

    Luke Magnifico
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    Reloading takes more time than just tossing guns and taking new ones.

    Also, carrying loads of weapons is awesome.

    sherlockbonez
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    You should come hunt with us and carry all my guns than. Ammo whores are awesome, pack mules are decidedly nawsome!

    Insanely Rational
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    You’re right, something like this could happen if you carry too many guns:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX8t1zguu_w

    (It’s the suitup scene from “I’m Gonna Git You Sucka”, with the audio copyrighted away by youtube.)

    Error401
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    I hate when YT does that shit.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    This movie sucks ass.

    I saw it probably a month ago.

    Its a God damned joke. A bad joke.

    absurd
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    Danny Treyo..
    they? just fucked with the wrong mexican.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
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    Machete is spanish for machete.

    Lemurian
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    I’m surprised they could get Danny Trejo to touch Lohan.

    Silverwolf
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    One word: hypnosis.

    jediadept
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    The overcoat looks like wings.

    Phyreblade
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    Dannys got great taste in machetes… See a few I wouldn’t mind borrowing.



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