Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today

Added on May 16th, 2010 by dysan819 | Report Post
Tags:Weddings

I got married to this beautiful woman last week! I shooped my eye and the people behind us, how’d I do?

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j_bryon (#112)

13 years ago

Not bad, not bad at all. And your shop skills aren’t too bad either.

WaltherKid (#2507)

13 years ago

good job. what beach?

dysan819 (#10403)

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Reply to WaltherKid

13 years ago

Lido Beach in Sarasota, Fl.

ian356094 (#3738)

13 years ago

Congrats. Good shop too.

The_Royal_We (#12248)

13 years ago

shoop is a plus. congrats man!

MikeBabaguh (#2366)

13 years ago

Your crooked eyeball freaks me out, but I likely wouldn’t have noticed it had you not said anything.

Robert Spam (#9960)

13 years ago

Good job on the shop and congratulations. I wonder how many people caught the reference in the title?

nyoki (#3444)

Reply to Robert Spam

13 years ago

I’m sure everyone caught it.

Phyreblade (#1414)

Reply to nyoki

13 years ago

Ditto.

“The Wing?”

Halon50 (#2212)

Reply to Phyreblade

13 years ago

“Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

Halon50 (#2212)

Reply to Phyreblade

13 years ago

As …. you …. wish!

nyoki (#3444)

Reply to Halon50

13 years ago

www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes?qt0482765

Phyreblade (#1414)

Reply to nyoki

13 years ago

Awww… I missed two words in my quote… But I was close…

“Have you the Wing?”

Grandpa: She doesn’t get eaten by the eels at this time
The Grandson: What?
Grandpa: The eel doesn’t get her. I’m explaining to you because you look nervous.
The Grandson: I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit “concerned” but that’s not the same thing.

The King: What was that for?
Buttercup: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won’t be seeing you again since I’m killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
The King: Won’t that be nice. She kissed me.

Man… I love that movie…

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

13 years ago

Rememeber her place is in the kitchen.

Andre666 (#3479)

13 years ago

i currently have a black eye, given to me by my oriental girlfriend. >>WATCH OUT<< they have a mean punch

DMYTRIW WDS (#16438)

Reply to Andre666

13 years ago

Is it because you referred to her as oriental?

Awesome1 (#3992)

13 years ago

Gooood. Now just shave that goatee.

mousestalker (#10669)

13 years ago

Cute couple. Congratulations!

Dragunov (#7888)

13 years ago

How much did she cost?

hufnmouth (#3256)

13 years ago

Congrats, man.

Word from the wise: Remember your vows, always communicate, always listen, find new ways to be in love.

AustinDav (#3474)

Reply to hufnmouth

13 years ago

Best advice I’ve heard: Never bad-mouth her to anyone else. Do not discuss her flaws with anyone, not even your mother (especially not your mother). This brings a great level of trust into the relationship, and it’s none of their business anyway. It’s worked for me.