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May 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm
y r u so mad?
May 9, 2010 at 5:19 pm
u mad?
May 9, 2010 at 5:27 pm
LOLUMAD
srsly tho, u ned 2 l2typew/ocussing b4 u worry bout mah grammer.
May 9, 2010 at 5:13 pm
U went more overboard then u needed and insulted everyone on the inernet and their not gonna stand 4 this. Y r u so meen?
May 9, 2010 at 5:14 pm
*Stands up and begins to slowly clap*
May 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm
if I could only use this in my classroom…
*sighs and joins the applause*
May 9, 2010 at 5:36 pm
*stars booooing*
May 9, 2010 at 5:47 pm
He had to kill their fucking dumbshit asses?
I’m sure he’d shit himself to the sight of a decomposing body
May 9, 2010 at 5:53 pm
*joins the applause as well*
May 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm
I would join the applause, but there were so many grammatical errors that I want to find the person that made this and “kill their fucking dumbshit ass!”
May 9, 2010 at 6:15 pm
*adds to the growing applause*
May 9, 2010 at 6:21 pm
damn, i have this submitted. it’s in the queue now and will drop in 4 days
nsfw.myconfinedspace.com/2010/05/13/grammar-nazi-3/
May 10, 2010 at 1:40 am
😀
May 9, 2010 at 6:47 pm
BAWWWWWW
This is stupid. I think it’s pretty clear that the way people type on the internet is a direct result of shortcuts taken in, generally, fast-paced IM conversations as well as in texting, in the days before phones came equipped with QWERTY keyboards and were able to hold like 160+ characters per message.
Besides this isn’t English class and AP/MLA formatting isn’t required. Not to mention the fact that’s it’s generally much easier to include the nuances found in spoken language into typed/written when you’re given more liberty with spelling and/or grammar, even with syntax.
May 9, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Also, everyone (e1) has shortcuts they use. I almost always use w/ and w/o (with and without), not sure why I picked these three up. I don’t even know where or when I picked them up.
Then I have some math shortcuts that I use in normal writing:
st = such that
?, + = and
? = or
? = all, every
? = each
~ = approximately
? = nada,
There’s prolly (probably) more, but I can’t think of them now.
May 9, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Damnit, when did alts stop working?
May 9, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Are you talking about windows macros? Like Alt+0248 for ø?
Those have never worked in HTML.
May 9, 2010 at 10:28 pm
¶ always works, why don’t others?
May 9, 2010 at 7:19 pm
*joins the thunderous applause*
May 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
tl:dr
May 9, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Definately.
May 9, 2010 at 9:22 pm
lol?
May 9, 2010 at 8:26 pm
*applauds*
I was looking for Mother’s Day cards the other day, and found one that said, “Mom ur the best, I love u.” I was like what the fucking shit. Shit like that has its place, like when you have limited amounts of space or time. Anywhere else is the place for proper fucking English, because no ones going to take your high-functioning Aspergers, marathon-running, million-dollar-making, supermodel-banging ass seriously if you spell like a fucking retard. I mean shit, it’s not hard…
May 9, 2010 at 8:36 pm
WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
THERE’S A THUNDEROUS NOISE HERE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE SAYING!
WHAAAAT?!
May 9, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Agreed. When I’m writing anything important, I use full proper spelling and grammar. If I’m explaining, it’ll be proper, even here. If I’m just quick commenting, whatev.
May 9, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Interesting, but it turns out that nobody writes as if they’re illiterate. They write as though they were illiterate.
May 10, 2010 at 1:10 am
🙂
May 9, 2010 at 10:48 pm
This would be cool, if there weren’t so many grammatical errors in it.
May 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm
^ This
May 10, 2010 at 11:45 am
EXTREME ENGLISH
*joins applause* Now I am an good grammar user.
May 10, 2010 at 12:36 pm
i’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you used “an” incorrectly on purpose! XD
May 10, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I’ll join with everyone else in wishing I could applaud this message if not for all the grammatical errors the author himself isn’t consistently using. Also, a great deal of punctuation is missing in some places, but used in others (asking rhetorical questions still requires a question mark).
It’s like seeing an Olympic gymnast set up for a great vault and spin through the air perfectly, only to slam face-first into the mat.
The fun in being a grammar nazi is catching other grammar nazis fumble. (And yes, I text in whole words and complete sentences when needing information).
May 12, 2010 at 12:06 pm
somebody needs a hug.