Victory thru Superior… PowerPoint Slides?

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Via MSNBC, reprinted in the New York Times.

“When we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war.” — General Stanley McChrystal

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    12 Responses to Victory thru Superior… PowerPoint Slides?

    1. Construct an adjacency matrix and solving for the eigenvectors. Doesn’t the military have any mathematicians?

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    2. No one actually gives a shit about diff eq. or linear algebra.

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      • Consultants are never finished.

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        • Indeed. This needs to be previewed by the defense support group before being re-reviewed by the change initiative group before being put on hold by the incompetent director due to a personal objection by the overweight policy manager who simply wants attention despite previous passive approval 2 years ago

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          • Before being analyzed and cipher keys made, copied (in quadruplicate) and attached to original document fot further analysis pending approval by administrative security, so it can then be forwarded to Strategic oversight committee for evaluation for possible incongruencies and unintended snafus that could lead to it being sent back down to the defense support group for further revision.

            You cant rush a perfect plan. These things take time.

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    3. Relax your eyes and you’ll see Bin Laden on a sailboat.

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    4. Reformat this to a 6 dimensional graph and everything will appear much simpler.

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    5. If I say tomorrow a truck load of soldiers will be blown up… nobody panics… because that’s all a part of the plan.

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