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Conquest Knight XV
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April 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm
ah, because the H2 was so small, right?
May 2, 2010 at 12:26 am
no, because the Hummer is not armor plated and bullet proof.
May 2, 2010 at 3:26 pm
no, i’m pretty sure it’s because people will always need some bigger, better product to make them feel better and to show of their status/wealth to everyone around them
May 2, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I’m gonna go with the Hummer just didn’t look evil enough. Compared to this, the H2 looks like a Tonka Truck.
May 2, 2010 at 12:30 am
for those with an extra tiny penis
May 2, 2010 at 11:41 am
Yeah… I would love to ride around town in one of those things. I mean, we have to compensate for our other shortcomings somehow right?
May 2, 2010 at 12:35 am
Or those with phat beats
May 2, 2010 at 12:38 am
Where did this Big Car = Tiny Penis compensation thing come from? Somehow, I bet it was from someone who drove a small car. Just saying.
Also, It could also be for those who get shot at frequently, like anyone from east or south of Poland.
May 2, 2010 at 3:46 pm
It’s been around for ages. Roughly since the 50s when bigger cars meant more lavish cars (with some exceptions, the MG was tiny but awesome). Basically any very public showing off of your supposed good fortune implies you really NEED everyone to see how awesome you are. This implies that your overcompensating or trying to hide something. It doesn’t really have to be a small penis, but that’s a good shorthand for whatever a guy might actually be overcompensating for (an addict, not as rich as he’d like to pretend, crappy job, father beet him as a child, hates his wife, or just possibly actually a small penis).
May 2, 2010 at 12:40 am
I hate the type of consumer that allows for this sort of retarded idea.
May 2, 2010 at 12:41 am
Where’s the turret?
May 2, 2010 at 1:17 am
Good… GOD. Fuck whatever dream car you may have. This one can and will mercilessly rape it.
May 2, 2010 at 1:34 am
If batman owned an suv…
May 2, 2010 at 3:43 am
For fuck’s sake, how the hell are you supposed to park that thing?
And don’t say “Any way you want to” because that’s just stupid.
May 2, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Whatever way you desire.
May 2, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Haha. I asked for it….
May 2, 2010 at 7:34 am
oooo! it’s got cup holders!
May 2, 2010 at 11:24 am
The real question is how would this perform in a zombie apocalypse?
May 2, 2010 at 11:47 am
Very, very well indeed I expect.
May 2, 2010 at 11:28 am
And for all the bells and whistles…it still has shitty temperature control dials.
May 2, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Those are ford control units…
May 2, 2010 at 11:51 am
Man o man, what a chick magnet!!
May 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
It’s fully armored from the factory… they nixed the Whale Penis Leather interior after the environmentalists got in an uproar.
May 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
That was the Dartz Prombron’ actually.
May 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
For large $$$ and small dicks…
May 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
If you buy this truck it should come with a shirt or banner that says “hey look mom no penis”
May 3, 2010 at 10:39 am
I hope the fucking thing runs on a plutonium slug, or every trip to the gas station’ll be a serious case of wallet-rape.
May 3, 2010 at 6:56 pm
For real… Though if you could afford this, that probably wouldn’t be a problem…