Conquest Knight XV

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Civilian version of www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/23/gurkha-lapv/

Starting at only $489,000.

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    28 Responses to Conquest Knight XV

    1. ah, because the H2 was so small, right?

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    2. no, because the Hummer is not armor plated and bullet proof.

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    3. for those with an extra tiny penis

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    4. Where did this Big Car = Tiny Penis compensation thing come from? Somehow, I bet it was from someone who drove a small car. Just saying.

      Also, It could also be for those who get shot at frequently, like anyone from east or south of Poland.

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      • It’s been around for ages. Roughly since the 50s when bigger cars meant more lavish cars (with some exceptions, the MG was tiny but awesome). Basically any very public showing off of your supposed good fortune implies you really NEED everyone to see how awesome you are. This implies that your overcompensating or trying to hide something. It doesn’t really have to be a small penis, but that’s a good shorthand for whatever a guy might actually be overcompensating for (an addict, not as rich as he’d like to pretend, crappy job, father beet him as a child, hates his wife, or just possibly actually a small penis).

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    5. I hate the type of consumer that allows for this sort of retarded idea.

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    6. Good… GOD. Fuck whatever dream car you may have. This one can and will mercilessly rape it.

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    7. If batman owned an suv…

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    8. For fuck’s sake, how the hell are you supposed to park that thing?
      And don’t say “Any way you want to” because that’s just stupid.

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    9. oooo! it’s got cup holders!

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    10. The real question is how would this perform in a zombie apocalypse?

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    11. And for all the bells and whistles…it still has shitty temperature control dials.

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    12. Man o man, what a chick magnet!!

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    13. It’s fully armored from the factory… they nixed the Whale Penis Leather interior after the environmentalists got in an uproar.

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    14. For large $$$ and small dicks…

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    15. If you buy this truck it should come with a shirt or banner that says “hey look mom no penis”

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    16. I hope the fucking thing runs on a plutonium slug, or every trip to the gas station’ll be a serious case of wallet-rape.

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