What Jesus said about homosexuals

Added on April 30th, 2010 by DMYTRIW WDS | Report Post
Tags:Gay, Religion, Sad :(

I’m sure it was taken out of context

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natedog (#1905)

13 years ago

OP is a faggot

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

Reply to natedog

13 years ago

faggot is such a strong word try cock sucker.

natedog (#1905)

Reply to #makecasemdsgreatagain

13 years ago

you’re a cock sucker, can i try you?

oldnoob (#5571)

13 years ago

Jesus never say. Bible is a series of stories that others write down what they thought jesus would say. It’s not any more credible than LotR or Harry fucking Potter.

micah538 (#10291)

13 years ago

Leviticus 18:22
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.”

I know, I know, thats not Jesus, thats his father speaking, I’m just questioning the propaganda here.

Think Tank (#15596)

Reply to micah538

13 years ago

God just talked to me. He said that he made a mistake and gays are cool now. He also said that people should stop giving the church money and just give it to me instead. Now, since I, a mortal man, just passed on the supposed “Word of God”, it must be true. Right?

storminator (#2681) (MCS+)

Reply to Think Tank

13 years ago

wow- god spoke to ME, too!! he told me that gay sex is all good. he also mentioned that we really should start to tax the churches. what a great guy.

draikyn (#4247)

Reply to storminator

13 years ago

God just spoke to me and said that he actually meant guys can fuck like rabbits as long as they don’t lie about it. Unless it’s to a woman. lie to women all you like.

ItalianDragn (#11173)

13 years ago

well… All I know is that some scientists were able to make a pill to turn gay sheep straight…. so how long till we can correct the chemical imbalance in humans that turns them homo?

dagonz (#10261)

Reply to ItalianDragn

13 years ago

I’d be interested to see your source material.

draikyn (#4247)

Reply to dagonz

13 years ago

well all I know is that some scientists were able to resurrect Godzilla to fight the Christians, but the Christians stole the scientists’ practices and resurrected raptor-jesus and an epic battle is iminent. Srsly.

gor (#2620)

13 years ago

This guy is actually pretty safe from the Christians he may have offended, but if he drew a cartoon about Muhammad a Muslim death squad would chop off his head, really.