The Trustworthiness Of Beards

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    1. “The Terrorist” (similar to The Philosopher but not pointy-ending) is missing.

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    2. Cop Mustache should be just to the left of hitler

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    3. wow, I’m Goatee + Tash. I’m super trustworthy!

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    4. I’m sorry, but I’d trust a Handlebar before the Statetrooper

      Also, this chart omits the most trustworthy of all beards: Clean shaven.

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    5. Awesome, but also missing:

      The Musketeer (pointed goatee & mustache –ends of mustache curl upwards)

      Tarantula Fangs (like an unkempt Hitler –extremely rare)

      Chester the Molester (wispy, low-testosterone attempt at a mustache –looks like wearer plucked arm hairs & glued them to his upper lip)

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    6. Good to know I’m more than mildly trustworthy.

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    7. Although we have the Horse-shoe, what about the full Fu-Manchu beard/tache or The Spiv?

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    8. Chin strap and Goatee

      I’m questionably neutral.

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    9. At first glance I thought Werewolf was “Pedobear”. I was thinking that one is way too far right.

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      • This would be a mistake. I’ve known many a trustworthy werewolf. They just aren’t the deceptive type. This is perhaps how Pedobear gets away with things but We cannot blame the werewolves for his behavior. Heck, some of my best friends are werewolves…

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    10. Third from left.But don`t you have to give a shit to be trustworthy?

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