The Trustworthiness Of Beards
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April 30, 2010 at 6:10 am
“The Terrorist” (similar to The Philosopher but not pointy-ending) is missing.
April 30, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I’d put “The Terrorist” equal to or even right of “The Hitler”.
April 30, 2010 at 2:13 pm
“-” for you cuz you are racist. You shouldn’t be. Its bad.
April 30, 2010 at 10:43 pm
It’s infinitely more racist to categorize terrorists as a single ethnic/racial group than it is to say that terrorists are bad people.
May 1, 2010 at 1:58 am
Who said anything about terrorists? He used the name that shall not be spoken, he must be a racist.
April 30, 2010 at 8:34 am
Cop Mustache should be just to the left of hitler
April 30, 2010 at 2:13 pm
“+” for you, cuz you’re a stoner, and I like stoners.
April 30, 2010 at 9:34 am
wow, I’m Goatee + Tash. I’m super trustworthy!
April 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm
“+” for you, cuz I like Goatee+Tash.
April 30, 2010 at 9:43 am
I’m sorry, but I’d trust a Handlebar before the Statetrooper
Also, this chart omits the most trustworthy of all beards: Clean shaven.
April 30, 2010 at 10:37 am
Huh? You mean you trust a pre-pubescent boy over a man, as you know, all men have beards?
April 30, 2010 at 2:16 pm
“+” for you, cuz I liked Leon, where Jean Reno played. You have Jean Reno as your profile picture.
April 30, 2010 at 10:08 am
Awesome, but also missing:
The Musketeer (pointed goatee & mustache –ends of mustache curl upwards)
Tarantula Fangs (like an unkempt Hitler –extremely rare)
Chester the Molester (wispy, low-testosterone attempt at a mustache –looks like wearer plucked arm hairs & glued them to his upper lip)
April 30, 2010 at 11:17 am
Good to know I’m more than mildly trustworthy.
April 30, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Although we have the Horse-shoe, what about the full Fu-Manchu beard/tache or The Spiv?
April 30, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Chin strap and Goatee
I’m questionably neutral.
April 30, 2010 at 1:04 pm
At first glance I thought Werewolf was “Pedobear”. I was thinking that one is way too far right.
April 30, 2010 at 7:59 pm
This would be a mistake. I’ve known many a trustworthy werewolf. They just aren’t the deceptive type. This is perhaps how Pedobear gets away with things but We cannot blame the werewolves for his behavior. Heck, some of my best friends are werewolves…
April 30, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Third from left.But don`t you have to give a shit to be trustworthy?