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deus ex machina?



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    Jicty

    so what operating system are they talking about, linux?

    Phyreblade

    Gotta be Linux.
    Only the devil could have come up with Windows…

    Senshi

    I tried to get online with god. All I got was 404.

    v0id

    Dear customers,

    We are currently migrating from our windows host to a linux based host. Please bear with us.

    Heaven

    v0id

    ah damn… slow… I should have also written; “Please bear with us and hope for a smooth transition”…

    v0id

    no no… fuck… *pray for a smooth transition….

    Phyreblade

    God isn’t in your IM list is he…

    v0id

    what do you mean?

    Phyreblade

    Your Deity IM skills appear lacking. 😛

    NoOneInParticular

    Well, that certainly answers the tough questions like “why is there suffering?”… heaven runs on Windows. We’ve all gone through that suffering. 🙂

    goatsgomoo

    A new operating… program?

    ledhed

    i gave it a try once. it wasn’t freeware like they advertised. turns out they want 10% of your gross income to keep the connection open.

    Think Tank

    Jesus needs new sandals…

    deuce

    I’d imagine God is like your grandfather who goes out and buys a shitty Compaq mini-tower from Staples and calls you 59023572 times a day to figure out why the internet isn’t automatically showing him full-length movies on demand, and you find out he’s got the ethernet jack plugged into the phone line and doesn’t even have dialup service set up. A couple months later you find his browsing history is full of links to shoddy black girl anal porn sites.

    Phyreblade

    Sacrilege! You’d think He’d have the good taste to at least go to the classy black girl anal porn sites… What an uncouth deity…

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