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deus ex machina?


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    Jicty
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    so what operating system are they talking about, linux?

    Phyreblade
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    Gotta be Linux.
    Only the devil could have come up with Windows…

    Senshi
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    Senshi

    I tried to get online with god. All I got was 404.

    v0id
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    Dear customers,

    We are currently migrating from our windows host to a linux based host. Please bear with us.

    Heaven

    v0id
    Member

    ah damn… slow… I should have also written; “Please bear with us and hope for a smooth transition”…

    v0id
    Member

    no no… fuck… *pray for a smooth transition….

    Phyreblade
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    God isn’t in your IM list is he…

    v0id
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    what do you mean?

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Your Deity IM skills appear lacking. 😛

    NoOneInParticular
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    Well, that certainly answers the tough questions like “why is there suffering?”… heaven runs on Windows. We’ve all gone through that suffering. 🙂

    goatsgomoo
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    A new operating… program?

    ledhed
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    i gave it a try once. it wasn’t freeware like they advertised. turns out they want 10% of your gross income to keep the connection open.

    Think Tank
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    Think Tank

    Jesus needs new sandals…

    deuce
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    I’d imagine God is like your grandfather who goes out and buys a shitty Compaq mini-tower from Staples and calls you 59023572 times a day to figure out why the internet isn’t automatically showing him full-length movies on demand, and you find out he’s got the ethernet jack plugged into the phone line and doesn’t even have dialup service set up. A couple months later you find his browsing history is full of links to shoddy black girl anal porn sites.

    Phyreblade
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    Sacrilege! You’d think He’d have the good taste to at least go to the classy black girl anal porn sites… What an uncouth deity…

    Pants
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