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16 Responses to get online with god

  1. so what operating system are they talking about, linux?

  2. I tried to get online with god. All I got was 404.

  3. A new operating… program?

  4. i gave it a try once. it wasn’t freeware like they advertised. turns out they want 10% of your gross income to keep the connection open.

  5. I’d imagine God is like your grandfather who goes out and buys a shitty Compaq mini-tower from Staples and calls you 59023572 times a day to figure out why the internet isn’t automatically showing him full-length movies on demand, and you find out he’s got the ethernet jack plugged into the phone line and doesn’t even have dialup service set up. A couple months later you find his browsing history is full of links to shoddy black girl anal porn sites.

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