Superior Blowjob

A man feels lonely one night, so he calls an escort service. When the girl arrives, she’s the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. He asks her for a blowjob. She smiles. “All right baby, I give the best blowjobs in the country. There’s just one thing: I can only do it in the dark.” The man gets pretty excited. He sits down on his armchair and turns off the lamp next to him, plunging the room into darkness. He hears some fumbling, and pretty soon shes going at it. She’s right; it’s the best blowjob in the country.

The next day he calls her again and asks her to come over. He sits back in his armchair and turns off the lamp. It’s better than the first time. He can’t believe how good it is. He wonders how the hell she’s doing it. So the next day he calls her again, determined to find out her technique. When she’s blowing him for the third time in darkness, he reaches his hand out to turn on his lamp, but knocks a small round object off the table. He turns on the lamp to find a glass eye on the floor.



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    5 Responses ttto Superior Blowjob

    1. hvymetal86 says:

      Read it before, but it gives a new connotation to “skull fucking”

    2. hufnmouth says:

      Ugh. I almost vomited.

    3. SimTek says:

      I know this chick. Every time I call her and tell her that I’m coming over for a visit she tells me that she’ll…wait for it…keep an eye out for me.

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