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A Grade 5 Class is being asked 3 syllable words. Each kid is asked to stand up and say a word. 1st Kid – Banana, 2nd kid telephone…. etc

Comes to Little Billy and he just doesn’t get it…. Teachers says:

Your homework tonight is to learn a 3 syllable word and tell us before we start class tomorrow.

Next Day the Teacher asks Billy:

Billy stands up and says: “Contagious”

Teacher is floored….. “Where did you learn that word?”

Billy: Last night during the snow storm, my mom was outside shoveling…. My Dad looked out the window and said:

“It is gonna take that Contagious!”

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    lhamilt2
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    someone explain this to me…

    rebelyell2006
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    Imagine the little kid sounds like a redneck. And read it aloud in a redneck voice.

    Chenoan
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    OOOOOH,
    I see…we don’t have rednecks in our country. But i get it now…

    …not quite as funny anymore..

    natedog
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    >mom is shovelling

    >dad says it’s gonna take that cunt ages

    /oklahoma werd skillage

    lhamilt2
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    thank you so much!! i’m at work, so i didn’t want to try to sound it out! XD

    Caio
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    Thank you for explainin that to to me natedog i am not accustomed to your ways

    rundinj
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    yea joke fail

    Atrocity
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    Worst word play ever.



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