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April 22, 2010 at 9:37 pm
I approve
April 22, 2010 at 9:50 pm
This is what PETA does on the weekend
April 22, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Good. One less little bastard clogging up the world.
April 24, 2010 at 2:13 am
I knew there was a reason why I like you.
April 22, 2010 at 9:59 pm
As long as that’s a future PETA member, I see no problems.
If it was supposed to be a normal, functioning member of society on the other hand…
April 22, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Get a life,PETA.Nobody really gives a shit about animals.
April 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm
I like animals more than people. The more babies bashed over the head at birth, the better. There’s a serious infestation of this planet, they drain all natural resources, destroy everything and seem to think they’re invincible.
It’s enough to make me wish I would be around for the apocalypse, just to watch everyone perish.
“But we thought we were so relevant to the universe!”
April 22, 2010 at 10:22 pm
They? Not you, though.
April 22, 2010 at 10:45 pm
No, including me. I don’t feel self-righteous. I’ve chosen not to reproduce and I’m pretty ok with the planet slowly becoming inhabitable for humanity. 99% of species to ever exist on this planet are now exinct, yet there’s this illusion that we’re too precious to succumb to that. Makes me giggle.
April 22, 2010 at 11:12 pm
This has to seriously be one of the most asinine responses/comments I’ve ever read on this topic. If only we could find some sort of way to convert the staggering amount of sheer bullshit you’re spewing into some sort of bio diesel, humanity would be set for the next ten thousand fucking years.
Seriously, 99% of species to ever exist on this planet are now extinct? The fuck does that have to do with humanity overpopulating? I’m pretty sure humans didn’t have much to do with the cataclysmic event that killed the dinosaurs and other creatures from about 65 million years ago. Or the other extinctions events that occurred even before that.
You’re probably one of those dumbshits that watches movies like The Happening and thinks something like that is going to happen one day, and you’ll laugh while it does because only you and your hippie fucking commune were in tune enough with Mother Earth’s spirit to see it coming.
April 24, 2010 at 11:19 am
I think the point Erin was making was that most things go extinct, for whatever reason, and humans will probably one day go extinct too. Not that we caused all the extinctions (although we have caused an obscene amount).
But we have a hard time imagining that. Just like we have a hard time imaging the collapse of an empire when we are living in it. But it always happen.
Humans are remarkably adaptable though. It would be difficult to wipe us out without destroying the whole planet.
April 22, 2010 at 11:13 pm
By the way, thanks for choosing not to reproduce you ignorant, misinformed cow.
April 22, 2010 at 11:17 pm
mmmm, and you use a classic example of the Pity Riposte. Pretending that you are somehow above us mere mortals. Look at you “giggling” because of your supposed Omniscience on the matter of humanities fate. Tell me do you tape a picture of yourself to the face of your lover? I have no problem with extinction. I have misanthropic tendencies myself. It’s just that this is the same mentality that i see in Pro-life groups hanging up pictures of abortions in college dorms and bus stops. It doesn’t work. It pisses people off and ends up Tarring the reputation of what could end up being a respectable cause or group. Now call me Droll and Pathetic then go on a rant about corporate-globalization.
April 22, 2010 at 11:55 pm
haha, fuck. Get angry. HOW DARE I?
April 23, 2010 at 12:25 am
Thumb down my comments more. It’s the only semi-competent thing you are apparently capable of. He’re I em gunna maek typeng end spelleng erro rs fir U to rag on me abowt.
April 23, 2010 at 1:15 am
ok!
April 23, 2010 at 1:42 am
?_?
April 23, 2010 at 1:43 am
fucking-a tiki. This site doesn’t accept kannada letters?
April 24, 2010 at 2:18 am
Forums too. Annoying.
April 22, 2010 at 10:39 pm
I’m sure if that was your baby or one of your friends you would be humming a different tune you self righteous fuck. Please do the world a favor and sterilize yourself. After all you will help prevent spreading this supposed infestation. It’s bad enough that we have douchebags using religion to justify their insanity. We don’t need assholes using some morally abstract environmentalist justification to slaughter innocent people.
April 22, 2010 at 10:46 pm
bawwwwwwwww
April 22, 2010 at 11:20 pm
LOLZ U TROLLZ MEH!
April 23, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Lotus, I think you and I need to fight it out for the Righteous Indignation Championships.
April 24, 2010 at 2:11 am
…and you just lost, the game, ha!
April 24, 2010 at 2:38 am
Indeed good sir, but i warn you, i am a master of Capslock.
April 22, 2010 at 10:52 pm
um… scuze me mr lotus eater… you do realize that no seal is ashually going to club a human baby to death, right?
there are like laws and stuff against that sort of thing pretty much everywhere…
whats with the uber strong outburst? your kid get killed by a walrus or something?
April 22, 2010 at 10:56 pm
You get used to it. At least he wasn’t yelling.
April 22, 2010 at 11:10 pm
No, my family was gang raped by sea lions.
April 23, 2010 at 3:44 am
It’s true, I seen the before and after photo. It was horrendous. I Should have never clicked on that link labeled “see lion happy happy funtime”
April 23, 2010 at 6:38 pm
LOL… You sound like Mr. Smith…
You do, of course, realize that people are animals too…?
I agree about humans having this tendency towards the abuse of natural resources and over population, however having walruses bashing babies over the head seems like an impractical solution…
April 24, 2010 at 2:20 am
The prodigal son returns!
April 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
Prodigiously!
April 22, 2010 at 10:48 pm
I give a shit, just not that much of a shit.
April 22, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Hard hitting….. ba da da pshh
April 22, 2010 at 10:08 pm
no way you could kill anything by using a club in the mouth..no way you could get enough swinging force behind it, probably just enough to knock the baby over. oh and FU PETA!
April 22, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Good effort, PETA. It’s just too bad that Pen and Teller’s BULLSHIT caught you destroying animals and keeping them in your GIANT FUCKING FREEZER.
I’ll give you credit though, you sure know how to make disgusting and offensive advertisements, too bad it’s all bullshit.
April 22, 2010 at 10:30 pm
This is what PETA actually believes.
Oh wait, is PETA a religion?
April 22, 2010 at 10:37 pm
Technically no, but their zealotry is indistinguishable from fred phelps or a muslim extremist sect
April 24, 2010 at 2:22 am
Trooth.
April 22, 2010 at 10:51 pm
I’d like to see the seals try those fucking pussies
April 23, 2010 at 9:48 am
Leopard seal: www.mountaininterval.org/photos/images/31-roll/29-cierva-cove-leopard-seal.jpg
Eats sharks… would fucking own you, lol.
April 22, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Help control the human population… give a seal a weapon.
April 22, 2010 at 11:04 pm
In Soviet Russia…
April 23, 2010 at 12:52 am
i lol’d
April 22, 2010 at 11:12 pm
So…seals work at Family Planning now?
April 22, 2010 at 11:21 pm
Lousy democrats. Next thing you know they will let them vote.
April 22, 2010 at 11:23 pm
My first look at this, I thought the seal was killing itself with a katana through its mouth.
April 23, 2010 at 12:12 am
This should be the kid of that dumbfuck that posted the peed stick with two lines.
April 23, 2010 at 3:42 am
ugly baby. looks like something out of a tool music video.
if i’m not mistaken, we do kill seals pretty much only for their coat, so i dont think much of that industry. however, not culling the seal population seriously jeopardizes (sp?:() the “population” of certain kinds of fish like the cod. and arctic cod is so damn tasty. so i guess its sorta justified.
what the heck, atleast they dont have to grow up with both a penor and vag because of all the environmental poisons they absorb. which is why we dont eat them.
April 23, 2010 at 10:59 pm
You are mistaken. We do eat them. And the skins are only fetching about $20 these days, because of the EU.
Seals do eat a lot of cod, but the cod stocks are depeted because of terrible mismanagement of the fishery locally, and foreign overfishing.
I am waaay more concerned about the fast-approaching collapse of the ocean’s ecosystems, and the famines that will follow. Eat seal now, before that happens and they all starve.
April 24, 2010 at 2:25 am
The more we try to fix one thing, the more we fuck something else up, maybe two something elses.
April 23, 2010 at 6:59 am
I’m against clubbing baby seals. See, the stuff that happens in nightclubs can get pretty naughty, and baby seals are underage and shouldn’t be allowed into nightclubs anyway.
April 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I actually loled.
April 24, 2010 at 2:26 am
Me too…once I ‘got’ it.
I’m a little slow sometimes.
April 23, 2010 at 9:33 am
Please OH please someone shop Case as the baby and post it….
As far as the post goes, not crazy about the seal hunt, not
crazy about many things in life, but we all have to make
a living doing something, and seals are animals, no different
than the animals we eat and wear everyday…Us vs Them ?
I’ll choose us.
April 23, 2010 at 9:44 am
I read an article that the seal hunt is glorified murdering because it doesn’t generate that much revenue.
April 23, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Dreth, seriously? So the hunters go out there just because they like to kill? Like a free pass for psychopaths? Those guys out there are risking their lives to feed their families. Not only do they have to deal with cold and ice, and the stormy sea in winter, but they also have to navigate the Greenpeace boats, the McCartneys, media from all over the planet, and hvymetal86.
April 23, 2010 at 9:43 am
My favorite animal as a child was the harp seal (the ones that are adorably fluffy white when babies) and although now it’s penguins, (and I’m much older) I still want to do what I thought of a while ago.
1) Buy high powered sniper rifle.
2) Buy boat that can get to where those seals are and are hunted.
3) Camouflage boat, rifle, and myself.
4) Shoot those assholes that club the seals dead.
They’re almost never from the US, I won’t get caught, it’ll be fun, and I’m helping the environment in a fun way I find acceptable (aka not by buying a hybrid or turning off my high performance electricity murdering computers)
April 23, 2010 at 10:24 am
due to human activities like cleaning fish at sea and dumping the waste, the seal population is way high and rising, like i said earlier. so its not really helping the environment. cruel as it is, its a correction of an error we previously made. couldnt kill an animal that cute myself tho.
April 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm
neither could I. I’d hug it even if it bit me, lol.
April 24, 2010 at 2:30 am
We have the same trouble w/ deer. They’re so overpopulated that they now come down the mountain and right into my yard…sometimes by the dozens. They’re starving. This is eve after we had a doe season. In the nearly 15 years I’ve lived in this house, this is the first year I’ve actually seen one on my property. Somewhere here on mcs I posted a pic of some of them.
April 24, 2010 at 11:09 am
I’d have a freezer full of venison if i were you…
April 23, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Sweets, you try something like this, and you will be taken care of quietly and efficiently. If you survive the trip to the pack ice, you moron.
April 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm
damn hippies get a hair cut and a proper job and now that’s out the way who gives a shit? come back after we have sorted humanity’s problems
April 24, 2010 at 2:31 am
It’s not possible to separate it like that.
April 24, 2010 at 11:49 am
This IS one of humanity’s problems.
April 23, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Stop killing seal, eat omega-3
April 23, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Oh you ignorant assholes. Man, most of you hate peta as much as I do, but you still believe their bullshit. Baby seals haven’t been hunted for 20 years, but they still use them in their ads, and you still think they are killed. Can’t blame you, I suppose. Why should you care?
And the seals are eaten, actually. It’s not to my taste (it’s black and tastes like a cod liver oil pill) but to each their own. Anyone who gets all high and mighty about a hunt that focusses on wild animals, killed in the wild, from an overabundant species, better not eat a hotdog in front of me, or wear leather, because I will call you a goddamn hypocrite. Yup, seals are cute, but so are lambs, and calves, etc.
Ask yourself why it bothers you so much, and then think about how misplaced your anger is.
The European Union has essentially wiped out the Canadian seal hunt (including the native ones) because they think it is a bad and nasty thing. Meanwhile, they are culling their own seals because the population is booming, but they don’t sully themselves by eating them, they just dump the carcasses.
Seals might seem exotic to you, but they are pretty damn common where I’m from.
And why is clubbing seen as so brutal? Ever been to a slaughterhouse? Me neither, but I’m pretty sure steaks didn’t look like that originally. I’m _pretty_ sure they were once living breathing cows who had a bolt driven through their skull. Or are they just stunned before being hoisted by their heels and eviscerated?
Argh. THINK, people.
And there was a time when wild animals killed us, and ate us. But we got organized and made weapons to stop that. Does peta think only humans eat meat, and therefore we are evil? And everything else eats grass? This ad sucks six ways from sunday.
April 24, 2010 at 2:39 am
Holy shit dude. That was fucking beautiful. Anything else i would add would just pull it down.
April 23, 2010 at 10:50 pm
And that looks like a sea lion. Does anyone hunt them? Harp seals are what they hunt back home. Shorter flippers. Less ugly. Prettier coats. I tried to get some sealskin boots (warm and naturally waterproof) last winter but good luck finding them. Any company that advertises them online gets spammed by peta zombies.
April 24, 2010 at 2:43 am
Possibly. Sea lions are a real big problem in california right now. They were protected by law in the 1970s and since then their numbers have exploded. People have been getting attacked by them.