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What does MCS think? Will you give God a try?


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    Lamb
    Member

    Pshht… Been there, done that.

    hvymetal86
    Member

    Same and decided it’s lame.

    Attercap
    Member

    All the cool kids are worshiping Thor.

    Soong
    Member

    Take your primitive fairy tales and shove them up your ass.

    jimmieq
    Member

    trollers is gonna troll.

    I’m gonna give it a fair shot. If I’m gonna do nothin, I might as well be doin something.

    chaingunner
    Member

    ALSO been there, done that – raised in a protestant environment.
    Waste of 19 years worth of Sunday mornings.

    Fuck religion, honestly.

    v0id
    Member

    HEY… respect… god hears you, and you just hurt his feelings…

    przxqgl
    Member

    if he hurt “god’s” feelings, then “god” is not unchanging, and therefore, not “god”.

    to qualify to be God, the being has to be unchanging, limitless and eternal. if we, as God’s creation, can do anything to hurt God, then it is not God, and we don’t have to worry about it.

    v0id
    Member

    I would be banging my keyboard with my head right now if I was a Jesusfreak. well done sir!

    przxqgl
    Member

    God also exists, and does not exist, at the same time, with no contradictions.

    Flickerdart
    Member

    IF WE CAN HURT IT WE CAN KILL IT

    CHHAAAAAAARGE

    wookie_x
    Member

    It’s the arrogance of Christians that gets to me the most. They assume that, if we don’t believe as they do, that it’s because we’ve never heard their beliefs. They assume that, despite the couple THOUSAND different Christian sects, they and they ALONE know the real truth. How are we to take them seriously if they can’t agree on what their god wants? Reality check. Lumped all together there are about 2 billion Christians in the world. There are some 6.6 billion people in the world. You’re outnumbered. Get over it.

    v0id
    Member

    HEY… respect! The god of christianity is the one and only one true god, becaaaaaaause (drum roll): HE says so. That makes your argument invalid, and you, stupid. So the god of christianity and jesus don’t love you, and thus, you’re going to hell.
    Have a nice trip FUCKER.

    v0id
    Member

    I need 660 moar thumbs down to go to hell…

    Dragyn
    Member

    … And another who believes in a different god who claims to be the only god has equally as valid of an argument.

    And reality check, v0id, the “Christian” God is the same God as the Jewish one and the Islamic one. He’s not a singular, special God only to one religion; Jesus was not His only contribution to mankind.

    v0id
    Member

    Since I am not that smart, what I understood from what you said, is that there is one god, and there are many religions around him? I mean, jewish, christians, muslims believe in the same god (yahweh or god or allah), but they believe in different ways?

    Dragyn
    Member

    Yes, but that only holds for the Judeo-Christian religions. (Islam, Christianity, and Judaism). There are other deities in other religions that are not western/middle eastern based. Should one believe that they are the true gods, their arguments for their gods being as legitimate and the Christian one are equally as valid. And Christianity and Judaism start with a polytheistic mind set. Linguistically, “thou shalt have no other gods before me” implies that there were other gods that could have come before Yahweh in the first place, and merely requests that other deities take a back seat. Indeed, when the ancient… Read more »

    v0id
    Member

    So which god did I make angry and got all those negative votes?

    nyoki
    Member

    You’re having too much fun…please to continue.

    Lareon
    Member

    The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad

    Erin
    Member

    Religion is nothing but the weakness of the human mind. It discourages learning, has no rewards for intellect, the more blind your faith the better Christian you are. It sickens me.

    hufnmouth
    Member

    Been there as a minister. Couldn’t hack the guilt trips. Quit. Now I try to persuade people otherwise.

    Kishi
    Member

    Depends, what is God’s stance on reposts?

    v0id
    Member

    Well, I hate them, so if I am created by him in his own image, then I guess that he hates them too. BUT, tiki apparently loves reposts, so If he is created in god’s own image, then god would like reposts. Thus, God likes and hates reposts.

    SuperClerk
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    SuperClerk

    It’s the arrogance of Atheists that gets to me the most. They assume that, if they don’t believe as we do, that it’s because we’ve never heard their beliefs. They assume that, despite the massive amount of proof of the Bible’s accuracy, they and they ALONE know the real truth. How are we to take them seriously if they can’t actually look into the thing they blindly trash? Reality check. Lumped all together there are about 2 billion Christians in the world. There are some 6.6 billion people in the world. It started with only 12 dudes… I think it’s… Read more »

    Erin
    Member

    2 billion weak and ignorant suckers, it catches on like a virus because people are insecure and need to justify their own life.

    v0id
    Member

    You can accept that god exists, live a mediocre life and hope to go to heaven, or accept the fact that you cannot possibly know the truth and live your life to the fullest.

    (I sometimes really love myself. This is one of them…)

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    What makes you assume that he isn’t living life to their fullest? That’s rather presumptuous don’t you think? I mean i don’t assume atheists are atheist because they have some vendetta against god for an unanswered prayer or because they were raped by priests. I believe in a god and contrary to the popular misconception I’m not living in mortal fear of my soul being damned. This is why atheists get stereotyped as arrogant or smug. Generalizations like that are only going to make things worse for all of us and impede mutual respect and understandings.

    v0id
    Member

    1. I am not atheist, I just can’t possibly know if god exists. I shall find out when I die. 2. I shouldn’t have written “You can accept that god exists”. What I should have written is something about accepting whichever religion as the only true religion, while not respecting the beliefs of others and thus living a life full of obstacles (eg. Don’t eat pork, Don’t fuck on sunday, etc etc). 3. as I said earlier, I don’t know if god exists, and I actually don’t care at the moment. I do know though that religions are a human… Read more »

    v0id
    Member

    in 2. where “thus”, put also. 😀

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    Oh BTW lovely game of Co-intel you are playing here.

    Elepski
    Member

    There was allot of Nazis too… dose not mean it was a good idea. What get me the most about ALL religions.. is that they use it as a shield from public opposition under religious freedom when it facilitates their prejudices against others. The question I have for you is… what if there is a god…. and your following the wrong one?

    v0id
    Member

    I loled.
    Also; what if your god exist(christianity), and you follow the wrong branch of religion?

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    Then it would mean they were following the wrong branch of religion and may or may not be punished for it.

    v0id
    Member

    I do like you and not like you in the same time.

    dagonz
    Member
    dagonz

    The accuracy of the Bible?

    Dude.

    It claims that insects have four legs.

    fr34k
    Member

    Nigger what?
    “massive amount of proof of the Bible’s accuracy”
    Bitch please.

    wookie_x
    Member

    I don’t give a fuck what you believe there, kiddo. Just don’t try to push your beliefs on me, and we’ll be all good.

    Foxy
    Member

    You forget how many of the ancestors of the 2 billion people currently calling themselves Christians were FORCED into Christianity with threats of eternal damnation, torture, or even death if they didn’t. That is why Christianity is so popular these days. However, I think the numbers are declining in this age of information. It’s harder to keep people ignorant of all the other beliefs out there, and Christians are no longer allowed to torture and kill people for not being Christian. As for the accuracy of the bible, that is definitely up for debate. What happened to Jesus between the… Read more »

    Synthetics
    Member

    Raised as a Catholic in Boston, I’m now more inclined to worship the flying spaghetti monster than some “God” up high.
    I respect peoples beliefs, and whom they chose to worship. If you think I’m going to hell, so be it. But it’s hard to go someplace when you don’t believe it exists in the first place…

    Puulaahi
    Member

    I’d rather worship the ocean and a tree then the Christian God.

    mysticalnomad
    Member
    mysticalnomad

    Simply… piss off.

    przxqgl
    Member

    raised a unitarian, became an ordained christian minister and am now a hindu. it’s fine if you want to believe it, but don’t try to convert me.

    fr34k
    Member

    nOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    I’ve been meaning to look into Hinduism. Any books on the subject or “Holy” texts you would recommend? Someone once told me to check out the Vedas. Which book would be best to start with to get a basic understanding of the faith?

    Think Tank
    Member
    Think Tank

    The five Vedas are a good start, but also check out the Bhagavad Gita. It’s the theology in a nutshell, plus it covers some Krishna stuff.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    I’m not familiar with this Jesus theory. Because I am open to outside-the-box thinking, I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and evaluate your theory based on it’s merits, rather than dismissing it out of hand. Can you send me an example where Jesus accurately predicts known experimental results? Also, what experiments would you posit to prove or disprove Jesus? I eagerly await your reply.

    mld
    Member

    no thanks, I’m in a relationship now, and Cthulhu is one spiteful bastidge.

    Cthulhu will be pissed if it finds out I’m stepping out with another belief system behind its back, especially one based on vigin birth, wine and crackers and a zombie jebus…

    so, um no thanks.
    now piss off you troll

    haelduksf
    Member

    I thought same sex relationships were bad.

    v0id
    Member

    They are. Jesus freaks say that jesus (who preached love) said so.

    v0id
    Member

    *unconditional love…

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Don’t speak for me. That is blasphemous. Jesus goes down south on both sexes.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Bisexual? Coolness.

    v0id
    Member

    sorry J.C.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    I can tell that you mean it so it’s cool. c:

    v0id
    Member

    Oh thank you Jeeeeeezus! For a moment I thought I’m going straight to hell

    mld
    Member

    >I thought same sex relationships were bad.

    I favor gay relationships …if both chicks are hot
    The “and if they let me watch” is implied.

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    never thought I would see the day riverdaledragon would be quoted….

    majiksznak
    Member
    majiksznak

    Haha! Awesome. Nobody does no sequitur comedy like the Christians!

    majiksznak
    Member
    majiksznak

    s/no sequitur/non sequitur/

    syndicate444
    Member

    I noticed it did not specify which god….. so Horus? Maybe Zeus? I like FSM too.

    WaltherKid
    Member

    I would think we believe what we are told, not what we have experienced. Or perhaps, because of what we were told, we could bend our experiences to “relate” what we our told. The kids born into uber christian families tell me to give myself to (their) God. The kids born into uber muslim families tell me there is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet. The kids who are born into non-religious families tell me to get a job, start a family and enjoy life. I like that, and it’s exactly what I’m doing. BTW this weekend… Read more »

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    comment.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    ALL HAIL ODIN!!!!

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    More of a Tyrsmann myself. But yes, raise a horn high!

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    DEATH TO THE JEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Pandora_C
    Member
    Pandora_C

    I’m a militant agnostic. I don’t know if there’s a god, AND NEITHER DO YOU!

    mld
    Member

    well played,
    a most excellent reply

    fr34k
    Member

    So then why worship one -.-

    fortyseven
    Member

    No gods or kings, only man.

    gx5000
    Member

    Jeffy’s the man on this : “Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong.” -Thomas Jefferson (Notes on Virginia, 1782) And the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerve in the brain of Jupiter. But may we hope that the dawn of reason and freedom of thought in these United States will do away with this artificial scaffolding, and… Read more »

    ItalianDragn
    Member

    The general principles on which the fathers achieved independence were. . . . the general principles of Christianity. . . . I will avow that I then believed, and now believe, that those general principles of Christianity are as eternal and immutable as the existence and attributes of God; and that those principles of liberty are as unalterable as human nature.

    -John Adams, Letter to Thomas Jefferson, June 28, 1813

    deuce
    Member

    So, wait, Jesus died for our sins, but then came back to life? Does that mean he took away our “get out of hell free” card? What a cunt.

    fracked again
    Member

    Jesus had a bad weekend for your sins.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Yeah, SORRY about that suffering thing. I was just kidding, but they didn’t put that part in…

    Silverwolf
    Member

    So, all of mankind’s sins can be absolved if a demi-god is basically lynched? Man, I never managed to grasp the internal logic of this concept. Step 1: Deicide. Step 2: ?????. Step 3: Absolution.

    Thrella
    Member
    Thrella

    Eh not too bad considering the reformation basically ushered independent thinking and freedom of speech, which we use today to make fun of Jesus freaks. Can’t say religion hasn’t done ANYTHING worthwhile… even if the point was to do exactly the opposite.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Attention whore comment.

    Howie Feltersnatch
    Member

    Protip: If you can’t be killed because your an immortal deity, then getting nailed to stick isn’t a “sacrifice.”

    Howie Feltersnatch
    Member

    *you’re

    mld
    Member

    it was better with the wrong “your”

    fr34k
    Member

    *-an 😛

    DMYTRIW WDS
    Member

    I already have a great relationship with reality.

    mikoyangurevich15
    Member

    Marx did say the religion was the opiate of the masses.This I`ve quoted on many occasions.But now I am more inclined to equate it with crack.

    natedog
    Member

    Jesus loves you, guys

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    I love everyone, it’s really true.
    Murderers, rapists- pedos too!

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    And we love you too Jesus!

    Drunkin
    Member

    Fuck all y’all.

    Jesus built my hot-rod.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
    jerry lee lewis was the devil
    jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
    all of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
    so there was only one thing that I could do
    was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Until he crashed it.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    I still built it, asshole.

    juiceyfruit
    Member

    No.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    maybe.

    v0id
    Member

    whatever…

    WaltherKid
    Member

    and a pack of smokes

    storminator
    Member

    i stole ten bibles on my last road trip.

    fr34k
    Member

    LOL

    th3j3ster
    Member

    Religion is just like every other organization, including the government or corporations. It may have or seem to have the best of intentions, but in the end the wicked will find a way to get rewarded and the weak will be exploited.

    Believe what you want by yourself. If you think you need someone to tell you what to believe in, then your not thinking hard enough.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    Truth ^^^

    nyoki
    Member

    This^^

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    No, no. It’s okay.

    I… I don’t believe in me either.

    TheLotusEater725
    Member

    Hey i believe in you jesus.I think someone needs to attend my seminar on self-esteem building/

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Also, Dad, you need to stop having a relationship with other people and have one with ME. How hard is it to go out back with me a toss a ball or two while shootin the shit? Pretty hard apparently WHEN YOU’RE GOD.

    borandi
    Member

    Go fuck yourself.

    iamevilhomer
    Member
    iamevilhomer

    i have my own god. he is immeasurable, incalculable, infallible, unforgiving/all forgiving, just/petty, fair/hates you, understanding/still hates you, casemods/fucking retard, all seeing/watch your ass.

    Magnets…. miracles and magic…. yo

    v0id
    Member

    Do you write rap lyrics?

    fr34k
    Member

    magnets are immeasurable? NOWAIGTFOPIZZA

    Chenoan
    Member

    100TH COMMENT

    HoChunk
    Member

    Has “Moldy Bible” been linked to, yet?

    didyimis
    Member

    You expect to let a man who killed his own son into my life? Fuck that shit.

    You people have got it all wrong. The Romans killed Jesus (who was a messenger like Abraham before him and Muhammad after him). They killed him for political favor with the Jews, who refused to believe that the words he spoke were the will of God.

    Oh, and also: www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1356#comic

    Foxy
    Member

    I want to go back in time and smoke weed with Jesus…

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Light some shit up, mah nigga.

    Saborlas
    Member

    Tried that.

    The fucker never called, never answered his fucking phone when I needed him, and never bothered with dinner and a movie before fucking me. God is a bad boyfriend.

    justonemango
    Member

    they’re all the same God, just in different context and worshiped by different people

    Fen
    Member

    Jebus Chris was mildly wounded for your sins.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Whipped, nailed and speared in the side… Dunno if I’d call it a “mild” wounding… lol…

    SumoSnipe
    Member
    SumoSnipe

    Damn. Still no riverdaledragon..

    Phyukyui
    Guest
    Phyukyui

    I pooped a little.



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