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Added on April 8th, 2010 by Oriahna | Report Post
Tags:Food, WTF

I’m normally terrified of any kind of shellfish, and yet i feel bad for this one

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natedog (#1905)

14 years ago

this kills the crab

GODDAM

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

Reply to natedog

14 years ago

Attack its weak point for massive damage!

Drunkin (#4102)

14 years ago

Sorry crab, I have to cut your face off.

Is this supposed to be some “humane” way of killing a crab before you boil it? I prefer just dropping them right in. It’s faster, less messy and the little fuckers have less of a chance to pinch the crap ouot of you.

dekay46 (#2116)

Reply to Drunkin

14 years ago

It’s not actually all that fast.

hufnmouth (#3256)

14 years ago

He seems so resigned to his fate.

Disgustipater (#1289)

Reply to hufnmouth

14 years ago

He does look pretty sad.

MalcoveMagnesia (#2270)

Reply to hufnmouth

14 years ago

This is the most depressing picture I’ve seen on McS.

vesparia (#8201)

Reply to MalcoveMagnesia

14 years ago

Seconded 🙁

Dreth (#983)

Reply to vesparia

14 years ago

This is why I haven’t bought crabs from Maunabo, it’s easy to boil them but it’s so sad to put them in your freezer, slowly killing them.

KommissarKvC (#3647)

Reply to Dreth

14 years ago

who knows, they might do like klaus from American Dad and soak themselves in vodka so they dont freeze,\

then as soon as you open the door, BAM they go for the face

multi_masked (#2246)

14 years ago

And this is why I have a hard time eating crab. They just seem to know what is going on. Unlike Chickens, which I love to eat. They seem mildly clueless the entirety of their lives.

monkeyman767 (#4451)

14 years ago

I have only ever had crab once and it was years ago, but right now i feel very guilty

DMYTRIW WDS (#16438)

14 years ago

MMMMMMMM… Boiled Sullustan.

aarpie (#4072)

14 years ago

… fuck. FUCK. FUCK YOU. You just screwed up crab for me. Cuz every damn time I see a fucking crab on my plate from now on I’m gonna see that face. THAT. FACE. THAT “Fuck me, I’m about to die for nothing…” FACE.

FUCK YOU. GOD DAMMIT NOW I HAVE GUILT *sobs*

conan776 (#5342)

Reply to aarpie

14 years ago

Now now, no need to run around like a crab with its face cut off. 😉

Cargen (#377)

14 years ago

To be honest, that crab wont mind, its already been though hell getting caught.

Chenoan (#14265)

14 years ago

I think it’s already dead, any normal crab would have had some of its claws up trying to attack its attacker. And crab eyes naturally look like that.

With that logic, I will sleep soundly.

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

Reply to Chenoan

14 years ago

That seems right to me. When I handled a live dungeness it spent most of its time trying to pinch me. There wasn’t any limp hanging around.

DisplacedTexan (#4021)

14 years ago

this is what humans really believe

jrhirtzel (#18409)

14 years ago

This is a softshell crab. With hardshell you boil them or steam them but softshell is usually pan fried and you need to take it’s face off first. YUMMY!!!

It’s not dead. When they molt they feel like jello. Also if you put a crab in cold water it goes to sleep and can’t pinch you.

blowbags (#14150)

14 years ago

erk, I’d just have to do it quick / with sharp scissors, I’d consider myself an asshole if I ended up doing it 10% in and failing for a few seconds.

Silverwolf (#6586)

14 years ago

I swear, people these days are such pansies. Just cut the primitive delicious bug’s face off and enjoy its delicious meat. Save your morality for lifeforms with higher brain functions. I dunno, humans, maybe?

Oh. And it’s dead alright. You do NOT hold a living crab without tying its pincers first.