Girls are Shitty Locks

Girls are Shitty Locks


Send to Facebook | Send To Twitter
  • Leave A Comment

    Please Login to comment
    10 Comment threads
    11 Thread replies
    0 Followers
     
    Most reacted comment
    Hottest comment thread
    17 Comment authors
    v0idStaplegunMacolHoChunkThink Tank Recent comment authors
      Subscribe  
    Notify of
    j_bryon
    Member

    THIS in an incredle analogy! I have to remember this one for when my sons and daughters become teenagers, oh wait! I guess I should tell my sons that just because they have a master key it doesn’t mean they should go unlocking all the locks they can.

    the.kenzo
    Member

    Some of those locks might be rusty, and you don’t want to ruin your key. Only open the ones with something worthwhile locked up.

    Tiggle Bitties
    Member

    old argument is old. but this old is good.

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    Analogy fail: SLUTS ARE AWESOME!

    Belbo
    Member

    God gave us condoms for a reason.

    figosound
    Member

    YES! to do water balloons and throw them to motherfuckers!

    Tiggle Bitties
    Member

    until you get a VD. then THEY’RE EVEN BETTER

    v0id
    Member

    How can you get a Vin Diesel?

    Think Tank
    Member
    Think Tank

    Write a terrible script?

    Hazard
    Member

    Hey douchebag, analogies don’t prove points.

    Also the misogyny here is getting tiresome.

    PrometheusUnbound
    Member

    Agreed about the misogyny. So fucking old.

    Jesus Christ
    Member

    Being honest, yeah. inb4 downvotes

    Dragunov
    Member
    Dragunov

    Shit, in after white knights.

    Dragunov
    Member
    Dragunov

    Stop complaining about it and do something. Else just go make me a sammich, female!

    Tiggle Bitties
    Member

    LOLOLOL @ SERIOUS BUSINESS

    mikoyangurevich15
    Member

    Eh,moderation is but a simple bit of common sense.Unfortunately,one of my kids(yes,a female)has never quite gotten that.(I certainly never did until I met her mother.)

    Flickerdart
    Member

    Hey baby, I’m a certified locksmith…in bed.

    v0id
    Member

    Please tell me this is not a pickup line… that actually works.

    HoChunk
    Member

    So why do they call a key that can open ALL locks a Skeleton Key?

    Macol
    Member

    Skeleton keys only open really old locks.

    Staplegun
    Member

    People still go to bash?



    Advertisements Alcohol Animated Images Architecture Art Awesome Things Batman Cars Comic Books Computers Cosplay Cute As Hell Animals Dark Humor Donald Trump Fantasy - Science Fiction Fashion Food Forum Fodder Gaming Humor Interesting LOLcats Military Motorcycles Movie Posters Movies Music Nature NeSFW Politics Religion Science! Sexy Space Sports Star Trek Star Wars Technology Television Vertical Wallpaper Wallpaper Weapons Women WTF X-Mas