Nibbling on my Bibel because it seemed topical. Also, cat.
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(14 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)






April 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Cat.
April 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Is fine too.
April 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Is not as good as my cat.
April 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
kitteh!
Also; hawt.
April 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Fucking saved!!
Gona cum buckes later.
April 1, 2010 at 1:01 pm
m[c]s, always keeping it classy.
April 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm
i miss you sooooooo much, maya.
and goodness, your hair has gotten so long since last i ran my hands through it
April 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Stop posting from the future. You’re altering it and we’re going to become lizard people.
April 1, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I miss you, too, Maya. Your cat is awesome (as are all black cats, but this one seems even more awesome). You are also quite pretty.
April 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm
toot
April 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Yes please!
April 1, 2010 at 1:33 pm
My rule is that if a girl on the internet sounds awesome and smart, she’s probably somehow hideously deformed. You are the exception that proves that rule, my dear. Absolutely stunning. When you’ve grown tired of the natedog, gimme a yell
April 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
She actually has a shark fin on her back. You just can not tell.
April 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm
She is a jew, if it means anything.
April 1, 2010 at 3:47 pm
OMG, you are even hotter than I imagined.
April 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I approve
April 1, 2010 at 4:24 pm
It must really suck, to be as ridiculously hot as you are, creepy fucking people like…I dunno, 70% of the people here are always going “Jesus chirst this bitch is hot! *right click, save as….fapfapfapfapfapfap*
Not gonna lie, I would totally kidnap you and keep you in my basement/sexitorium.
April 1, 2010 at 4:52 pm
I am one of the biggest proponents of saying Maya is hot, but I have never fapped to a picture of her. Conversation and occasionally a really well written comment … maybe. I will not tell.
April 1, 2010 at 5:03 pm
So you think everyone else has?
April 1, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I have no idea.
April 1, 2010 at 5:36 pm
But that second picture is tempting me to change my ways.
April 1, 2010 at 6:01 pm
The second picture is my desktop background now.
October 17, 2012 at 11:33 am
You people disgust me
April 1, 2010 at 4:41 pm
hot mama! your cat is so cute
April 1, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I haven’t spoken to you in a while May.
April 1, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Black cats are awesome!
April 1, 2010 at 7:01 pm
racist
April 1, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Damn hottie!
April 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm
YES. KITTY. Our pet cats look so much a like.
April 1, 2010 at 7:34 pm
WHAT A SURPRISE! Its not like all black cats look the exact fucking same or anything!
April 1, 2010 at 5:01 pm
wow, that second picture is really sexy
April 1, 2010 at 5:35 pm
This really should not be down voted. It is truth.
April 1, 2010 at 6:48 pm
then i will upvote your comment, to show my agreement with your truth, and i will downvote him, so everyone is happy
April 1, 2010 at 7:32 pm
That was one of the best sentences I have ever read, in context, on M[c]S. Thank you.
April 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Lewis Carroll would approve!
April 1, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Comment disagreeing with whatever.
April 1, 2010 at 6:46 pm
No U
April 1, 2010 at 6:50 pm
yes me, because I don’t break promises… *cough*
April 1, 2010 at 7:13 pm
SHOW ME THE PROMISE, AND I WILL DO IT.
April 1, 2010 at 7:32 pm
You have thousands of posts, it’s nearly impossible to find. So I’ll give you the approximate conversation that was had:
Nat: I’ll give an xbox to whoever sends me 4000 points first.
Lamb: I probably sent you over 4000 points in total already.
Nate: fuck off, i gave you a lot of points, too.
Lamb: Hm…
One to skip a few 99, 100 and we’re in the present. I give you 4000 points you give them back and make a different offer.
April 1, 2010 at 7:35 pm
HAHAHA! God lamb, you’re such a fool! It’s “One, TWO, skip a few” not “One to skip a few” Haha, what a crazy couk!
April 1, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Who the fuck are you and why are you talking to me when I’m drunk-ish?
April 1, 2010 at 7:48 pm
What?! But, but lamb! You know me! How could you not know me! We’ve been together for so long! why are you doing this now, why now! I THOUGHT WE HAD IT SO DAMN GOOD! HAVE YOU BEEN FAKING IT TO ME THIS ENTIRE TIME? WHAT ABOUT PARIS?! WAS THAT A LIE?! No, it couldn’t have been. It was too nice, too perfect. We had everything that night, we had each other and we had the world. I think you should stop drinking lamb, its tearing us apart! I don’t think we should see each other anymore until you get your drinking addiction in check. YOU’RE A FUCKING ALCOHOLIC LAMB! But I still love you. If you ever get your life back together, give me a call. Otherwise, we’ll always have paris. You were so tender that night.
April 1, 2010 at 7:49 pm
i believe it went like this:
Nat: I’ll punch whoever sends me 4000 points first in the face.
Lamb: I probably sent you over 4000 points in total already.
Nate: ok, *punch*
Lamb: ouch…
see? link or it’s lost in the potholes
April 1, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Seriously, what the hell are these points you keep talking about?
April 1, 2010 at 7:54 pm
lurk moar
April 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
April 1, 2010 at 7:55 pm
YOU KNOW WHAT
i was in line at the bank today, and got a ticket for raffle for a Wii. if i win, i will mail it to you
April 2, 2010 at 4:19 am
Woooo…?
July 19, 2012 at 3:57 am
i never won that wii
April 1, 2010 at 6:49 pm
also, what do you call your kitty, dieA?
April 1, 2010 at 7:36 pm
So help me god if its Theodore Roosevelt, I will travel to where ever the fuck land you live in and steal that motherfucker!
April 1, 2010 at 7:50 pm
if you came to my land to steal the cat, you would be a hemisphere away from the cat
April 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm
Touche.
April 1, 2010 at 8:55 pm
My Roosevelt obsession started only after I got my cat. ):
April 1, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Now that is the single greatest thing you’ve ever said.
April 1, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Dinah! Bonus points if you know after which cat I named her.
April 1, 2010 at 9:00 pm
aliceproject13.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/dinah-1.jpg
???
April 1, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Teehee.
Yes and that is actually my most favourite Dinah moment in the whole film. There she just agreed with Alice’s explanation of what the world is or isn’t, she said meow and nodded in agreement, a couple seconds later she shakes her head and doesn’t understand any more. Sweet love.
April 2, 2010 at 6:58 pm
I gave myself bonus points because I knew, even though someone else posted it.
April 1, 2010 at 6:55 pm
OH SHIT
WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU’LL SHIT BRIX
April 1, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Tell me what I am supposed to see so that I can shit some hardened clay.
April 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm
not so fast. you work for a mindfuck or you dont deserve the answer
April 1, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Is it the pun in her name? because I found that. Unfortunately I only shit a pebble.
April 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm
hell to the nizzo
something in 2 of the images
April 1, 2010 at 7:50 pm
FUCK MAN! WHAT IS IT?! I CAN’T FIND IT! ITS LIKE I’M FUCKING BLIND OR SOMETHING!
April 1, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Is that really it? I noticed that the first time I saw the pictures. I was focusing on her hotness.
April 1, 2010 at 7:51 pm
totally NOT it. i mean really. thats not brix-worthy
April 1, 2010 at 7:53 pm
It’s pebble worthy though=D
April 1, 2010 at 7:56 pm
I really want to know. I have an inquiring mind.
Is it something about the cat belly?
April 1, 2010 at 7:57 pm
No no no, it can’t be that RSI, it’s gotta be in 2 of the photos! Come on dammit, WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT!
April 1, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Her ring switches hands along with the camera?
April 1, 2010 at 8:02 pm
No, that can not be it. That is not brick worthy.
April 1, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Dammit man! We need to figure this out!
April 1, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I think I figured it out. Nate is fucking with this. It is the only possible answer.
April 1, 2010 at 8:12 pm
What is it? Is it that Die is on the bibel as well as in her name?
April 1, 2010 at 8:20 pm
No, no, that would be silly. I am saying that nate purposely put this comment about the bricks he supposedly shat to throw us off of focusing on the hotness.
April 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Intriguing. It would a plausible reason, although it has only worked on 2 people. Only one of which counts because I am the least interested with this woman out of everyone on the entire site.
April 1, 2010 at 6:58 pm
90% of the above. No point in saying it all over again I guess.
April 1, 2010 at 7:30 pm
I’ve got the other 10% covered.
April 1, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Hey dieA, I was wondering, whats it like to be smothered with praise like this? I mean, if you posted a picture of your eyebrow (just your eyebrow)you would get hundreds of comments praising you about how beautiful your eyebrow is, or how sexy your eyebrow is or how someone wants to kidnap your eyebrow, fuck it silly and blah blah blah.
I think it would be weird to get that many comments of this nature. At the same time, I’ll admit I’m a little jealous. because of the mere fact that you have breasts and a vagina, you get untold amounts of praise. If you weed out the creepy ones, I bet its pretty nice.
April 1, 2010 at 7:15 pm
www.myconfinedspace.com/author/dieantagonista/#comment-887626
www.myconfinedspace.com/author/dieantagonista/#comment-887806
April 1, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I’m not really sure what that was supposed to accomplish. Mind explain it to this old fool?
April 1, 2010 at 7:18 pm
I do not think this worked the way you expected.
April 1, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I agree.
April 1, 2010 at 7:16 pm
DAMMIT
i meant this
www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/03/23/more-tiki-shenanigans/#comment-887443
April 1, 2010 at 7:21 pm
HA! TAKE THAT, FAGS
April 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm
So what you’re telling me is that my exaggerated example of just an eyebrow has already happened?
April 1, 2010 at 7:25 pm
well, it’s quite an eyebrow
April 1, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Thats fucking hilarious! I thought I was making it up the entire time!
April 1, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Man, the guys on this site are so fucking weird.
April 1, 2010 at 7:19 pm
also, she’s waaaay more than just boobs and a vagina. even if she was just a cogitor, she’d be the moast awesome cogitor evar
dune.wikia.com/wiki/Cogitor
April 1, 2010 at 7:25 pm
ah ah ah! Don’t be so hasty Nate! I was just saying that boobs and vagina are all thats needed to receive untold amounts of praise. I’m sure she may be awesome, I don’t know, I’ve never talked to her, but it stands true the boobs and vagina are the main reason she gets 90% of the comments she gets.
April 1, 2010 at 7:37 pm
None one of these posts has answered my question.
I’m waiting on your response DieA! DON’T SKIMP OUT NOW!
April 1, 2010 at 7:45 pm
lol your head is a condom
April 1, 2010 at 7:52 pm
At least I won’t get a girl pregnant when I go in head first, unlike SOMEONE around here. Here’s look at you casemods.
P.S. Its funny because casemods head is constantly covered in some other guys semen.
April 1, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Naw it’s cool. I’m pretty creepy myself so it all evens out. It’s also the fact that there are mostly straight men on this site I guess but most of the people I enjoy talking to on this site liked me before I posted any photos.
April 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm
I see, I see. Most intriguing, most intriguing indeed.
April 1, 2010 at 9:23 pm
She is an all around enjoyable person. It is true.
April 1, 2010 at 9:27 pm
This may be true, but seeing as I have never conversed with her, I would not know. With that, it really has no effect on the topic at hand.
April 1, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Now. Can you give some insight into whatever it is that nate is talking about?
April 2, 2010 at 12:26 am
he was prolly trolling you very effectively
April 2, 2010 at 7:43 am
You son of a bitch!
April 2, 2010 at 8:56 pm
No, U
April 2, 2010 at 8:59 pm
Gasp!
April 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
This is true. I remember when I thought she was a dude. Some of the comments made just didn’t make sense coming from a woman on the internet. Finally, interesting woman. Even more surprising a lot of interesting people are here on this site.
April 1, 2010 at 7:29 pm
I JUST REALIZED YOUR POST NAME WAS A PUN! FUCK! Not the best, but it made me chuckle.
April 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm
cute and intelligent very rare
April 2, 2010 at 12:22 am
WOOT
100TH COMMENT
April 2, 2010 at 1:03 am
you are a woman??????????? wtf… FUUUUUUUUUUUck. and tou sexy giiiiiirrrr
April 3, 2010 at 4:20 am
Please tell me you’re kidding.
April 2, 2010 at 1:07 am
Lovely as ever, dieA.
April 2, 2010 at 1:41 am
Wait, are you training to become a Middleman?
www.daemonstv.com/images/abc/middleman1.jpg
April 2, 2010 at 9:13 am
Awesome, I should be.
April 2, 2010 at 12:25 pm
that’s a lot of comments. i guess you get that when you’re attractive, eh?
April 2, 2010 at 12:31 pm
If you’ll take a good look you’ll realize that a good portion of the comments are from me. A very good portion. And trust me, her ‘hotness’ has very little effect on me.
April 2, 2010 at 3:15 pm
-signing the petition
April 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm
to clarify, my comment was supposed to be a stand alone comment. i actually disagree with the commenter i inadvertently replied to.
April 2, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Oh thank god, I was afraid I’d need to get a petition going and I just thought that’d be cruel.
April 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm
nice boobs….wait there’s a cat?
April 2, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Nice to see you.
April 2, 2010 at 11:24 pm
any way have a good one
April 2, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Four more comments and this post makes it on to the Most Commented Posts For All Time.
April 2, 2010 at 11:31 pm
For reals?
April 3, 2010 at 4:22 am
124th, check it out yourself.
April 3, 2010 at 7:14 am
Well wadda ya know, 125th.
April 8, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Oh hell, knocked out by How does this perry ellis shirt look? (160). Not cool man, not cool.
April 3, 2010 at 7:34 pm
oh,moldy bible! how i miss thee
April 3, 2010 at 1:34 am
I figured I ought to contribute to the “most-commented post” run, though it was not the original purpose of the post.
April 3, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Maya,
you definately have a cult following. I’m glad your comments have become more intellectual and witty/ironic, and your pictures more frequent.
April 6, 2010 at 9:59 pm
First
April 6, 2010 at 10:05 pm
oh fuck
February 24, 2011 at 1:33 am
Last
February 24, 2011 at 1:41 am
A few more comments and this will be in the Top 10.
February 24, 2011 at 1:42 am
Really?
July 16, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Maya.
Fucking a.
God damn.
July 16, 2012 at 11:21 pm
I am drunk-ish once again. Who the fuck is tardex?
July 17, 2012 at 12:05 am
2119
July 17, 2012 at 9:59 pm
It’s been 2 years. You don’t get drunk-ish very often, do you?
July 19, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Not at home, no. Fuck, I’m sober, i shouldn’t be talking to you in this condition.
July 20, 2012 at 1:04 am
You shoudln’t. This is weird, you’ve made things weird.
July 17, 2012 at 10:26 pm
EVERY JUST STOP COMMENTING ON OLD THREAD
July 17, 2012 at 11:01 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!
July 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm
it was funny the first time,
now that diea. is dead it’s kind of a dick thing to do
July 18, 2012 at 11:32 pm
She dead? Really?
July 19, 2012 at 2:59 am
yup, she was in poland during some flood
July 19, 2012 at 3:07 am
DON’T BELIEVE THE LIES. I forgot all about this, I should put these on FB, just in case they offend someone. Probably not.
July 19, 2012 at 11:35 am
Well now, either we got a ghost here or your ass be wrong sir.
July 19, 2012 at 11:40 am
ghost
July 20, 2012 at 1:06 am
Fascinating. I thought ghosts were technologically impaired. Obviously not.
July 20, 2012 at 2:44 am
tiki likes to fuck with people
July 19, 2012 at 5:13 am
Damn. That is a nice tie.