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March 14, 2010 at 11:58 am
have you guys heard about how they want to tax pizza to reduce the amount of shit most Americans eat nowadays? The said an effective plan to battle obesity.
March 14, 2010 at 12:00 pm
It won’t help. The pizza companies will probably lower their prices to match the tax.
March 14, 2010 at 12:03 pm
well if that is so then at least the government will get a share of profits from pizza with the tax. It’ll sure cause more unrest in America than there already is.
March 14, 2010 at 9:46 pm
March 14, 2010 at 11:59 am
Ah, Las Vegas area…gotta love it.
March 14, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Hawaii’s status surprised me. I guess in the home of Dog, though, you could only expect more guns than pizza or strip clubs.
March 14, 2010 at 12:30 pm
mmmm Pizza…..
March 14, 2010 at 12:32 pm
i dont think that is right, Portland oregon has so many strip clubs but i dont see any yellow there! “Back in 2005, Portland had 7.4 strip clubs per 100,000 residents, while other centers of sin, Las Vegas and San Francisco had 5.8 and 2.2, respectively.” source blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2009/02/11/beaver_state_loses_top_strip_c a year old but still has some merit.
March 14, 2010 at 4:24 pm
You’re reading the map wrong – it’s not PER CAPITA, it’s relative to guns and pizza. So while Portland may have more stip clubs than most places, it still has more guns and pizza than strip clubs.
March 14, 2010 at 4:44 pm
The Eastern Panhandle of West Virginia has way more strip clubs than pizza places, and I’m pretty sure there’s more guns as well, per capita or not.
March 14, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Clearly this shows that we need more strip clubs, WELL COME ON THEN!!!
March 14, 2010 at 2:45 pm
America, Fuck Yeah!
March 14, 2010 at 3:52 pm
I gotta love how there’s this massive concentration of dots in America, and as soon as you hit the Canadian border it fades to a mere spatter. Fucking Canada. Did you know they don’t have Hulu or Pandora here? They don’t even have Netflix. Even if you want to pay for your shit, they won’t let you. And have you seen the guy running the country? Fucker doesn’t even know what a computer is! Why didn’t you guys invade Canada instead of Iraq? We’ve got shittons of oil, but it’s not so goddamn hot & dusty, our wimminz are allowed to run around half naked, and as you can see on the map, we have pizza and strip clubs.
Fuck Afghanistan & Iraq, they don’t even know what pizza is. Come invade Canada!
March 14, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Don’t worry, we’re thinking about it.
March 14, 2010 at 8:31 pm
I’ll issue an executive order for you when i become grand emperor.
March 14, 2010 at 7:03 pm
The cluster of strip club dots just north of Vermont is becasue of all the titty bars just across the border as well as St Catherine St in Montreal.
Odd place for us ‘mericans..They’ve got a giant assed underground mall that is closed as all hell at 7pm!! on a Sat night AND has strip clubs/titty bars on the same blocks with mid-high end shopping
March 15, 2010 at 11:20 am
America! FUCK YEAH!
March 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm
HAWAII NEEDS MORE PIZZA OR STRIPCLUBS STAT!!!