Why his baboons blow up

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    Lamb
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    wat?

    Lamb
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    English, MOTHERFUCKER! Do-you-speak-it?

    crazybagoham
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    crazybagoham

    can someone explain this?

    nyoki
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    In the movie “The Fly” w/ Jeff Goldblum he uses baboons as experimental subjects for his teleporter, but the monkeys kept exploding. He figured out that while the transporter could transport inorganic material w/ no problem, it simple kept messing up anything that was alive. His layman’s explanation was that the teleprter didn’t know what alive was. So he puts one steak in the transporter and cooks it, along w/ a non-transported steak. The transported steak tasted like shit. He needed to find an algorithm to get it to understand meat or anything organic. Something like that, it’s been a… Read more »

    Lamb
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    I knew that, but still… Phrasing.

    nyoki
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    My phrasing? Xanax can do that sometimes.

    Lamb
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    It’s not your zanax, it’s… it’s… my addiction to marijuana. [cries loudly]

    nyoki
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    lol
    You know what happens. I have an idea, I start typing, then think of a better way to say it. I start changing things and don’t quite fix the stuff I’ve already typed to work w/ my new phrasing. I end up w/ a bit of a mess, submit, then scream and tear my eyes out leaving nothing more than bloody gaping holes. Once a raven even stole my left eye. It was quite traumatic and I’m still in therapy dealing w/ it.

    Lamb
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    Did it bring it back? Ravens are ok like that.

    nyoki
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    Yes. It was a very fine raven, actually I think he gave me someone else’s, but it was better than my original.

    conan776
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    I haven’t touched baboons in a while but this is how I remember it. :-/



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