morning pee

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this has happened to me a couple times. also: having to wait for that stupid thing to point in the right direction.


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    natedog
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    IF IT’S HAPPENED TO YOU TOO, THEN WHY YOU HATIN ON TEH KITTEHS?

    TheLotusEater725
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    I can’t pee when i haz woods.

    RobWar
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    do a hand stand

    rfreedii
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    rfreedii

    I’m getting stronger as I get older. It’s easier to hold it down now…

    Kik Dogg
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    You will regret that one day.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    This has never happened to me.

    mikoyangurevich15
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    Like I always say,blast it with piss.

    Puulaahi
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    Paint a picture!

    Howie Feltersnatch
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    This is why you do the morning pee in the shower.

    becauseofoz
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    becauseofoz

    Ditto. Do it so often, I forget its a thing

    storminator
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    “Standing for the queen, eh? That’s why god created sinks!” Harold Hedd

    becauseofoz
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    becauseofoz

    Hahahahaha!!! ssssshhhhhh!!!

    Belbo
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    I think anybody who has had their dick for more than one day can avoid this scenario.

    juiceyfruit
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    obviously you have had a dick for less than a day.

    Belbo
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    The matriarch of your family tree has had it for years

    juiceyfruit
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    no u, etc

    Adrian
    Member

    so if this is your problem, why don’t you just sit down? It’s not rocket science or anything!?

    hellb0y666
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    You will probably pee on your face… bad idea… the sink and the shower works better.

    TheBleakranger
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    Sit to pee!? what are you, a female?

    brucecpu
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    When I was younger I walked backwards 4 ft. from the toilet. Created an arch, like a urine rainbow.



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