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    natedog
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    she’s still in basic training

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
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    I’ll give her my basic training.

    lhamilt2
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    looks like jessica simpson

    El_Borak
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    looks like jessica simpson

    It ought to.

    Awesome1
    Member

    Is Jessica Simpson

    natedog
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    that’s bullshit. did she actually qualify for that marksmanship badge and those bars?

    if so, i wonder what the bars are for? they could be any of the following: Rifle, Pistol, Anti Aircraft Artillery, Auto Rifle, Machinegun, Field Artillery, Tank Weapons, Flamethrower, Submachine Gun, Rocket Launcher, Grenade, Carbine, Recoilless Rifle, Mortar, Bayonet, Small Bore Rifle, Small Bore Pistol, Missile, or Aero-weapons

    WistfulD
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    You are trying entirely too hard to sound knowledgeable.

    Orin
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    watch the movie and you will know

    macio
    Member

    She qualified by being High Power Master of those two sweater missles!
    Recently verified by John Mayer’s rave reviews.

    natedog
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    srry guys. shoulda figured it out it was a movie from the nametag. I had visions of some shitty reality show, and as one of many who’ve earned this badge, I was overly butthurt and unleashed a sad little wiki-jizz all over myself.

    carry on

    Dragunov
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    Dragunov

    I can use wikipedia too.

    Chrysis
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    Oh jesus fucking christ people… Scared me for a second… I was afraid she was going play Jill Valentine in a RE movie…. Then again I would pay to see Jessica Simpson ate by a zombie.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
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    I wonder…if she had been born ugly would she be smarter?

    I mean would she have compensated for her ugliness by studying harder and engaging her mind more?
    Or would at the very least the perception of her differ?

    natedog
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    your answer lies in her sister Ashley, who is ugly AND stupider

    Denmarkian
    Member

    I thought her name was spelled “Ashlee”

    RSIxidor
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    It only adds to the stupidity.

    dr0
    Member

    she’s fat now.

    HarkenLaser
    Member

    I’d still hit it.



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